 I regret to report the recent death,
of a kid with a full life ahead,
found dead he took his own life instead,
left a suicide note on his bed

which said

Ive had it with the pressure and stresses,
Nobody helped me with the battles that ive had with depression
Nobody helped me get on the saddle and strap in when I fell off the horse,
Now im a headless horseman, dead, in the morgue.

-signed Andrew 

hes survived by his father a minister,
his mother is a teacher, his older brothers.
They love him, cant believe that he left,
The funerals being held the week after next




Come out to the church and show your respects
Andrew was decapitated
Its open casket he’ll be missing his head


Obituary

Sippin codeine, hold these, cups while I hit this og, 
Low key steve urkel, dough green, weed purple
Smoke trees breath herbal don’t sleep nocturnal
TMNT I eat pizza like green turtles

Master splinter, bout to spring like its after winter
Im on the scene like a hungry little caterpillar
Get more brain than the zombies in the cast of thriller
I got more green to blow than the clothes on Gi joe action figures

Spit quick get bitches lipstick on my dick
Spit slow to get hoes to fit in the tip
Spit fast to get ass and give it a dip
Give it a dip just give a it a dip

Im back wild, with tactile,
My rap style, I want the piece of the pie
Im like a fat child
The only difference is I never get tired
and when i flow i know ill go the extra mile


ExtraMile - Makinghiphop Cypher 43

I’d like to say I take a jay to the face to relax
But I’d be lyin to impress mhh, with my rap
My medication when I’m feelin stressed and vacant
is meditation the exhalation helps with sleep deprivation.

Sometimes  I write a poem or two to the tune of music
With no intention of recording its just therapeutic
Its just a way to escape, a feeling so elusive
My creative nature induced by these smooth acoustics

Lets see huh, what else do I do,
I like to read I’m on like chapter 3 of catch 22
Ill take a shower on the hottest of settings
And free style for an hour til my roommates come knocking and yelling

After that I retire to my room 
grab a pen and pad and check the cypher thread from this afternoon
I check the theme by reeg: what do you do when you chill?
I download the fucking beat bootleg then let it spill 


ChillCypher

Producers soundclouds:
@EngelwoodMusic
@Astral
@Willhouse
@OMFGCoreyAlexie

Features soundclouds:
@iamfaceless
@ADP
@TheRealReeG
@BernardWillis


Thats The End feat. Bernard Willis (prod. OMFGCoreyAlexie)

Beast Mode feat. ADP

Real Life feat ReeG (prod. Willhouse)

Producers soundclouds:
@EngelwoodMusic
@astral_beats
@Willhouse
@OMFGCoreyAlexie

Features soundclouds:
@iamfaceless
@ADP
@TheRealReeG
@BernardWillis


Quiet feat. Samsa (prod. Astral)

Canoe (prod. Engelwood)

Talk about mature when the bans are baseless
Power trippin mashin buttons in their parents basements
Reddit clowns getting’ triggered like beretta sounds
Soowoo, get the news, we got rid of ellen pao.

Whats the ban for? Being adolescent?
What do the mods stand for? Freedom of expression?
what you makin monkeys dance for? A need to teach a lesson?
All the typin make your hands sore, passive with aggression

Confederate flag, OMG, better
Better ban him, bring the thunder like im OKC 
This isn’t making hiphop its taking hiphop too seriously
And making hip hop no more fun for me

And to all the mods that back you
Should erect a statue, of ur cock
So they can suck you off like vacuums
Lift the ban grow a sack or some nuts like cashews

and free mike, grow up, like the cypher asks you


Cashews - FYM

I say fag a lot, not a homophobe 
Id give an eye for aye that’s a homophone
Jeans rip from my peen tip 
When im home alone watchin beeg on my mobile phone
(NSFW: www.beeg.com)
Unload in a Kleenex, brand name not the 1 ply,  it’s the real shit  
feel bad that I seen sex on the internet, now I gotta guilt trip and I feel it
im a degenerate on the couch watchin ellen degenerase 
rhymes as cold as my leftover dinner is
chubby bitches on my tinder wanna cuddle like its winter
so I do em a favor 
im comin over with a condom that’s flavored,
get it “comin over” it’s a pun when I put it in her buns and my hot dogs catered
 
yeah im a punny mother but you gotta keep it runnin like nose with the allergies 
I don’t have fat stacks but I have flap jacks and a lot of fat hoes with the calories 
And I take dick pics of my six inch for the thick chicks got a whole damn gallery 
Took her back to the pad but I live with my dad, now my own old man mat at me  


Cypher - Fuckin' hate myself

Cruising in a black jeep had a minor fender bender 
Thought about my rap sheet remembered im a sex offender 
bitch is in my backseat, a minor that I met on tinder 
Im still on probation from my public urination shit

so im fleein the scene, 
all because a church and school is what I peed inbetween
If ur watching cops at 9 o clock Ill be on ur screen,
Can you tivo that shit for me please and send it to me.

