Ugh.

<a href="http://www.beautyandthebib.com/product.php/1213/35/i-love-my-auntie-pippa" target="_blank">THIS SHIT.</a>

ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! #ROYALBABY!

However, at the time of posting, the creature hasn't actually been born, so try to keep a lid on that ROYAL BABY EXCITEMENT for long enough to listen to Answer Me This! Episode 263, in which we discuss such matters as:

steampunk
Switzerland's self-destructive self-defence
Prince Charles's <a href="http://www.highgroveshop.com/clothes-accessories/hats-scarves/childs-highgrove-check-flat-cap/c-clo00279-280/" target="_blank">flat caps for kiddies</a>
<a href="http://www.geeknative.com/37248/8-impressive-steampunk-top-hats/" target="_blank">goggles on hats</a>
<a href="http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Samuel+Sanchez+Le+Tour+de+France+2011+Stage+Utn_f5Hm2zGl.jpg" target="_blank">the Tour de France yellow jersey vs. the Tour de France polka dot jersey</a>
your lies to your girlfriend vs. everybody else's lies to your girlfriend
Lisa Simpson vs. Nick Cave
Swiss Roll
KW Jeter
<a href="http://www.meltingpot.com/international.aspx" target="_blank">The Melting Pot</a>
and
Euros.

Plus: Olly's money-based conjuring tricks weren't fooling anyone; if Helen's guess is correct and the ROYAL BABY receives the same middle name as Diana, Frances (Francis for a boy), then everybody has to give her £10 in congratulation; and Martin the Sound Man knows where to go in the event of nuclear apocalypse in the middle of Europe.

In this week's Bit of Crap on the App, which is available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> and <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a> we harp on about Royal Baby Krispy Kreme. No, we haven't had a heads-up that the baby will be named Krispy Kreme Kambridge (but if it IS, you definitely have to give us all £10); we're talking about <a href="http://www.krispykreme.co.uk/old-hot-now-use-this-to-untick-hot-now/stories/2013/06/6471/" target="_blank">this shit</a>.

But...if you are absolutely desperate to piss away money on some spurious tie-in with the ROYAL BABY, then the <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/jubilee" target="_blank">AMT Jubilee</a> is obviously the best direction in which to piss. And we have no qualms about recommending our SMASH HIT TOP 15 ALBUM <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/holiday" target="_blank">Answer Me This! Holiday</a>.

Also, please do send us your <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTIONS</a> for the new series: leave voicemails on the Question Line - call 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis - or send emails to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a>.

See you next Thursday,

Helen &amp; Olly

*** AMT262 Child-Friendly Rating: 90%. Minimal swearing and a fair amount of educational content, but one question about a listener's sexual dalliances and the psychologically damaging actions of his girlfriend's parents, which some children may find troubling. ***

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AMT263: Steampunks, le Tour de France, and ROYAL BABY MADNESS - 18 July 2013

Hello listeners,

Although August is coming to a close, and with it the Edinburgh Fringe, there's still just enough time to incorporate our grade-A publicity techniques into your show. Learn from the masters in Answer Me This! Episode 268, in which we also consider:

SeaWorld
ark logistics
glacier cherries
Peter Nichols' <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passion_Play_(Nichols_play)" target="_blank">Passion Play</a>
Noah's flood vs. the great flood of Edgware
transporting whales
E number 127
aeroplane seat-reclining etiquette
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZeGOsR9IA">end</a>less Chorus Line
war poetry
and
Barry Scott.

Plus: Olly warns you not to sit behind him on a flight, as he provides his own, er, jet propulsion; Helen still regrets inadvertently reviving the Al Jolson look for Edinburgh Fringe punters; and Martin the Sound Man fails the 'name the artificial colourant in the glacé cherries' game.

In this week's Bit of Crap on the App, which is available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> and <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>, Helen tells you the magic trick with which you can WOW your friends (or thoroughly disappoint them if all they wanted was a nice refreshing orange).

Don't disappoint us: send us your nice refreshing <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTIONS</a>. Leave voicemails on the Question Line (call 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis) and send emails to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a>. If we answer them, as Barry Scott would say: bang, and the doubt is gone.

