This is my audio introduction for my new Sound Cloud account. It may seem tame now.. But I promise you very soon there will be some very judgemental people lurking around, Waiting to get a reply so they can think for 2 hours and post a clever response. 
 
     What you really need to know is much of this is an admission of guilt. That is why I use a VPN and all bogus info. I am or at least was a terrible person, A drug addict, Bi-Polar felon who would do the opposite of what you said just because. These are my stories, And I swear on the life of my family that it is all true. If I catch myself exaggerating I will make a note of it. Also please be aware I will be paraphrasing A LOT. I'm not trying to lie, I just have a terrible memory. 

     Besides my embarrassing past, I hope you'll believe me when I say I am convinced that my luck (If there is such a thing) has nearly always been bad or very strange.

          Thanks for reading!  I hope I make you so sick you puke your fucking guts out you summerfag retards. JK, <3

S.Cloud No.1

Well, I'd like to think of this as my 1st impression/confession to the maybe 1 person listening to probably 20 seconds of either of these. But if you have a tremendously dark sense of humor then please enjoy the show that I didn't work on at all. I just admitted shit that sprang into me head.                    *WARNING!      ...If you think this is bad now. Just wait. What I will be talking about will surprise or possibly shock you. The later stories revealed will be of be of a sizeable criminal nature and if I wasn't being careful and got popular I would certainly be in prison for longer than I can imagine and for more felonies than I can remember. Again I swear on my families lives these stories are all true. I will admit to any exaggeration or mistake or w/e,  I've gone to great lengths for the sake of anonymity.     So I hope you'll enjoy!!! <3

1st impressions made w/no fucks given

REAL EUPHORIC RUSH FROM OXYCONTIN 40mg

Late Valentine's day special! Now with science!

3 Stupid Stories.

All my stories are true. This is about a friends bad lsd trip w/proof.

Excuses and a get out of jail free card!

•-.Ş¤̽Įıđ.-• is an Änarchist Anøn! Love and be free.. ↓Ɒҿѕեг☺үᴉ↓ those who seek to take it. (Also I'm a bit of a cunt.)

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