I’d like to say I take a jay to the face to relax
But I’d be lyin to impress mhh, with my rap
My medication when I’m feelin stressed and vacant
is meditation the exhalation helps with sleep deprivation.

Sometimes  I write a poem or two to the tune of music
With no intention of recording its just therapeutic
Its just a way to escape, a feeling so elusive
My creative nature induced by these smooth acoustics

Lets see huh, what else do I do,
I like to read I’m on like chapter 3 of catch 22
Ill take a shower on the hottest of settings
And free style for an hour til my roommates come knocking and yelling

After that I retire to my room 
grab a pen and pad and check the cypher thread from this afternoon
I check the theme by reeg: what do you do when you chill?
I download the fucking beat bootleg then let it spill 


ChillCypher

Producers soundclouds:
@EngelwoodMusic
@Astral
@Willhouse
@OMFGCoreyAlexie

Features soundclouds:
@iamfaceless
@ADP
@TheRealReeG
@BernardWillis


Thats The End feat. Bernard Willis (prod. OMFGCoreyAlexie)

Beast Mode feat. ADP

Real Life feat ReeG (prod. Willhouse)

Producers soundclouds:
@EngelwoodMusic
@astral_beats
@Willhouse
@OMFGCoreyAlexie

Features soundclouds:
@iamfaceless
@ADP
@TheRealReeG
@BernardWillis


Quiet feat. Samsa (prod. Astral)

Never (prod. Engelwood)

Canoe (prod. Engelwood)

I say fag a lot, not a homophobe 
Id give an eye for aye that’s a homophone
Jeans rip from my peen tip 
When im home alone watchin beeg on my mobile phone
(NSFW: www.beeg.com)
Unload in a Kleenex, brand name not the 1 ply,  it’s the real shit  
feel bad that I seen sex on the internet, now I gotta guilt trip and I feel it
im a degenerate on the couch watchin ellen degenerase 
rhymes as cold as my leftover dinner is
chubby bitches on my tinder wanna cuddle like its winter
so I do em a favor 
im comin over with a condom that’s flavored,
get it “comin over” it’s a pun when I put it in her buns and my hot dogs catered
 
yeah im a punny mother but you gotta keep it runnin like nose with the allergies 
I don’t have fat stacks but I have flap jacks and a lot of fat hoes with the calories 
And I take dick pics of my six inch for the thick chicks got a whole damn gallery 
Took her back to the pad but I live with my dad, now my own old man mat at me  


Cypher - Fuckin' hate myself

co-produced By:
@ibr
@hamzameer


-Jerk off in a cubicle, Jack in a box-

Andrew Clay - Room Raiders (Prod. IBR + Arizona Husky)

Im not a fan of horror movies I like the porn parodies
 a bigger fan of boobies than some gloomy shit that’s scarin me
I never liked nightmares from movies in the red seats
I prefer the nights where I wake up from a wet dream

You watch “The Hills Have Eyes” and “Young Frankenstein”
 I watch “The Whores Have Eyes” and “Hung Wankenstein”  (←real pornos)
Im more scared of colored papers that deliver on a Sunday
That ill open up the front page, or see jarrod on the subway

The blood and guts just don’t appeal to me
Even when it's cherry syrup, swear to god that shit look real to me
If you wanna terrify me just remind me that my parents die
Open up my bank account the debt has got me paralyzed

Show me pictures of my ex smiling with another guy 
Send that bitch a fuckin text saying “hope you fuckin die”
I guess the point im tryna make is horror movies aren’t that scary
When your life is pilin dirt on top until your fuckin buried


Cherry Syrup - Cypher

Boof’s the dude that’s toothless on a Tuesday night
Suckin huge dicks from okcupid like hookah pipes
His pooper's about as loose as a hula hoop is tight
This battles a suicide he’ll need a noose his height

Boof has every season of glee on dvd
Obesitys no secret in his family tree
Thinks he can rap cuz he bought the slim shady LP, 
When his parents agreed he could get the version that’s clean

And for the record I never asked to collaborate
as far as trading handies go, I'd probably rather masturbate
I think I need a hairnet, ill serve you like a lunchline
You made a lot of jokes but your career’s the only punchline

I wont lie dude your rhymes were cute as heck
But ur sister looks like rosie odonnell combined with shrek
There is some truth in what you were saying though boof
I did fuck that potato, to get closer to my roots


"Boof" A Brief Biography - Battle Round 1

Beat by @TheCancel

Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me
Walk this way or talk this way they tell me