See you next Thursday,

Helen &amp; Olly

*** AMT268 Child-Friendly Rating: 75%. In the aftermath of <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode267/" title="EPISODE 267 – “My wife and I…”" target="_blank">AMT267</a>, this episode opens with further discussion of virginity loss, with concomitant references to genitalia and sexual practices. However the rest of the episode is clean beans, aside from a couple of swears. ***

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AMT268: Noah's Ark, Glacé Cherries and Barry Scott - 22 August 2013

Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, saving Joni Mitchell's childhood home/destroying Shakespeare's final home, the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes, diamond skulls, and eating brunch dangling 150 feet up in the air.

Huge thanks to all of you who sent in lovely messages - and songs! - with your AMT-related emotions and memories. We only included a tiny fraction of your affection in the episode, but know that we read/listened to everything. And maybe wept over it a bit too.

Find more about this episode, including a mega bonus episode of all the extra answers we didn't have room for, at answermethispodcast.com/episode400.

Keep in touch! Here's how to find the three of us: 

Olly Mann is @ollymann on Twitter. His podcasts include The Retrospectors and The Modern Mann, and you can find all of his shows at ollymann.com. 

Helen Zaltzman is @helenzaltzman on Twitter and Instagram. Her podcasts include The Allusionist and Veronica Mars Investigations.

Martin The Sound Man Austwick is @martinaustwick on Twitter and Instagram. His podcasts include Song By Song, Neutrino Watch and Maddie's Sound Explorers - and you can hear his songs via palebirdmusic.com.

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Answer Me This

AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons - 5 August 2021

Apologies for <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/silent-helen/" target="_blank">our absence last week</a>; normal service resumes today with Answer Me This! Episode 278, in which we discuss:



pissing with Clint Eastwood
Annie Hall
Action Man
Kinder Eggs vs the law
ginger ale vs ginger beer
romcoms vs heartbreak
fake tan
sexy scars
GI Joe's thumb
the golden era of Richard Curtis
and
Peter Stringfellow's Marmitey penis.

Today's episode was sponsored by <a href="http://squarespace.com/amt" target="_blank">squarespace.com</a>, who are not only offering you 10% off their wonderful website-building services if you use the code Answer11, but also the chance to win a free YEAR of the service if you send us a link to your Squarespacetacular website - if tweeting said link, deploy the hashtag #AMTsquarespace.

In this week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a>, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a> and <a href="http://apps.microsoft.com/windows/en-gb/app/answer-me-this/4a39a286-b630-4e2b-9866-8f2a12fd3508" target="_blank">Windows</a>) we wonder whether Peter Stringfellow is a nice (string)fellow. If you can confirm or deny, do let us know.

And, more importantly, do send us your <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTIONS</a>: leave voicemails on the Question Line (call 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis) and send emails to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a>.

If like this week's questioneer Maz you want to salve your broken heart with unlimited streaming of films and TV, get yourself a month's free LoveFilm trial at <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/LoveFilm" target="_blank">answermethispodcast.com/LoveFilm</a>. You can also block out some white noise by listening to Helen's other podcast Sound Women, available <a href="http://soundcloud.com/soundwomen" target="_blank">here</a>. 

Our final demand: join us next Thursday, please,

Helen & Olly

••• AMT278 Child-Friendly Rating: 88%. Celebripissing chat and mention of Peter Stringfellow's stringfellow, but low swearage and kid-appropriate topics such as Action Man, Kinder Surprise and soft drinks. •••

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AMT278: Action Man, RomComs and Marmite - 14 November 2013

Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver of <a href="http://thebuglepodcast.com/">The Bugle</a> talk to <a href="http://helenzaltzman.com">Helen Zaltzman</a> for the documentary <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0403yhf">Podcasting: The First Ten Years</a>, a production by <a href="http://trevordann.com">Trevor Dann's Company</a> for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast April 2014.

If you would like to use any part of this interview, please contact answermethispodcast @ googlemail.com

Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver of the Bugle

<a href="http://twitter.com/romanmars">Roman Mars</a> of <a href="http://99percentinvisible.org/">99% Invisible</a> talks to <a href="http://helenzaltzman.com">Helen Zaltzman</a> for the documentary <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0403yhf">Podcasting: The First Ten Years</a>, a production by <a href="http://trevordann.com">Trevor Dann's Company</a> for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast April 2014.

