The Upload - 09-27-20

Godless

MashupRune's art and concept was created by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob (with Smash Mouth vocals by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown). Stay Jammin!

BILLIE: ... my lord.
???: Ah, my little lotus on an evening's afternoon! I trust you've taken care of those ruffians as I've commanded?
BILLIE: ... well...
???: ... Well what is it then? Out with it, now.
BILLIE: i didn't.
???: WHAT?
BILLIE: these people... they've shown me compassion and kindness... unlike anything i've EVER really experienced... i can't bring myself to hurt them.
???: ... So, it's treason, then. After EVERYTHING we've worked so hard to achieve. Even with the PORTAL in place. You cannot bring yourself to stop these traitorous vermin?
KE$HA: Leave her alone.
???: Ah... the calvary has arrived! And in perfect timing, too.
BILLIE: ...
???: You were JUST about to witness me gather the last piece of the HEART I need!!
BILLIE: u-ugh!!
HAT KID: YOU BUT HER DOWN, YOU CREEP!!
RWJ: Yeah! That's our friend!!
???: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHA!!! Then it's decided!! We duel for the girl. Winner wins her over.
RWJ: Deal.
KE$HA: Let's make the most of this fight, everyone!!
HAT KID: Bang, BANG, BANG!!
???: TRY IF YOU MIGHT, FOOLISH JAMMERSMITHS...

FARQUAAD: ONLY SHOOTING STARS CAN BREAK THE MOLD.

Freek'n Picture Chaos

Rat right over there, with the pumped up bear he'd
better run, better run, outrun my guns
That rat over there, with the pumped up bear he'd
better run, better run, faster than my shoulder

Thank you to Slayer of Black for creating the MIDI I used as a partial reference for the pad and guitar solo's chords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lshoVD4_fvw
(Edit: How did I misread that as "Brick", fuckin' dumpling)

On a whim I came back to an ancient project that I made back innnn March of last year I think? I plan to present it to my mother for her birthday in uhhh like 15 days-- however many days away Valentine's is from Jan. 30th, I can't be fucked to actually check. Sixteen days. ...WAAAAIT. 

YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEEP FOR TOO LOoOONG!! COME ON TAK, SNAP OUT OF IT, HE'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR ⒹⒶⓎⓈ. I'VE TRIEDEVERYTHING!! IMATMYWITSENDLOK
OhHhH𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞HISEYESAREOPENBUTHE'SSTILLSNOOZIN,SOTHEGREATANDMIGHTYanyways. I basically spent a day that I should've spent doing schoolwork on a track. admittedly though, said track came out positively baller. I finished it, then left, came back and listened with fresh ears, changed the instruments used for the chorus, and now it's-a dOOnnne. If I ever dedicate the time to programming in automation for the pitch bend instead of using slider notes like a cowardly cunt, I may even release a MIDI of my own. (and blow that bricklayer's out of the water, heheheheeheheajwheadhsa)

Pumped Up Bear (Foster the People + WL4)

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Art: https://twitter.com/KompleteKrysys & @dafisha21
I had to make some sort of crossover arrangement/mashup with my two favourite tournaments, Temporary Flight Attendant & Queen For Another Day. This originally started out as a mashup of Pufferfish and Dr. Hakuko Frost/King Moth-Don, but it felt odd having 1 contestant and 1 bonus contestant, so I decided to use 1 contestant and 1 bonus from each. I highly recommend taking a look at both tournaments, as they've got amazing songs and awesome contestants!

Queen For Another Day - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5wZLii1wRuDwyK0h2GUMcQ
Temporary Flight Attendant - @par-airlines2

Songs used:
Dual Sources:
Britney Spears - Toxic (Pufferfish/ H. Frost & Moth-Don)

Pufferfish:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks
Howard Drossin - Toxic Caves

Yeds:
Vinesauce - 7 Grand Dad Reaction
Chip Tha Ripper - Freestyle
The B-52's - The Flintstones

Seth Everman:
Máni Svavarsson - We Are Number One
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town 

Dr. Hakuko Frost & King Moth-Don:
Toby Fox - MEGALOVANIA
Manabu Namiki - Gentle Breeze
Rebecca Sugar - Stronger Than You

Offsources
@a-few-screws-loose - Blue Streak

Temporary Flight Attendant x Queen For Another Day - Toxic Troubles

Come join our discord server!
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Track by @nozomi82

3... 2... 1... GO!

