Remember the time Depetchy Modyoueh struggled with their diet and ended up at the buffet having a fight over celery?

Who's counting?

There is a way to check how stressed you are. Just chuck us a sample of your earwax?

Diagnosing your stress levels from your earwax

Come on! Let's go clubbing with the platypuses!

Platypus ultraviolet nightclub fun

Careful what you're spreading on your toast this morning. It could literally send you absolutely mad

Mad Honey

Of all the superpowers you could possibly wish for....

Pigs can breathe through their butts. Skills!

If you're listening on a laptop *DO NOT PLAY THIS TRACK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES*

A certain 1989 pop song will break your computer

The time that Dave and Andy discussed the science and ethics behind reincarnating long dead ferrets. Cheapened somewhat with references to elephants with wigs and surrogate toucans.

A ferret that died three decades ago has now brought back to life

Booking a holiday? Pack the suncream. Oh, and a really really good umbrella. Here's the weather forecast....

Cloudy with a chance of molten iron

On Saturday 30th March 2024, it all came to an end. But what happened next? Simon File investigates.

(Part 1 of 2)

Whatever happened to Saturday Breakfast on Hermitage FM? Part 1

On Saturday 30th March 2024, it all came to an end. But what happened next? Simon File investigates.

(Part 2 of 2)

Whatever happened to Saturday Breakfast on Hermitage FM? Part 2

Oh, we had a lot of fun on the radio. Just have a listen. We'll be back again one day.