If you would like to use any part of this interview, please contact answermethispodcast @ googlemail.com

Roman Mars of 99% Invisible

Dan Savage of the <a href="http://www.savagelovecast.com/">Savage Lovecast</a> talks to <a href="http://helenzaltzman.com">Helen Zaltzman</a> for the documentary <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0403yhf">Podcasting: The First Ten Years</a>, a production by <a href="http://trevordann.com">Trevor Dann's Company</a> for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast April 2014.

If you would like to use any part of this interview, please contact answermethispodcast @ googlemail.com

Dan Savage of Savage Lovecast

Keith O'Malley and Chemda Khalili, AKA <a href="http://keithandthegirl.com">Keith and the Girl</a>, talk to <a href="http://helenzaltzman.com">Helen Zaltzman</a> for the documentary <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0403yhf">Podcasting: The First Ten Years</a>, a production by <a href="http://trevordann.com">Trevor Dann's Company</a> for BBC Radio 4, first broadcast April 2014.

If you would like to use any part of this interview, please contact answermethispodcast @ googlemail.com

Keith and the Girl

Hello! You still have one day to catch the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03zdkk5" target="_blank">first half</a> of our <a href="http://t.co/4P3pPTJnmd" target="_blank">Radio 4 documentary to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the word 'podcast'</a>. The second episode airs 11am tomorrow, Friday 11th April, and features money-making from <a href="http://99percentinvisible.org" target="_blank">Roman Mars</a>, baby-making from <a href="http://maximumfun.org/shows/one-bad-mother" target="_blank">Theresa Thorn</a>, and something absolutely puke-making from <a href="http://www.keithandthegirl.com/" target="_blank">Keith and the Girl</a>.

So please do listen to that, and also to Answer Me This! Episode 287, in which we contemplate such topics as:

the Man from Del Monte
Tony Benn's chair
catnip
human statues
snooze buttons
kissing gates
Miffy vs Hello Kitty 
Telford vs Jamaica
CTRL+V vs CTRL+C
pedantry with partners
<a href="http://www.artbox.co.uk/" target="_blank">Artbox</a>
netiquette
<a href="http://www.foapom.com/pageant-of-the-masters/" target="_blank">The Pageant of the Masters</a>
and 
<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode177" target="_blank">listener Jessy's missing colon, part II</a>

Plus: Olly details the specifications for choosing his new alarm clock, so set your own alarm clock to jolt you back into consciousness afterwards; Helen comes up with a Doctor Who reboot for Matt Smith and an amazing sit- for a sitcom, so TV commissioners, prepare a bucket of cash and call her in for a meeting; and Martin the Sound Man won't let you through a gate until you give him a little somethin-somethin. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

Today's Bit of Crap on the App, Helen gets doorbell envy. To hear all about that grievous condition, push the button on your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a>, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a> or <a href="http://apps.microsoft.com/windows/en-gb/app/answer-me-this/4a39a286-b630-4e2b-9866-8f2a12fd3508" target="_blank">Windows</a> gadgets.

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Back in a fortnight,

Helen &amp; Olly

PS Get well soon, Dave from Smethwick!

*** AMT287 Child-Friendly Rating: 95%. ***
No unsuitable content, aside from the demystification of Hello Kitty. An F-bomb is detonated during the discussion of keyboard shortcuts, but thanks to the subject matter, there's no way your kids will be paying attention.

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AMT287: Hello Kitty, Snooze Buttons and Human Statues - 10 April 2014

We're coming out of retirement for one last job. There'll be a new episode in your podfeed on the first Thursday of April 2023, and for it, we need YOUR QUESTIONS. You remember the procedure: send your queries to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com in written or voicenote form. Your deadline is 13 March. 

Do it, because you never know how long it'll be before we unretire again!

Your gone but not forgotten friends,

Helen and Olly

This is not a drill

Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer your questions. Today, questioneers wonder about what to say about working in a world-famous place, romantic bacon competitions, unromantic but important kebab competitions, Danielle Steel's sleeping habits, and looking at their own semen through a microscope.

