CONTESTANT 02: Dave Strider

Track By: Me again ahaha

That's right, it's THE author of SBAHJ! wtf is homestuck? Never heard of it. Sounds like some lame knock-off of SBAHJ, which is way better. After hearing that there's a deliberately bad tourney being made, the Lord of Irony himself has decided to bless us with his presence. Can he make it to the end in TIME? Find out when voting begins i guess

SONGS USED:
Karkalicious (Homestuck)
Deltarune OST - Field of Hopes and Dreams (Toby Fox worked on Homestuck, and made Deltarune)

The Big Mann HAS THE W

CONTESTANT 04: Dib Membrane

Track By: @carmel-funny

Well well well, who do we have here? None other than Dib Membrane! Some say he's the defender of the earth, others say he's just some lunatic. We honestly don't give a shit and have him here solely because he has some good music.

SONGS USED:
Alien Hominid - Final Boss (Invader Zim is about Aliens)
Brilliant Victorious - Take a Hint (Nickelodeon)
YTP Sexer "Bitch" SFX (Buzz Lightyear is from space, aliens come from space)

YTP Sexer Bitch SFX

CONTESTANT 06: Cuphead

Track By: @theguys-spicy-soundclown

JUST CUPHEAD. It's literally just fucking Cuphead. A brawl is surely brewing! Cuphead! Cuphead in Anarchy Tourney! It's Cuphead! Cuphead, he's in anarchy tourney, the one you're on, right now! It's Cuphead.

SONGS USED:
Cuphead OST - Botanic Panic (Cuphead)
Jim Jones - We Fly High (Cuphead can ride a plane, which is related to Flying)
Fatman Scoop - Drop (Cuphead has the ability to drop through platforms)
Bruno Mars - Thats What I Like (Jumping. Cuphead is a platforming game.)
3LAMESTUDIO - Homer Simpson in Cuphead (Cuphead)

PS Triple Panic

CONTESTANT 02: Dave Strider

Track By: @kirbofunnyman
Thumbnail Art by: @kirbofunnyman

That's right, it's THE author of SBAHJ! wtf is homestuck? Never heard of it. Sounds like some lame knock-off of SBAHJ, which is way better. After hearing that there's a deliberately bad tourney being made, the Lord of Irony himself has decided to bless us with his presence. Can he make it to the end in TIME? Find out when voting begins i guess

SONGS USED:
Porter Robison & Madeon - Shelter (House Music, Dave is from HOMEstuck)
The Lorax (2012) - How Bad Can I Be (Tumblr)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney (Rap)
Dan Bull - Creeper Rap (Rap)

I Dont Have A Name For This One

CONTESTANT 08: Draco Centauros

Track By: @babybowser101

GAO! Draco Centauros from Puyo Puyo joins the battle! She actually signed up for this thinking it was a beauty contest, but by the time she realized it was a music-based tourney it was too late to take her out of the roster. dumb bitch lmfao. Nevertheless, she has a lot in store in terms of dropping fire music. Will she make it far or not? Only time will tell!

SONGS USED:
Persona 5 - Last Surprise (Persona, appeared in a Puyo Puyo!! Quest crossover)
Jet Set Radio - Sneakman (Sega)

Sneaky Thief

CONTESTANT 09: Glowsquid

Track By: Sodium
Thumbnail Art by: @babybowser101

Glowsquid in a tourney where rigging is actively encouraged? Man looks like he has finally found his home! (/s depending on whether or not this joke makes you angry). Also yes im putting a kpop rep in the tourney because im cool B)

SONGS USED:
BTS - Trivia 承 : Love (Dream stans are accused of rigging the mob vote. Another notorious group of stans are KPop stans)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water)

Lovers Of Nazareth

CONTESTANT 04: Dib Membrane

Track By: @babybowser101

Well well well, who do we have here? None other than Dib Membrane! Some say he's the defender of the earth, others say he's just some lunatic. We honestly don't give a shit and have him here solely because he has some good music.