Anyway back to this chase and im racin theres sirens flashin
Im tryin to make it back to my basement and clear my cache on my mac 
And im tryin to pass on the right and my buckle is fastened 
the sirens are getting louder, my boner is getting flaccid

I ask the bitch in the back where she livin, what’s the street?
We pullin up and the coast is clear and I think im free 
Im walking up to the house with a sigh of relief 
Til I hear
I’m Chris Hansen with dateline NBC


Clear My Cache - cypher

Im finally getting noticed cuz all of my writtens  golden
my doodles have  turned to drawings My vision has gotten focused
I stay in the oval office So you can call me the POTUS
Spit with staphylococcus Cuz you know I am the coldest

Winning cyphers used to be the motive google chrome
I let it load and then refreshed it just to see who voted
Now I got a tape so close to dropping that I may promote it
I used to love the sugar coated comments sayin “dope” but I learned to loath it

Its funny how I wanna wear polo but never played it
Its funny how every hood I was raised in was always gated
Related to rap for reasons that made me want to create it
Stumbled on mhh found an audience to convey it

I was bitter when the podcast ran I wasn’t mentioned
I remembered I could count on one hand who really listened
Now im on mission makin all this music for some recognition
I just wanna make some shit deserving of a second listen


Refreshed - Cypher

Beat by @TheCancel

Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me

Think I was cut from a different cloth
growing up as a kid I didn't give it much thought
But now I aged, lived a little turned the page
to the chapter in my life where I can now appreciate
The things that made me different and the times I didn't fit in
there's a fire underneath me, wasn't stoked until they lit it
I'm burning at the stake and the flames will make 'em listen
the person I've become doesn't fit the same description 
I'm the phoenix from the fire, from the ashes I have risen
The gleam thats in your vision from the lighthouse in the distance
I'm the seed that was forgotten but I blossomed from my prison
The way I feel's amazing since I had this premonition

Chorus

The things that made me bleed are the same that set me free
Amazing graces I was blind, lost and found but now I see
I flowered from a coward, found a crowd thats proud of me
I was hungry for success, I set the table now I'll eat
I was a puzzle missing pieces, filled them in now I'm complete
There's people eating barrels leaving brains across the street
Depression pulled the trigger, the Smith & Wesson heat
I just want the world to feel the way I feel up on the beat

Chorus



This Way (Prod. The Cancel)

Beat by @BIGOsSoul

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)

I used to watch cartoons, eat the Cap'n Crunch
Now I'm bending bitches over like they have a hunch
Sing my own hooks 'cause a feature would've cost too much
Never want a 9 to 5 I don't want a clock to punch

I know my dentist on a first name basis
Asked him for a grill, he hit me with the braces
Velcro straps on the kicks no laces
Bank account yeast spittin' heat dough raises
Blow white smoke when the pope trades places
Yeezys on my feet, JK rock Asics
Doctored up the beat, take a seat like patients
Game on lock we don't need combinations
Roley on my dad's wrist, Fossil on my own
Colder than the Rockies like I'm boxing with Stallone
Yeah I'm ballin with Malone, droppin' bombs not a drone
Cream color on the whip like its droppin' from a cone

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)

From the fridge to the freezer I'm cooler than an ice tray
A little bit of Weezer mixed with Andrew Dice Clay
Rap til I'm a geezer forgetful of my wife's name
Life Alert chain, live in leisure with a nice cain
Ballin' in a nursing home, nurses wipe my hiney
Rappin' til I die, I got the hearses right behind me
Got a yearbook type flow all the Labels wanna sign me
I got all the white folks tryna hear me when I'm rhyming
Rap like Donald Trump off the top like a toupe
bank account low, now I'm sitting on a goose egg
Tryna stack dough so I'm counting up the loose change
Rapper by day in my cave like I'm Bruce Wayne
Used to be Republican but now I'll vote for Bernie,
Legalize the marijuana so I won't need an attorney
I'm wearing my pajamas while I'm watching Bert and Ernie
Tap dancing with these words from my Temple call me Shirley

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)


Day Job (Prod. BIGOsSoul)

Yo my eye divide is wide but I can see, you’re a kissless virgin winning spelling bees
you’re a trained insurgent, cave emerging, cypher losing, producer of generic beats
only way you’re gonna blow’s on an IED, and you asked for a download of my EP
yo you you never fit in in the IRC, like the shirts that you wear with the tiny sleeves

Got a face that a mom won’t kiss On a strict no pig diet, no fly list
No white chicks like kids that post vids on the internet playin’ instruments
Of an anime soundtrack, yeah I found that, 
If I could beat Boof as a goof where does that put you
this’ll be proof I don’t need to make clown rap I can speak truth