Find out more about this episode at answermethispodcast.com/episode401.

We don't know whether/when we will pop up in your feed again, so stay subscribed! And follow us on facebook.com/answermethis and twitter.com/helenandolly.

Hear our other work:

Olly Mann has a daily podcast, Today in History with the Retrospectors, and his monthly magazine show The Modern Mann, both of which you can find along with his other work at ollymann.com.
Helen Zaltzman makes the The Allusionist, an entertainment podcast about language, which you can find at the podplaces and at theallusionist.org.
Martin Austwick's music is available at palebirdmusic.com, his Tom Waits podcast Song By Song at songbysongpodcast.com, and his experimental fiction podcast Neutrino Watch at neutrinowatch.org.

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AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds

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AMT298: Henry Hoover, 'Uptown Girl' and Being Shot In The Balls - 18 September 2014

Visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode301 for all the information you crave about this episode.

AMT301: Rock Circus, Hooters and the Chippendale Murders - 30 October 2014

Lonely Sound Man at Christmas - 2007

Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode at http://answermethispodcast.com/episode311.

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AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame - 2 April 2015

Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it's real! In AMT402, listeners ask about roller derby names, baked bean beans, shopping on planes, and the danger of bagpipes. 

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AMT402: Tall Ships, Branston Pickle and Bagpipe Lung

We've been making this show for a long time. We have had SO many questions about weddings. And yet, in AMT403, we get a whole fresh spin on the Wedding WTFery genre of question. Plus, questioneers ask about understudies' pay, popcorn's popularity, and who has to clear out your shed after you die.

For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode403.

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AMT403: Popcorn, Vertigo and Toby Carvery

In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus's official birthday and deathday aren't on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also learn about sand heists, leaving your body to science/Disneyland, and werewolf menstruation.

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Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Next episode will be in your podfeed 1 May 2025.

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AMT404: Sand Heists, the Northern Lights, and Werewolf Menstruation

It's one of those fantasy questions that gets batted around when "Who would you want at your fantasy dinner party?" has been wrung dry: what would you spend the money on if you won the lottery? Except one questioneer has actually done it, and now they need to figure out what to spend the money on in a way that doesn't tip anyone off that they won the lottery. 

Plus, questioneers want to know: what do pretzels mean, when did sports winners start kissing trophies, who had the incredible idea to make biscuits into spread, what do you do with your late spouse's underpants, and how to do you stop being given gifts of toe socks.

For more information about this episode, visit http://answermethispodcast.com/episode405.

Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a voice note to answermethispodcast@googlemail.com. Next episode will be in your podfeed 29 May 2025.

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AMT405: Biscoff Spread, Pretzel Symbolism and Pole Vault Poles

Why do Danes slice up the bride’s veil and the groom’s socks at a wedding? Is it OK to take pats of butter from a cafe? How/when do Popes learn Italian? And what happens if you drop your phone into the toilet at a festival? (Spoiler: nothing good.) Questioneers want to know all these things and more in AMT406. 

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AMT406: Slicing Socks, Polyglot Popes and Stealing Butter

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AMT407: Cartoon Anvils, Dating Semi-Celebs and Lobster Piss

Today’s questioneers want to know, among other things, what private investigators actually do, what happened to Deely Boppers (Deely Bobbers?), how to greet your spouse when you’re attending the same business meeting, how to steer someone to not want to work for you, and how to persuade someone to GTFO of the massage chair at the airport that they’re not getting massaged in.

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AMT408: Tiaras, Private Investigators and the King's Mucky Gloves

Today’s questioneers want to know whether to hide bawdy home decor when kids visit, how one comes to own a cemetery, why cities are full of artist-decorated animals, whether you can eat slugs, what to do with three unwanted sets of boules, and what the most ordered item is from the enormous menu at Cheesecake Factory.

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AMT409: Nude Furniture, Cheesecake Factory and Eating Slugs

AMT410: Unwanted Tattoos, Cherry Wine and Sexy Old Men

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode201">EPISODE 201 - House is called 'Maison' in France</a>

Hello listeners!