SONGS USED:
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Melty Monster Galaxy (Space)
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy (Space)

Meltdown To Earth

CONTESTANT 09: Glowsquid

Track By: @kirbofunnyman
Thumbnail Art by: @babybowser101

Glowsquid in a tourney where rigging is actively encouraged? Man looks like he has finally found his home! (/s depending on whether or not this joke makes you angry). Also yes im putting a kpop rep in the tourney because im cool B)

SONGS USED:
The Living Tombstone - Squid Melody [Blue] (Squid)
Owl City - Fireflies (DREAM stans are accused of rigging the mob vote, and the song was used in a Mouth DREAMs track)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Used in Mouth Dreams, see above)
TryHardNinja & CaptainSparklez - Revenge (Minecraft)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (A Minecraft Parody of the song exists (Hunt for Herobrine))

Glowsquid Melody

CONTESTANT 10: Benrey

Track By: Sodium

Look guys, it's Benrey! Hey, wanna know something cool about him? Well fun fact, Benrey [Rest of this description is highly classified material. Please present your Premium Black Mesa™ Passport to proceed.]

SONGS USED:
KNOWER - Time Traveler (Song used in Source Film Maker animations, which is an animation software created by Valve)
DAGames - I'm The Purple Guy (This is a FNAF fansong. You play as a security guard in FNAF)

I'm The Passport Guy

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Dave Strider, OkaKoro

TRACK BY: djfruitsnacks

Dave: holy shit anime girls want to break my balls
Okayu & Korone: yeah
Dave: Oh god oh fuck i could make a sick track about this

SONGS USED:
Homestuck - Sunslammer (Dave Strider - Homestuck)
COCONABE - Korone Ball Breakers (OkaKoro - Is a remix of Koro Funk)

Sunslammer Set Radio

CONTESTANT 08: Draco Centauros

Track By: @axcicos
Thumbnail By: @babybowser101

GAO! Draco Centauros from Puyo Puyo joins the battle! She actually signed up for this thinking it was a beauty contest, but by the time she realized it was a music-based tourney it was too late to take her out of the roster. dumb bitch lmfao. Nevertheless, she has a lot in store in terms of dropping fire music. Will she make it far or not? Only time will tell!

SONGS USED:
Portal 2 OST - Science is Fun (Puzzle Games)
Megalomachia2 - SUPER-REFLEX (The girl depicted on the Megalomachia2 album cover has flaming hair. Draco has fire-related powers.)

Reflective Science

CONTESTANT 10: Benrey

Track By: @babybowser101
Thumbnail By: Totalgoesondiscord#7460

Look guys, it's Benrey! Hey, wanna know something cool about him? Well fun fact, Benrey [Rest of this description is highly classified material. Please present your Premium Black Mesa™ Passport to proceed.]

SONGS USED:
its3oe - PASSPORT GUARDIAN (Benrey)
The Lorax - How Bad Can I Be (Tumblr Sexymen)

Bad Can Be?  Benrey Boss Theme

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Trixie Lulamoon, Dib Membrane

TRACK BY: @the-blue-flumpty-bumpty

Dib: I knew it! Cell Membranes ARE real!
Trixie: The joke is the reader of this description thinks Dib would freak out over a magic talking unicorn but instead he is surprised by the existence of cells. this is funny because its a subversion of expectations.

SONGS USED:
TRIXIE:
The Living Tombstone - Magic (The song is about Trixie herself)

DIB:
Emily Crapnell - Cells Cells (Cells have membranes. Dib's last name is membrane)

Magic Membranes

CONTESTANT 12: Fighting Mascot Team

Track By: @spring-souls

What's this? My god, the most famous video game characters of all time! That's right, the Nintendo E-Shop Bag and the Frog from Flipnote Hatena! Everybody knows these two! R-right? No? Too bad, they're in this tourney and nothing you do will ever change that, you powerless fool. Fuck you.