Think I was cut from a different cloth
growing up as a kid I didn't give it much thought
But now I aged, lived a little turned the page
to the chapter in my life where I can now appreciate
The things that made me different and the times I didn't fit in
there's a fire underneath me, wasn't stoked until they lit it
I'm burning at the stake and the flames will make 'em listen
the person I've become doesn't fit the same description 
I'm the phoenix from the fire, from the ashes I have risen
The gleam thats in your vision from the lighthouse in the distance
I'm the seed that was forgotten but I blossomed from my prison
The way I feel's amazing since I had this premonition

Chorus

The things that made me bleed are the same that set me free
Amazing graces I was blind, lost and found but now I see
I flowered from a coward, found a crowd thats proud of me
I was hungry for success, I set the table now I'll eat
I was a puzzle missing pieces, filled them in now I'm complete
There's people eating barrels leaving brains across the street
Depression pulled the trigger, the Smith & Wesson heat
I just want the world to feel the way I feel up on the beat

Chorus



This Way (Prod. The Cancel)

Beat by @BIGOsSoul

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)

I used to watch cartoons, eat the Cap'n Crunch
Now I'm bending bitches over like they have a hunch
Sing my own hooks 'cause a feature would've cost too much
Never want a 9 to 5 I don't want a clock to punch

I know my dentist on a first name basis
Asked him for a grill, he hit me with the braces
Velcro straps on the kicks no laces
Bank account yeast spittin' heat dough raises
Blow white smoke when the pope trades places
Yeezys on my feet, JK rock Asics
Doctored up the beat, take a seat like patients
Game on lock we don't need combinations
Roley on my dad's wrist, Fossil on my own
Colder than the Rockies like I'm boxing with Stallone
Yeah I'm ballin with Malone, droppin' bombs not a drone
Cream color on the whip like its droppin' from a cone

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)

From the fridge to the freezer I'm cooler than an ice tray
A little bit of Weezer mixed with Andrew Dice Clay
Rap til I'm a geezer forgetful of my wife's name
Life Alert chain, live in leisure with a nice cain
Ballin' in a nursing home, nurses wipe my hiney
Rappin' til I die, I got the hearses right behind me
Got a yearbook type flow all the Labels wanna sign me
I got all the white folks tryna hear me when I'm rhyming
Rap like Donald Trump off the top like a toupe
bank account low, now I'm sitting on a goose egg
Tryna stack dough so I'm counting up the loose change
Rapper by day in my cave like I'm Bruce Wayne
Used to be Republican but now I'll vote for Bernie,
Legalize the marijuana so I won't need an attorney
I'm wearing my pajamas while I'm watching Bert and Ernie
Tap dancing with these words from my Temple call me Shirley

I used to be cool, only getting cooler
AC's the initials, Ferris Bueller, 
No days off spittin' til it pays
Got no day job so I can't quit it anyway (x2)


Day Job (Prod. BIGOsSoul)

Beat by @awall804

I'm back in style rapping fashionably late
I've been fapping since the fappening but haven't had a date
I've got a great poker face I'll play the cast of Full House
Fuck Ashley and Mary Kate in their asses then pull out
I'm busting all these nuts up on the backs of Olsen twins
I'll make them shake like they were Micheal J Fox with Parkinson's
I start to skim through the pages of my sticky Kama Sutra
Insert my hoverboard and send these bitches to the future
Got an icy ass wrist so cold that it hurts
and a chain made of gold I use to hold my Life Alert

I'm Ballin' golden chain with my Life Alert
Allen Ivy jersey creamy whip looking like desert
Custom rims cheesy lookin' like a pizza
I sit on pepperonis rollin up like a fajita x2

I rock an Allen Ivy jersey cuz I'm colder than cadavers
And people keep on commenting I sound like Marshall Mathers
But I don’t really hear it,
Well maybe just a little
But I don’t fuck with Eminems I fuck with sour Skittles
Bitches drop their jaws when they see me like a nutcracker
Layin' down the pipe like a plumber showin buttcracks
Lance Tour De France droppin' singles like his nutsack
Got a couple fans but they hang from my ceiling
They  keep me cool at night they don’t actually like my music or follow me at all.
Anyway,
Going 0 to 100 like I'm Ricky Bobby,
Drake started from the bottom cuz his real name is Aubry
The only time he’s seen a gun is in Degrassi
and he loves his photo ops he poses  for the paparazi

