I do not own this Audio Track. All credit goes to Starbomb, the creator/s.

Lyrics:
Link: My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule.
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin' you a laid back summertime jam.

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!

Link: Hey, what's up Old Man?

Old Man: I see that you're embarking on another epic quest.
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess.
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss.
It's dangerous to go alone take THIS!!!

Link: Oh thanks old man that is really very nice.
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice,
though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size... oh god that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise!

Old Man: Yes, I can't lie I have painted my shween.
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean!
Wait a minute Link! Don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing!

Link: That was weird but whatever there is no time to loose.
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove.
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City!
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty.
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction.
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned.
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do!

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!

Link: Old man is that you?

Old Man: This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits..
It's dangerous to go alone. Take THIS!!!

Link: Well that's really kind of DUH that's your wrinkled dick again!!
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men!!

Old Man: Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you.
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew.
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her,
so why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?

Link: OH MY GOD!!!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late !!
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am!

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!!

Link: GodDAMNIT OLD MAN!!!!

Old Man: You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss.
It's dangerous to go alone take....

Link: NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... NOT TOUCHIN' YOU'RE WIL.. STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
GEEZ!!
COMIN'IN HERE TELLING ME YOU GOTTA WEEWEE WEAPON!! IT'S NOT COOL, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT, I'M NOT GONNA SPLEARGH NOOOOOOO!!!!

Old Man: So's that a no on the hand job or... ok

It's Dangerous to Go Alone - Starbomb

Debut album Light of Mine out now! 
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Feat. Lil Yachty (https://soundcloud.com/770rd)
Prod. by Ayo. (https://soundcloud.com/ayoayo)
Art by Vlad (http://vsepetov.com)

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Easier said than done </3

Prod. By Nick Mira

Lucid Dreams

Fuck Love

Ever heard of those bad goth gurlz 
really they kill you
with all of their love and affection
this ones for you ladies
but plz dont tie me up its against gods will!!!!

(lyrics)
They always telling me im under bad weather
now this girl took my heart made it better
looking at her i know she gettin wetter
but really cuckboii makin her pockets fatter

never thought they existed
but now my hearts on a mission
getting angry at me not submissive
but now (sees goth girl)

SHE A BAD GOTH GIRL SHE THICC YUH

handed me hear vape i took some hits yuh
she addicted to me she cant quit yuh
she said im like nicotine in her veins
and her hearts always in this pain 

now she's singing brendon urie songs
and i dont know i try to play along
Shes telling me to do some weird shit
close the goddamn door but we don't do shit

shes always so dark and depressing 
that my heart taking full swings
posted that she wanna throw away her kik
many notes on her tumblr soo quick

now im laying in her bed in her room
looking at posters of blink 182
i also think theres the misfits too
i dont know i dont have a clue

dont like those blonde preppies 
or those redhead evil besties
i just like some dark kinky girl 
that'll drop me pant--
(goth girl turns out to be a vampire and bites kevo!)

SHE A BAD GOTH GIRL SHE THICC YUH

handed me her vape i took some hits yuh
she addicted to me she cant quit yuh
she said im like nicotine in her veins
And her hearts always in this pain

Retarded thicc always on the daily
im trying eat that shit she said maybe
you know i havent played with her yet
maybe this time ill get her wet

we the kings always got her star struck 
helping her when shes out of luck
she told me to come over soon 
bring a box oh maybe twoo (of cheese itz)

Goth Gurlz (prod Pilgrim // cursed)

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Pop Smoke - For The Night (feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby)

A short story by By Zachary Leonard
Narrated by Anthony Novich Leonard

A story about falling in love and how it's never quite as black and white as you sometimes would like it to be.

Help Me Hold Onto This, Help Me Hold On To You

Anthony Leonard

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