SONGS USED:
Robin Sparkles - Let's Go to the Mall (Shopping)
Synthpuff - You Reposted in the wrong Stuffmart (Shopping)

How I Reposted Your Stuffmart

CONTESTANT 02: Dave Strider

Track By: @dafisha21
Thumbnail By: @kirbofunnyman

That's right, it's THE author of SBAHJ! wtf is homestuck? Never heard of it. Sounds like some lame knock-off of SBAHJ, which is way better. After hearing that there's a deliberately bad tourney being made, the Lord of Irony himself has decided to bless us with his presence. Can he make it to the end in TIME? Find out when voting begins i guess

SONGS USED:
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Ironic Music)
Madeon - All My Friends (House Music. Dave is from HOMEstuck)

stupid friends

CONTESTANT 12: Fighting Mascot Team

Track By: @babybowser101

What's this? My god, the most famous video game characters of all time! That's right, the Nintendo E-Shop Bag and the Frog from Flipnote Hatena! Everybody knows these two! R-right? No? Too bad, they're in this tourney and nothing you do will ever change that, you powerless fool. Fuck you.

SONGS USED:
Ed Sheeran - Shape of You (Animation Meme songs)
CrusherP - ECHO (Animation Memes)

How English Of You!

CONTESTANT 14: Gay Bowser & Gay Luigi

Track By: @unknown_artist10
Thumbnail By: @babybowser101

Nice of the hosts to invite us to Anarchy Tourney, gay Luigi? I hope they made lots of tracks! That's right, joining us in Anarchy Tourney are none other than the most sensational LGBT icons of this world! How far will they make it? Find out in... idk i dont have a real schedule for when i actually start the voting period lol 

SONGS USED:
Patricia Taxxon ft. Ashley Sharp - sbb_pop (LGBT Artists)
No Straight Roads - VS. Sayu (Not Straight)
Ke$ha - Die Young (LGBT Artists)
No Straight Roads - DK West Encounter 1 (Not Straight)
100 Gecs - Ringtone (LGBT Artists)
Tyler, The Creator - GONE GONE, THANK YOU (LGBT Artists) (The creator of this mashup said they're most likely bi idk)
Lil Nas X - C7osure (You Like) (LGBT Artists)

No Straight People

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Glowsquid, Benrey

TRACK BY: @babybowser101

Glowsquid: Glub glub, glub glub. Glub, glub? (I sense a great power within you, I'm intrigued. What brings you here before me?)
Benrey: damn man i was just trying to find my way to gamestop and got lost and now im in the ocean u know how it is haha. wanna play sonic racing?
Glowsquid: Glub glub? Glub, glub glub, glub! (What the fuck is a Sonic? Whatever, I don't know what that is, but I've got Terraria if you're down for it!)

SONGS USED:
SHARED:
Madame Macabre - Cybernetic Entities (Drowning/Self Aware AI)
JT Music - Dig Deeper (Sandbox Games/Steam Games)

DROWN DEEPER

CONTESTANT 16: Passione Baby

Track By: @babybowser101
Thumbnail By: @user-120023750

N-nani?! I-it can't be! The boss of Passione was Boss Baby this whole time? That's right! The movie may have sucked ass, but don't underestimate him! He's stronger than ever before with his stand, 「King Crimson」, that has the deadly ability to erase t--and that's how it works! Can he ORA ORA ORA his way to the end? Find out soon!

SONGS USED:
Yugo Kanno - Il Vento D'oro (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Michael Gray - The Weekend (Units of Time/Songs related to Business)

Golden Weekend

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: INGSOC, Draco Centauros

TRACK BY: @spring-souls

Draco: I don't get it. If people had problems with INGSOC, then how come nobody has ever thought of just kicking the government's ass in a Puyo Puyo battle?
INGSOC: The party would like to remind you that we have always been Puyo Puyo masters. Let's rock.