I'm Ballin golden chain with my Life Alert
Allen Ivy jersey creamy whip looking like desert
Custom rims cheesy lookin' like a pizza
I sit on pepperonis rollin' up like a fajita x2

Help I've fallen and I cant get up,
Nah its help I'm ballin' and I can't lay up
Im only dunkin' like donuts, the only friction on ur dicks from plastic lips cuz the dolls that you’re fucking are blow ups
Im rappin' fast 'til I have an asthma attack
I'm Tony Stewart when I spew it kill competitors on tracks,
got a drive like Lincoln that’s all I'm tryna say,
you know those commercials with Matthew McConaughey

I'm Ballin' golden chain with my Life Alert
Allen Ivy jersey creamy whip looking like desert
Custom rims cheesy lookin' like a pizza
I Sit on pepperonis rollin up like a fajita x2



Life Alert (Prod. DJ A-Wall)

I’ve been handing people napkins with my autograph
Giving out detergent with my EP at the Laundromat
Walk into the apple store, say my name is Macklemore
Put my raps on all the Macs, they wont allow me back no more

I’m using alt accounts for days to adjust the plays 
posting shit on Triple H, crying like I’m Justahphase
 I drop my cypher early just to get the upper hand
Rapping to some empty stands, only got a couple fans

I send my tinder matches links to all my latest shit
Meeting up to fuck 'em and they say it was my greatest hit
I like to hear my vocals wetter than an estuary
Spending all this money on a setup that’s unnecessary
I’ve been scheming like I’m Eminem in Criminal
Every track I drop has a message that’s subliminal



I fight with words not a person who would pull a tech
Run that shit back and reverse it for the full effect


Subliminal Schemin'

say I’m clean with a needle in my arm OKAY
got no hoes on a farm  OKAY 
4 leaf clover in my hand but I got no luck and I got no charm, OKAY
don’t speak spanish, olé

Don’t stack chips stack Frito Lays
Fuck these prostitutes but I don’t pay, Okay I PAY

Say I hate fruit take a bite of a banana
Sayin I’m a blood but I wear a blue bandana
Hate Miley but I love Hannah montanah
I’m a Grinch but I sit on the lap of Santa

Get a lap dance from a black bitch named fat chance
At the strip club, ass slaps like I clap hands
Bring her back to the pad, said she never had issues with her dad

I hate dinosaurs but I love T-rex
And I love the movie the town 
But I hate the way that Affleck directs
hes not funny, but he’s such a clown
And im up to date with technology that’s why I still rock a pager
ADP’s ex rides dicks for tips, but nobody pays her to bang her


oxymoron cypher

https://soundcloud.com/soulpandemia

Something shifted in the lens that I’m seeing through
I don’t know quite how it went, how’d I get this view?
I don’t understand myself and I wish I knew
Everything I feel right now has a tint that’s blue



Is it still called teen angst if you're in your early twenties?
On the list of my concerns at the bottom’s earning money
Never liked the word “depression” I just think the term is funny
Like everybody’s normal, like life is always sunny

Like everybody's living in this land of milk and honey
The grass is always greener, the fence forever running
My goals are losing clarity events are never stunning
Sadness not a rarity, an issue I'm confronting

Emotional polarity, Growth I think I'm stunting
If you know me try and bare with me I swear a change is coming
Am I happy? I’d say barely my smile isn’t gummy
Put a mask on that disparity and hide the feelings from me


Bluetint (prod. Soul Pandemia)

@teeawgo
@soulpandemia

I don’t miss you’s what I say
but it feels like yesterday
every time I see your face
I remember yesterday

I love you’s you used to say
I forget how it all changed
when I feel like shit today
 I remember yesterday

I say that I don’t miss you at all
Do you remember all the times I put my fist through the wall?
In reality I think that most of it was my fault
I had moments where I wish I'd never kissed you at all

Other times I held my phone and really wished you would call
Didn’t think a guy like me could ever get you to fall
In love, I was pretty lucky to be with you at all
I don’t think I was equipped for the issue to solve

All the crying that I caused made the tissue dissolve
I’d just shrug it off, scoff, you’d continue to bawl
Swear to god you were my world, my decisions revolved
I regret I didn’t listen, couldn’t give you resolve

resolve resolve
yesterday is gone my friend
been down that road it's a dead end
my dumbass drove with the tank past e
fill up, same trip that i made last week

still winning the streak for the
most saddest human being
only sleeps, coma
rude awakening
birds scream be grown up
but he's stuck
depression feeling like it's ebola

i tell myself it'll better once i find her
whoever the fuck she is, conduct a blind search
never again reminisce, yeah you got my word
word but just one last drive first
shit