Welcome to Answer Me This! Episode 201: the first episode of the year, and the first since <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/five-years-young/" target="_blank">the podcast turned five years old</a>. Helen's niece Matilda turned five the other day too; she celebrated by eating a plate of spaghetti with her hands, and we're only moderately more civilised.

Today we speak of:

cake pops
Al Capone
moon plots
<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0099469391/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwanswermeth-21&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=0099469391" target="_blank">The Gun Seller</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.co.uk/e/ir?t=wwwanswermeth-21&amp;l=as2&amp;o=2&amp;a=0099469391" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none!important;margin:0!important;" /> (or should we say Le Gun Seller?)
pease pudding
<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0099529122/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=wwwanswermeth-21&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=0099529122" target="_blank">Catch-22</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.co.uk/e/ir?t=wwwanswermeth-21&amp;l=as2&amp;o=2&amp;a=0099529122" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none!important;margin:0!important;" />
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
supermarket trolleys
<a href="http://www.ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Ready_Steady_Cook" target="_blank">Ready Steady Cook</a>
pushy parents
the North Wales Police
and
Anthony Worrall Thompson.

Plus: Olly harks back to when he won an election - he claims democratically, but then so did Putin; one day, Helen dreamed a dream of becoming Brian Turner, but never did it come to pass; and after twelve and a half years in the dark, Martin the Sound Man finally hears the sad news that the <a href="http://psjk.homestead.com/twofatladies.html" target="_blank">Two Fat Ladies</a> will not be returning to his television screen.

This week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> or <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) concerns the only thing we don't like about Mexican restaurants: the unwelcome phenomenon we like to call 'Guac Tax'. 

Well, that's the new series begun, but please help us make it an absolute corker by sending us your exquisitely finely-honed <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTIONS</a>, as emails to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a> and voicemails on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877, Skype answermethis).

Also, if you want to be moved to tears of derision like John, the final caller in the episode, scroll down to the bottom of <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode200" target="_blank">this post</a> to see the pictures of our parents (oh alright, Olly's lovely mum).

See you next Thursday,

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT201: Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook - 19 January 2012

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode203">EPISODE 203 - you might see a cox</a>

Hey, it's Groundhog Day! The day where a large rodent prognosticates the weather, and also the day when Answer Me This! Episode 203 enters the world.

Hey, it's Groundhog Day! The day where a large rodent prognosticates the weather, and also the day when Answer Me This! Episode 203 enters the world.

Hey, it's Groundhog Day! The day where a large rodent prognosticates the weather, and also the day when Answer Me This! Episode 203 enters the w- OK, I'm bored of this joke now. On with the show, in which we talk about:

we talk about:

cats up trees
hemp seeds
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ITunes_Ping" target="_blank">iTunes Ping</a> (anyone? Anyone?)
'<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzZ-xpyfoo&amp;ob=av2n" target="_blank">Affirmation</a>' vs. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI" target="_blank">Baz Luhrmann</a> vs. '<a href="http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm" target="_blank">If</a>'
gamekeepers
too much texting
Mark Zuckerberg's businesswear
Cowboys and Aliens
national stereotypes
lessons in love from Sleepless in Seattle
and
the hat that won the West.

Plus: Olly explains the reason for the famous British <del datetime="2012-02-01T17:58:03+00:00">emotional stuntedness</del>stiff upper lip; Helen says "Nooooooooooo!" to apple eugenics; and Martin the Sound Man generously doles out songwriting tips to Savage Garden. If you want to hear what makes Martin such an authority on the topic, direct yourself to his latest music output <a href="http://www.thesoundoftheladies.com/2012/02/01/podcast-47-the-coldest-western-city-outside-anchorage/" target="_blank">HERE</a>.

This week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> or <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) is a question from Alex from Northampton about calorie-counting bores. Talking about calorie-counting makes you put ON weight, dullards!

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See you next Thursday,

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT203: Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats - 2 February 2012

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode213">EPISODE 213 - the gastronomic Human Centipede 2</a>

¡Hola!