SONGS USED:
INGSOC:
VVVVVV - Positive Force (The Letter V)

DRACO:
LLP Ft. Mike Diamondz - Fire (Fire)

Fire Force

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Passione Baby, Benrey

TRACK BY: @nelchael-recabarren
THUMBNAIL BY: @babybowser101

Benrey: hey dude i bet you cant spell ICUP.
Passione Baby: I see you pee... what's so funny?
Benrey: lmao tricked this dumb baby shit into saying he watches me pee. dumbass

SONGS USED:
BOTH:
Jojo's Bizarre adventure: Golden Wind - Ill vento di oro (Jojo's Media related/Songs used in SFM)

BENREY:
Soul Eater - Bang Bang Bang (SFM)
Quad City's DJ - Space Jam (SFM)
David Fernández Ortiz - El Chiki Chiki (Memes/Songs related to Valve)
Vandoorea - Freeze Freeman Freeze! (Memes/Songs related to Valve)
Sidney Samson - Riverside (Memes/Songs related to Valve)
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (Security Guards)
Naruto2413 - Artificial Intelligence Bomb (AI)
Jaroslav Beck - Beat Saber (VR)
Sven Co-op - Take Cover! SFX (Valve)

PASSIONE BABY:
Risa de Bebe Reguetton (Babies)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Royalty)
Blue Encount - Polaris (Shounen Anime)
TheLonelyIsland ft. Seth Rogen - Like a Boss (Corporations)
Boku No Hero Academia - You Say Run (Shounen Anime)
The Lorax - Biggering (Corporations)
Justin Bieber - Baby (Babies)
CaptainSparklez - Fallen Kingdom (Royalty)

Baby Engage

CONTESTANT 14: Gay Bowser & Gay Luigi

Track By: @e-twoup

Nice of the hosts to invite us to Anarchy Tourney, gay Luigi? I hope they made lots of tracks! That's right, joining us in Anarchy Tourney are none other than the most sensational LGBT icons of this world! How far will they make it? Find out in... idk i dont have a real schedule for when i actually start the voting period lol

SONGS USED:
LucasPucas - L-Trousle (Mario related media)
Pitbull - Hotel Room (Gay Luigi is from HOTEL Mario)

Pitbull Trousle

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Gay Bowser & Gay Luigi, Eldritch Luigi

Track By: @filthy_ass_senpai

Woah! What's this?! Looks like the folks over at Scratchbound (@shittyparodytournamentlol)have sent over Eldritch Luigi for a sick ass crossover track with Anarchy Tourney! hell yeah... were makign this happen! Check out their account, there are actually two crossover tracks, so the one over there sounds different from this one!

SONGS USED:
GAY BOWSER & GAY LUIGI:
Kitsune^2 - Rainbow Tylenol (The LGBT flag is a rainbow. Song is also commonly used in YTPMVs)
Jenna Anne - The Gay Song (Gay)

ELDRITCH LUIGI:
Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (Vine Song)
John Cena - Time Is Now (Vine Song)
AWOLNATION - Run (Vine Song)

[SCRATCHBOUND X ANARCHY TOURNEY] why am i tired all the time wth

CONTESTANT 08: Draco Centauros

Track By: @user-123438606-232373490

GAO! Draco Centauros from Puyo Puyo joins the battle! She actually signed up for this thinking it was a beauty contest, but by the time she realized it was a music-based tourney it was too late to take her out of the roster. dumb bitch lmfao. Nevertheless, she has a lot in store in terms of dropping fire music. Will she make it far or not? Only time will tell!