Yesterday - Andrew Clay feat. THIAGO (prod. Soul Pandemia)

@chriswright53
@soulpandemia

I know you got some shit up on your plate,
but you gotta take a minute be a dreamer of the day
And do you ever dream in the day time?
I'm not talking when you're sleeping, get to think about it

I know you got some shit up on your plate,
but you gotta take a minute be a dreamer of the day
And do you ever dream in the day time?
I'm not talking when you're sleeping, get to think about it

I crumpled up a dusty photograph, tossed it in the trash
It's so easy to remember getting caught up in the past
another day another bill to pay, Illness? here's a pill to take
Every night I pray to Jesus Christ, that's what I'd kill to say

I say I'm feeling great, lately I've been filled with hate
cracking both  my shoulder blades trying to deal with all the weight
feeling like I'm Atlas, kicking habits trying to change my ways
the easy path is so attractive, people'd die to take my place

Life is spinning like a record that's been broken,
just keep dancing like a needle, 'til the song is finally over
I don't claim to understand it, I don' t think this shit is simple
You could grab a Smith & Wesson, cock it, aim it at your temple

But, I'd like to think life is always getting better
A dreamer of the day, a dreamer of the day
I'd like to think life is always getting better
A dreamer of the day, a dreamer of the day Okay

We tip the bottle back, we pop the pill to feel a sense of self
everybodies got their vice, the only thing that tends to help
everybodies got advice, but I'm not buying what they sell
I swear that things will be alright but really only time will tell

Every bomb has got a fuse that we can choose if we ignite
every goal has got a keeper, every pilgrim has his plight
every battle has it's demons, every problem sees the light

I've got too much shit I'm working toward to only dream at night
We don't only dream at night
We don't only dream at night
We don't only dream at night
We don't only dream at night

I asked the lord if he would follow me
But when I look behind, all I see is sins, just don't bother me
I took a look at this dichotomy
And started thinking bout all of the things that still been haunting me
I know that I been feeling down, I been hanging with these wolves
I know I'm singing loud, 
but I'm just trynna play it cool
I know I'm dreaming too much,
I know I'm drinking too much
I know I'm singing too much,
But I don't, but I don't, but I don't
But I don't take the Ten Commandments
Quite As serious as anyone alive here probably should
And How I handle all the pressure trynna deal with this depression
Hold me down behind the lectures and the "maybe if I coulds"
I don't really understand all the discretion,
I open up my heart and tell you everything I'm guessing
And Maybe that's the problem that I'm facing
These thoughts inside my head are so consuming, ain't complacent
No sentence isn't racing, The gavel steady raising
while I'm talking to myself out in the corner
Writing raps to try and solve some shit that really ain't important
Yet I'm Pouring out my soul on all these pages 
Alive for only 20 but I've lived for twice my age
It's kinda funny how my memories are something I don't care to see
The bane of my existence, the experience that fathered me
And father may I tell you that I'm sorry
I know that I don't call enough, the bottom of these bottles is so longing
And dial tones are hard to hear above all of this falling
So please don't wake me up I only live for this dream


dreamer of the day - Andrew Clay feat. Chris Wright (Prod. Soul Pandemia)

Andrew Kitterman's Album

THROWTHATBACK

fornic8s

9 Lives - A throwaway compilation

Over the course of the years, these were never released. Some were recorded 5+ years ago, some more recently

PuddledWater (Bonus)

TheOtherday

NoAnchovies

Dive W Me Rough

DeserveLove

RedLipstickSmile

RunningonE

Sober

GhostsOfMyself

MotherMary(Intro)

CYPHER Vol 26


My muse is death, think about it there’s nothing left,
if theres another force that inspires you then please inform me, 
my sense of stress is immense as heck 
as my sand falls in my hour glass, I’m powerless
just a mound of dirt in these flowerbeds.
just another drop from this shower head. 

Others live blind, death is what opens our eyes
Others find comfort divine, which is fine, I do not mind
there wouldn’t be truth if we couldn’t tell lies
and you wouldn’t be you, with unlimited time

there can’t be light without the dark
if we didn’t shed blood and we didn’t have sharks
then our hearts wouldn’t beat and our art wouldn’t speak
if another mans life didn’t stop then ours wouldn’t start


prod. Turkeyboi

AndrewClay

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