I've entered two JeeJuh contests so far- one for best song, one for best lyrics- and failed to receive even an honorable mention in either. This is me whining about it. Enjoy..?

Beat by http://soundcloud.com/1000kamikaze

Guess Not

Drop the beat and I'll kill it, I'll it drop it like a mic bro
right, no telling how psycho I might go
I'm tight bro, I'm quite dope when I flow
and if I know that you don't like it, I write mo'.
I'm Mike Rowe in this biznitch: doin it dirty
I'm doin the courteous thing, putting you in the dirt
even if you don't wanna go
then I get on a boat,
fallin over Niagara Falls screaming "Geronimo!"
To be explicative, a wicked endeavor infinite cleverness
better listen I'm quicker than ever
they could've never predicted him I'm a figment of every nightmare
that's right yeah, try being slick and get severed.
You should've let the beast rest
you freaks messed with the best
needless to say, leave lest
you keep vexin the bees nest
and be next to be left in defeat, deaf and speechless

Speechless

I don't even know what I'm rappin about
what's happenin now is I'm thinking it and blabbing it out
that's what happens without a topic, is that it gets out of control, how do I know what to say?
just hop on the beat and slap it around
I'll break in the back of your house
find your cat with a mouse, attacking it,
I'll teach her to bust a cap in its mouth
then drag it around your bed while you take a nap in it
down a laxative, jump on top of your couch, take a crap and then bounce
I snowball out of control y'all
now watch your step like a dog with a “faux paw” bowin
cuz if you make a mistake I'ma make it your last
there ain't no way to escape it when I take you to task
I'll be in a lake with a mask maybe tokin a J, son(Jason)
making it Crystal clear that I'm hopin to say somethin
and that's that I need you to go back over this whole thing
and realize that I literally wrote it with NO theme


Another_Anomaly