There's been a lot of talk of Mexican food lately on Answer Me This!. We make no apologies for this. It is a magnificent cuisine. Episode 213 continues the theme, as we chomp on the history of nachos; now chomp on the episode, in which other topics of the day include:

joke thieves
Issey Miyake
the premiere of HMS Pinafore
<a href="http://www.chemikal.co.uk/artists/arab-strap/" target="_blank">Arab Strap</a> vs. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeVJlLxGsmo" target="_blank">The Boy With the Arab Strap</a>
police on horseback vs. police on stilts
tortillas vs. tortilla chips
<a href="http://www.edinburghtattootickets.com/" target="_blank">the Edinbugh Tattoo</a> vs. <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f26LKf1feUI/Th5k21zd4nI/AAAAAAAAEoI/XDOi4EaMlO4/s1600/5.jpg" target="_blank">Edinburgh tattoos</a>.
D'Oyly Carte
air shows
and
saving Greece with yoghurt-based tourism.

Plus: Olly apparently spends a lot of time looking at horses' privates; Helen concocts an unusual analogy for Oliver Cromwell and the, er, Roundheads; and Martin the Sound Man somehow enjoys the company of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kratos_(God_of_War)" target="_blank">this dickhead</a>, who is likely to be cited as the co-respondent when Helen files the divorce papers.

This week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> or <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) is a question from Harriet in York, concerning the self-replicating Magnum Infinity. Soon to be rebranded the Magnum Metaphor after an investigation by the Advertising Standards Authority.

There is additional noise for you to enjoy this week courtesy of Martin and the FIFTIETH episode of his Sound of the Ladies podcast. It's a song about bears or Creation Records or something - <a href="http://www.thesoundoftheladies.com/2012/05/01/podcast-50-the-strongman/" target="_blank">click here</a> to check it out.

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See you next week!

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT213: Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style - 3 May 2012

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode216">EPISODE 216 - dark passenger</a>

Hello listeners,

This week, we wonder at the morals of fairy tales. You know, the stupid underlying 'meaning' that spoils the fun of a far-out fictional confection, and ensures that kiddies absorb some very dubious life lessons. There are probably some very dubious life lessons in AMT216, but at least we're not pretending we have any morals. 

Today we contemplate:

round robin letters
Keeping Up Appearances
Roy Clarke
Compo vs. Prometheus
basket cases
dominatrixes
non-alcoholic beer
hospital flowers
<a href="http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Cancer/grape.html" target="_blank">the grape cure</a>
governess porn
sexy pizza
sexy Travis Bickle
American Apparel
why we don't do shout-outs
and
<a href="http://youtu.be/ZBB4h1Kagc4?t=8m21s" target="_blank">the only thing that happens in 31 series of Last of the Summer Wine</a>.

Plus: Olly would like Aesop's Fables to be more like a Choose Your Own Adventure book; Helen is the Sookie Stackhouse of AMT; and Martin the Sound Man gets quite emotional about the tale of the Elves and the Shoemaker. Thankfully he recovered sufficiently to launch a contest for under-18 songwriters, which you can find out about by <a href="http://sociablephysics.wordpress.com/2012/05/19/are-you-a-young-science-songwriter/" target="_blank">clicking here</a>.

This week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> or <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) is a question from a couple of chaps on their way to Alton Towers. Cue a blast of Mann Rage directed at theme park rides that blatantly used to be other theme park rides. Oh God, why dost thou torment him thus?

What is not a torment is asking us a <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTION</a>! (Though reading some of them is a torment for us.) Send an email to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a> or leave a voicemail on the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis).

And assuming the elves will step in to finish off our chores, we will see you again next week for AMT217.

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT216 - Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes - 24 May 2012

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode234">EPISODE 234 - greasy drips</a>

Hello listeners,

With just days to go until Hallowe'en, many of you have been writing to ask what costume you should opt for. Here's our one-size-fits-all solution:

1. Wrap yourself in a duvet;
2. Go to bed until November 1st.

While you're there, drown out the sound of trick or treaters ringing your doorbell by listening to Answer Me This! Episode 234. Today we consider:

<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006CEKZ4Y/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=B006CEKZ4Y&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=wwwanswermeth-21" target="blank">Citizen Kane</a>
the classic <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B000059513/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1634&amp;creative=19450&amp;creativeASIN=B000059513&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=wwwanswermeth-21" target="_blank">Charlie's Angels</a> remake
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CYwNWHZuT0" target="_blank">Green Jelly</a> (nee Jello)
doughnuts vs. douchebags
strumpets vs. crumpets
Brian May's badger sanctuary
William of Orange's pet pugs
tribute bands
hipster combovers
psychoanalysis of Agatha Christie
Fratzos: matzos for frat boys
Leonardo DiCaprio lookalikes
the hard lives of fake Posh'n'Becks
Ann Widdecombe
the mystery of the Rolling Stones' hair
and
The Mystery of Hercule Poirot's Pants.