Our newcomer's first battle! Min Min, the fighter here to promote her restaurant, runs red team solo, while Kirby and Captain Falcon take over blue team!

Will Kirby and Captain Falcon be able to take down Min Min, or will she stop their approach with her long-ranged attacks?

Min Min
- Songs from ARMS.
(Ramen Bowl, Ribbon Ring, [NAME REDACTED], etc...)

- Songs related to fighting/wrestling.
(The Time Is Now, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon, etc...)

- Songs related to food & Chinese culture.
(Songs by Lemon Demon, songs *directly* related to dragons, etc...)

- Shop themes from video games.
(Hip Shop from Deltarune, Buy Somethin' Will Ya!, etc...)

Kirby
- Songs from mainline Kirby games.
(Songs from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards, Kirby's Dream Land, etc...)

- Songs related to the color pink.
(Flamingo, songs by Pink Guy, etc...)

- Songs related to gods and demons.
(Rap God by Eminem, One Winged Angel, etc...)

Captain Falcon
- Songs from racing games.
(Songs from F-Zero, Forza Horizion, Mario Kart, etc...)

- Overdramatic and high energy music.
(Numb by Linkin Park, Psychosocial by Slipknot, etc...)

- Songs related to cars and driving.
(Life is a Highway, Car Radio by Twenty One Pilots, etc...)

Songs used:
Red Team
Fight Song - Rachel Platten (Fighting - Min Min)
Cake - Melanie Martinez (Food - Min Min)
Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon (Food - Min Min)
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon (Food - Min Min)
Roar of the Jungle Dragon - Terraria: Calamity (Chinese Culture - Min Min)

Blue Team
PASSPORT GUARDIAN - Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (Demons - Kirby)
Car Radio - Twenty One Pilots (Cars - Captain Falcon)
Life Is a Highway - Rascal Flatts (Cars - Captain Falcon)
STFU - Pink Guy (Pink - Kirby)

Offsources
Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware Finale

INVITE GUARDIAN

NEIL VS GEICO GAMING IN AUT??????
HOW

HQ Tournament Archive Upload: https://youtu.be/3TMx7FvTPkI

Original: https://soundcloud.com/autourney/grandpas-visit

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so yeah I'm gonna be posting the tracks i made for hq tournament archive in the next few days 
(i gotta make the funny thumbnails first tho lol)
it's a shame to see it go, but it was fun while it lasted lol

what else do i put here help

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Songs used:
1) As your Father (Neil Cicierega real irl???)
2) Gadget Room (Comedy)
3) Astronomia (wtf how)
4) Tetris Type A (hot take heavy should've lost to hat kid)
5) Cherry Bomb (TROPICTV IN 2020)
6) Funny Grand Dad Reaction (Tragedy)

HQ Tournament Archive Chapter 1 Selected Works

Gary's Visit

Track Name: The Intensive Sales Unit Is Back In Town!
Characters Represented: JerryTeam

The boys are back, the boys are back, the boys are back, and JerryTeam are here! One is a salesman for a barely-alive department store chain, one is a messenger for an amorphous entity known as The Boys, and both share the same creator: JerryTerry, memer extraordinaire. With Gourd's trickery and HH's master sales skills, they'll be doing it right all through the tournament! And with deals this great, how can you pass them up? You better LET THEM IN...
Sourcelist:

-Music related to JerryTerry and his music 
(The Boys Are Back In Town, Doin It Right, Thinking Bee)
-Music related to HHGregg YTPMVs and YTPMV trends in general, including original YTPMVs
(Fortress - Rogue, Hedgehog Stew, Rock My Emotions)
-Music related to holidays
(HALLOWEINER - LIL DARKIE, Making Christmas, Todaybor Day is Labor Day)
-Music related to social media sites and chatting/talking/conversation
(Music used in the Social Media Personalized series, Pillowtalk, Discord call sound)