SONGS USED:
Sonic Generations OST - Big Arms (Sega)
Porta - Tetris Rap (Puzzle Games)
Dehao Zang - Ching Chang Hon Chi (Chinese. Draco wears a Qipao, a type of traditional Chinese clothing)
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon - Blue Sky Rhapsody (Dragons)
Super Smash Bros Brawl OST - Tetris Type B Remix (Puzzle Games)
Porta - Dragon Ball Rap (Dragons)
Doblecero Ft. Jay F & BTH Games, Stefan Tarraga - Rap de Free Fire (Fire)
The Living Tombstone - I Hope You Die in a Fire (Fire)
Dragon Force - Through the Fire and the Flames (Dragon/Fire)

Big Dragons Rap

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: INGSOC, The Mono Sisters

TRACK BY: @axcicos

Monoko: sistre look its ingsoc the totalititarian governmnent from the novel 1984
INGSOC: You get Knife Party too? This source is doubleplusgood! However, the party would like to remind you that we will win the tourney in the end.
Monoe: The only party I'm fond of is the Toriningen Party. Fuck you, ing-cock.

SONGS USED:
SHARED:
Knife Party - Rage Valley (Mono Sisters - Yume Nikki Knife Effect, INGSOC - Partying)

INGSOC:
Pitbull - Celebrate (Partying)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl OST - VS. Master Hand (There is a white hand in INGSOC's logo. Master Hand is a giant white hand)

THE MONO SISTERS:
ZUN - Corpse Voyage - Be of Good Cheer! (Yume Nikki Cat Effect. This song is used as the theme for Rin Kaenbyou, a catgirl character)
Dream VS Dream OST - The Tragic Circumstance (Yume Nikki)

Playing With Knives - Tragic Master Caught Celebrating

CONTESTANT 05: OkaKoro

Track By: Sodium

Aw man, not even the Anarchy Tourney is safe from the clutches of anime crap! Joining our little tourney here is Inugami Korone and Nekomata Okayu, from Hololive! Will these streamers survive to the end? Who knows I mean they do have busy schedules after all honestly lol

SONGS USED:
Neru - Lost One no Goukoku [sat1080 Mix] (Vocaloid/Virtual Idols)
Tristam & Braken - Frame of Mind (Cats. Song was released on MonsterCAT)

I hate my school, they bully me because I watch anime and listen to nightcore!

CONTESTANT 16: Passione Baby

Track By: @youre-fired

N-nani?! I-it can't be! The boss of Passione was Boss Baby this whole time? That's right! The movie may have sucked ass, but don't underestimate him! He's stronger than ever before with his stand, 「King Crimson」, that has the deadly ability to erase t--and that's how it works! Can he ORA ORA ORA his way to the end? Find out soon!

SONGS USED:
Taku Iwasaki - Overdrive (JoJo)
Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (Passione Baby has a Suit and Tie)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Work. Also, Passione Baby is better than you, faster than you, and stronger than you. He is better than you and you need to face it.)
Yugo Kanno - il vento d'oro (JoJo)
Lady Gaga - Poker Face ("Gaga" is a noise babies make. Also Passione Baby has a face.)
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time (Time)
Sean Kingstone - Beautiful Girls (Semi-Offsource/Suicide is a cause of death. Passione Baby has surely caused many deaths)
Spongebob Squarepants - Stadium Rave A (Semi-Offsource/The Letter "A" is in "Passione Baby" (seriously bro? lmfao))
Ke$ha - Die Young (Youth)
Undertale - Megalovania (Semi-Offsource/Sans is a skeleton, Passione Baby probably has a skeleton inside of him)
Etroup - Rave Week Loser Results Buildup (Diavolo made Rave Week)

SFX USED:
JoJo - King Crimson SFX (JoJo)

Baby Rage

CONTESTANT 11: Mono Sisters

Track By: @kirbofunnyman

holy siht.... they actauyll put the mono sisters in the tounrey... im gonna fuckin scream right now theres no way they put the fuckinkmg mono suistsers in teh throuneyry...... laskmdslfkfm... dude.... wtf...

