The opening track off my first mix tape - Origins - coming later this summer. 

Later raps to come will NOT be this explicit. 


- LYRICS -


Announcer: Step right up and see today's hottest new rapper. From the streets comes the craziest goddamn motherfucker on the-- Wait. No! Don't shoot me, andEboi! NO! *gun shot*


andEboi: I’m a scary ass motherfucker bent in the mind
I live in the sewers so I’m fucking dirty all the time
What’s popping, slime? 
(Yeah boy!) You know I like ‘em sleasy
I’m taking inspiration from my main man, Wheezy


KiidSnowie: Dude, chill out, what are you talking about?
Do you hear the words that are escaping from your mouth?
You’re a scrawny gentle giant, you ain’t a hood rat
You Mr. Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball Bat!


A: Nah, I’m fresh, I’m swag, I’m G
I didn’t choose the thug life, it chose me
My bitches say I’m different – like my man 2Chainz
And my flow is all gold like Trinidad James


K: Your bitches? Dude, you have one and I should mention
That you’re being counteractive to your feminist agenda
You never shot a gun, never shot a staple
And gold flow don’t get you food on the dinner table


A: I have a silver Lamborghini!


K: It’s a silver Honda Civic
That your mom got you last year
C’mon, are you kidding?


A: I got money to the roof!


K: It’s minimum wage
You work retail, not clubs
Are you fucking deranged?


A: Yeah, I’m psycho; I’mma kill a bitch


K: But you’re the one who told me you’re a pacifist


A: Not when I drink – then I go full throttle


K: Your tummy hurts before you even kill a whole bottle 


A: You can’t put a damper on my swagger like that
Look at me, I got baggy jeans and a fitted hat
What you want with my talent? What you want with me?
What you want with my motherfucking artistry? 

I ain’t gonna sell platinum, gold, or bronze
When I’m less like Biggie and more like the Fonz
Gotta fit the game; this is my homage
How else will I collaborate with Nicki Minaj?


K: Do you need to? Brother, you need an intervention
Rapping like a fool to get a label’s attention
Man, you better than that, you wanna go far?
Speak with your heart ‘cuz this isn’t who you are
The stars are paved for artists 
And they starve for inspiration
And they take the stage, it’s really like some kind of liberation
You can do it!


A: Who me?


K: Finally, yes!


A: You’re saying I should cut the act and act like myself?


K: Uh-huh!


A: That’s cool, but tell me – who would listen
I never been to jail and I’m clean as a whistle
I never had struggle, streets I never knew
I’m a nerdy-ass, white-ass, middle-class Jew


K: There’s an outlet for you – Watsky, Bo Burnham
They both gave it a shot ‘cuz they knew it wouldn’t hurt ‘em


A: Shit, I’mma be me for the people to enjoy
And the people will be calling my name: andEboi

andEboi (feat. Kiid Snowie)

My name is andEboi. I like to rap sometimes.