Sources:
Renard - Intensive Care Unit (YTPMV trends) 
Styles-P - Good Times (I Get High) (HHGregg YTPMVs; hhgregg smokes weed the movie by Xarlable) 
Homestar Runner - Todaybor Day Is Labor Day (Holidays) 
iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew (Original YTPMVs) 
iteachvader - Win The Race (Original YTPMVs) 
Khalid - Talk (Talking) 
Discord - Call (Social media) 
JerryTerry - The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You) (JerryTerry) 
iteachvader - Robotnik Rock (Original YTPMVs) 
JerryTerry - i'd just like to eat my breakfast (JerryTerry) 
JerryTerry - Thinking Bee (JerryTerry) 
BROCKHAMPTON - N.S.T. (N----- Stay Talking) (Talking)

Track by @monibaemusic
Art by @libbec

The Intensive Sales Unit Is Back In Town!

Composition, Arrangement: Yoann Turpin. 2020

Chiptune/Soundtrack : "Cory Menu"(Jingle)

original song by lemon demon
arrange by 64 blocs

64 blocs - Hunt for Herobrine [INST.]

Let's take a trip back to Tokyo-To and inject some New Jack Swing into those streets!

Check out the video: https://youtu.be/T323pbgrUXY

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Jet Set Radio Remix | Naganuma Jack Swing

A remix of a track from Soaprun, a game by Pixel. Inspired a bit by variations made by jaxcheese.
Album art by Sergio Cornaga.

Come check out other remixes in this album! https://pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/variations-on-yukino-watari

Yukino Watari (remix)

its an Experiment :3

https://soundcloud.com/desolozantas/hyperbolic-magic-reverse/s-8zKLCmzuv5n

Hyperbolic Magic

One of the songs on that is the most fun to play on the entire Elancia OST is definitely Don't Look Down, the theme for mountain areas. It just so happens that there's a very important one in the third book in the series, which means the third album in the series should have a fresh arrangement, right? So, here we are.
This time around, I took inspiration from Wild Arms 3 for the most part. That game's very dear to me and influenced a lot of Elancia.

Don't Look Down [B3 Arr.]

03. Dried Up
"Ack, ack-ack-ack! Two very common underlings from Bowser’s army of troops, except this time they’ve risen back up from the underground! Now made purely out of bones, these skeletal stooges are here to root up a win for their king. Even if they break apart, they’ll always come back, and they aren’t giving up until they claim this island as Troopa Territory!"

Sources
-Songs from mainline Super Mario Bros games and NON VGM music related to Mario
-Songs related to the undead
-Songs related to the Desert
-Songs related to Turtles and Plants

Examples:
Super Mario World, Do The Mario, Super Mario Odyssey, Crank That Super Mario
Spooky Scary Skeletons, Kids Will Be Skeletons, Skeleton Boomerang OST, Bones of Ribbon
Mirage Saloon Act 2, Wow Wow, A Flower in the Desert, Flow This Desert
Sea Green Turtles, Turtle Power, Plants VS Zombies, The Farmer Plants The Seeds

Sources Utilized:
Super Mario Galaxy 2- Digga-Leg (Mainline Mario)
Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Undead)
Skeleton Boomerang - Disco Necropolis (Undead)
Super Mario Odyssey - Jump Up, Superstar (Mainline Mario)
Dan Bull - Ive Got A Bone (Undead)
Crank Dat Super Mario (Mario related)
Super Mario Galaxy - Toy Time Galaxy (Mainline Mario)
New Super Mario Bros Wii - Sky Land: World 7 (Mainline Mario)
Skillet - Monster (Undead)
Undertale - Megalovania (Undead... jama is crying rn lol)
The Turtles - Happy Together (Turtles)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Deserts) 
Verbalase - Mario Vs Sonic Beatbox Battle (Mario Related)
Laura Shigihara - Zombies On Your Lawn (Undead)

This track was made by @youre-fired, With the render by @libbec
We hope you enjoy your life here on the island...

Dig To The Center

(edited for copyright)
simple mashup from the scrapped great truth radio
been done before but eh whatever

Sources:
Madeon - All My Friends
Charlie Puth - Attention

All My Friends Attention

guys i dont think having an rp account of someone else's song about suicide except as a soundcloud rapper was ever very funny. i think i was just weird.

64 blocs - Hunt for Herobrine [INST.]

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