SONGS USED:
funny OST - among drip. (alt/updated ver) (RPGMaker)
Justin Timberlake ft. JAY Z - Suit & Tie (Monochrome Music Videos)
Lil Tecca - Ransom (I got BLACK, I got WHITE)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Sisters)
Scatman John- Scatman (Ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) (Monochrome Music Videos)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Semi-Offsource/Mostly Monochromatic Music Videos)
Tally Hall - Turn the Lights Off (Sleeping)

the mono sisters get on among drip!!

CONTESTANT 06: Cuphead

Track By: @backscratcher07

JUST CUPHEAD. It's literally just fucking Cuphead. A brawl is surely brewing! Cuphead! Cuphead in Anarchy Tourney! It's Cuphead! Cuphead, he's in anarchy tourney, the one you're on, right now! It's Cuphead.

SONGS USED:
Tim Legend - soda city funk (Drinks)
Lil Mosey - Blueberry Faygo (Drinks)
Al Pacino - Dunkaccino (Drinks)
Celeste OST - First Steps (Indie Platformers)
CG5 - Run n' Gun (Cuphead is a Run n' Gun game)
liltommyj - Mountain Climbing (Celeste Remix) (Indie Platformers)

Soda City Faygo

CHARACTERS REPRESENTED: Dave Strider, Dib Membrane

TRACK BY: Sodium

Dave: what the fuck are you talking about. i do not kin the ghost of christmas future.
Dib: Come on, I'm being serious! You literally asked me to kin assign you!
Dave: man this is starting to get weird. i hate it but the more i think about it the more it fits
Dib: You know, you can do this thing where you roll a D6 and find out for sure!
Dave: aight, whatever, i guess i might as well check

Will Dave turn out to be a kinnie? Find out next time on Dave and Dib Ghost Adventures!

SONGS USED:
DAVE:
Madeon - Icarus (House)

DIB:
Flux Pavilion - Haunt You (Paranormal)

Dave and Dib Ghost Adventures Episode 62 - Dib Kinassigns Dave as "The Ghost of Christmas Future"

CONTESTANT 15: DJ Cookie

Track By: Sodium

Oh my god! Is that a talking cookie? I've seen some weird things but that takes the cake. I swear, whoever put this character in is one smart cookie. This character bakes me crazy! We're gonna- okay ill stop making bad puns, so just enjoy the track

SONGS USED:
Snail's House - Grape Soda (Sweets. Soda has a lot of sugar. It's bad for you don't drink too much of it.)
Giga-P - CANDY CANDY CANDY (Sweets)

Woah! Cookie Flavored Soda?

Welcome to the world's very first Anarchy Mashup Tournament! This here is a KFAD/Mashup Week inspired tournament in which 16 various characters compete in an elimination-based bracket to win an album! The twist is, there are virtually NO rules for the tourney!

No sourcelists, use whatever you want!* (As long as you can provide any reason as to why the contestant in question gets each song)
No quality control, submit whatever you like!
No voting guidelines! Rig and Character vote all you want! Life's a party and you're invited!

Our roster is already set, and will be revealed as the tourney goes on. Contact Sodium#2838 on Discord to submit mashups.

ROSTER:
01 - K1-B0
02 - Dave Strider
03 - INGSOC
04 - Dib Membrane
05 - OkaKoro
06 - Cuphead
07 - Trixie Lulamoon
08 - Draco Centauros
09 - Glowsquid
10 - Benrey
11 - The Mono Sisters
12 - Fighting Mascot Team
13 - Dissonant Duo
14 - Gay Bowser & Gay Luigi
15 - DJ Cookie
16 - Passione Baby

*In order to give each contestant a unique identity and prevent everyone from becoming an easy "All Music" rep, Anarchy Tourney's two source-pull rules do not allow the usage of other tourneys as justifications or opinionated reasoning for sources. This goes against the name of the tourney but the tourney would probably be way less fun if these two rules didn't exist lmao.

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