Only way you’re blowing up is if you walk into the Bataclan 
Little Bo Peep you’re a sheep I’m a cattle brand, 
Getting laid slim chance, lookin like you build dams
Big buck teeth you’re beaver in the Taliban,

Someone pack a fanny pack for this Pakistani fag send him into battle on a camelback
Every single rap that he has hear enamel ‘cause his teeth so fat
I spit flame and his pen game candle wax
He spits dribble and he still can’t handle that
I bet he raps in a red and black flannel hat
A pair of sandals and a zipper on his shorts where is pants attach


Andrew Clay vs. IBR

say I’m clean with a needle in my arm OKAY
got no hoes on a farm  OKAY 
4 leaf clover in my hand but I got no luck and I got no charm, OKAY
don’t speak spanish, olé

Don’t stack chips stack Frito Lays
Fuck these prostitutes but I don’t pay, Okay I PAY

Say I hate fruit take a bite of a banana
Sayin I’m a blood but I wear a blue bandana
Hate Miley but I love Hannah montanah
I’m a Grinch but I sit on the lap of Santa

Get a lap dance from a black bitch named fat chance
At the strip club, ass slaps like I clap hands
Bring her back to the pad, said she never had issues with her dad

I hate dinosaurs but I love T-rex
And I love the movie the town 
But I hate the way that Affleck directs
hes not funny, but he’s such a clown
And im up to date with technology that’s why I still rock a pager
ADP’s ex rides dicks for tips, but nobody pays her to bang her


oxymoron cypher

https://soundcloud.com/soulpandemia

Something shifted in the lens that I’m seeing through
I don’t know quite how it went, how’d I get this view?
I don’t understand myself and I wish I knew
Everything I feel right now has a tint that’s blue



Is it still called teen angst if you're in your early twenties?
On the list of my concerns at the bottom’s earning money
Never liked the word “depression” I just think the term is funny
Like everybody’s normal, like life is always sunny

Like everybody's living in this land of milk and honey
The grass is always greener, the fence forever running
My goals are losing clarity events are never stunning
Sadness not a rarity, an issue I'm confronting

Emotional polarity, Growth I think I'm stunting
If you know me try and bare with me I swear a change is coming
Am I happy? I’d say barely my smile isn’t gummy
Put a mask on that disparity and hide the feelings from me


Bluetint (prod. Soul Pandemia)

@teeawgo
@soulpandemia

I don’t miss you’s what I say
but it feels like yesterday
every time I see your face
I remember yesterday

I love you’s you used to say
I forget how it all changed
when I feel like shit today
 I remember yesterday

I say that I don’t miss you at all
Do you remember all the times I put my fist through the wall?
In reality I think that most of it was my fault
I had moments where I wish I'd never kissed you at all

Other times I held my phone and really wished you would call
Didn’t think a guy like me could ever get you to fall
In love, I was pretty lucky to be with you at all
I don’t think I was equipped for the issue to solve

All the crying that I caused made the tissue dissolve
I’d just shrug it off, scoff, you’d continue to bawl
Swear to god you were my world, my decisions revolved
I regret I didn’t listen, couldn’t give you resolve

resolve resolve
yesterday is gone my friend
been down that road it's a dead end
my dumbass drove with the tank past e
fill up, same trip that i made last week

still winning the streak for the
most saddest human being
only sleeps, coma
rude awakening
birds scream be grown up
but he's stuck
depression feeling like it's ebola

i tell myself it'll better once i find her
whoever the fuck she is, conduct a blind search
never again reminisce, yeah you got my word
word but just one last drive first
shit


Yesterday - Andrew Clay feat. THIAGO (prod. Soul Pandemia)

9 Lives - A throwaway compilation

Over the course of the years, these were never released. Some were recorded 5+ years ago, some more recently

TheOtherday

NoAnchovies

Dive W Me Rough

DeserveLove

RedLipstickSmile

RunningonE

Sober

GhostsOfMyself

MotherMary(Intro)

CYPHER Vol 26


My muse is death, think about it there’s nothing left,
if theres another force that inspires you then please inform me, 
my sense of stress is immense as heck 
as my sand falls in my hour glass, I’m powerless
just a mound of dirt in these flowerbeds.
just another drop from this shower head. 

Others live blind, death is what opens our eyes
Others find comfort divine, which is fine, I do not mind
there wouldn’t be truth if we couldn’t tell lies
and you wouldn’t be you, with unlimited time

there can’t be light without the dark
if we didn’t shed blood and we didn’t have sharks
then our hearts wouldn’t beat and our art wouldn’t speak
if another mans life didn’t stop then ours wouldn’t start


prod. Turkeyboi

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