Plus: Olly finally finds<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFR11ZIfBKQ" target="_blank"> a TV show</a> to enjoy when he's alone in business hotels; Helen does not think <a href="http://cutepugpics.com/" target="_blank">this</a> is cute, at all; and Martin the Sound Man won't think much of Django Reinhardt impersonators unless they burn off their fingers.

In this week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> and <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) Olly digs up a big mistake Universal made, back in the day when Mickey Mouse was still just a rabbit, and Norman Bates was still just a motelier.

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See you next Thursday!

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT234: Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants - 25 October 2012

<a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/episode236">EPISODE 236 - like Jurassic Park, but with Romans</a>

Rub-a-dub-dub, two nuns in a tub - but what the blazes are they getting up to in there? Find out in Answer Me This! Episode 236, in which we contemplate:

Roman wine
Roman semen
flamenco dancing
Roger vs. Wilco
wet bars vs. dry bars vs. swim-up bars
the Moorish influence on Span vs. Frank Muir's influence on Spain
polluted peanuts
Sarah Palin's password
laundry fragranczzzzzzz
<a href="http://www.museum.speyer.de/English/Visitor_Information.htm" target="_blank">Pfalz Historical Museum</a> drink options
the oldest continuously producing Cabernet Sauvignon vine
airport shopping
and
double disk drives.

Plus: Olly is a bit disappointed by his holiday hotel's drink facilities, in that they did provide kettles but didn't serve drinks through boobs; Helen doesn't think you should trust <a href="http://www.selznick.com/products/passwordwallet/" target="_blank">Password Wallet</a> any more than post-it notes; and Martin the Sound Man is never going to make it as a wedding singer if his set is just '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaFYc_RxNsI" target="_blank">Heartbeat</a>' four times followed by '<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8" target="_blank">Magic Dance</a>' as encore.

In this week's Bit of Crap on the App (available for <a href="http://tinyurl.com/amtapp" target="blank">iDevices</a> and <a href="http://tinyurl.com/androidAMT" target="blank">Android</a>) Olly reminisces about the time he had a wet bar in his student bedroom. People always think wet bars are so ritzy, but the Olly Mann twist on MTV Cribs fanciness can be yours for only £20 from Millets.

We are, as always, agog to receive your <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/questions" target="_blank">QUESTIONS</a>, so please email them to <a href="mailto:answermethispodcast@googlemail.com">answermethispodcast@googlemail.com</a> or leave voicemails on the Question Line by calling 0208 123 5877 or Skype ID answermethis.

By the way, if you're curious about spiders after today's episode, our pal Jim Bell of <a href="http://geekpop.co.uk" target="_blank">Geekpop</a> podcast is your spider man. NB Jim is not Spider-man, he is a normal man who doesn't wear spandex and seems fairly unwracked by angst. He is just very keen on spiders, <a href="http://bugexplorers.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">as his website demonstrates</a> - in an entirely safe-for-work way, we assure you. 

Less safe for work is our photo of Olly demonstrating that, like today's questioneer Brad's wife's student, he is the bollocks. <a href="http://answermethis.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/olly-dildohead.jpg" target="_blank">Click here</a> to see. Don't be scared - it's much gentler than all that nasty <a href="http://answermethispodcast.com/staplenuts/" target="_blank">Staplenuts business last year</a>.

Anyway, rest assured, dear listeners, that we think you are all the bollocks. So please bring your beautiful bollocky selves back here next Thursday for AMT237.

Tata!

Helen &amp; Olly

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AMT236: Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine - 8 November 2012

BACK FOR 2025! Answer Me This! is the award-winning comedy podcast that's been answering the world's questions since 2007.  Hosted by Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann, with Martin Zaltz Austwick.

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