Wanking Penguin and Naughty Wasp - Instrumental Version

Satan’s Testicles are a comical band – with a name like that we’d have to be! :P So this track brings out the comedy side of the band. I was going to change the title, but what the hell, the concept has stuck now! Lol  It sounds great to our ears ..and it does really sound like a wanking penguin & a naughty wasp!!

Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar : Tony 'Pandamonium' Smales
Bass, Keyboards, Drums : Jayson 'Triton' Raines

Wanking Penguin and Naughty Wasp (Flaming Flipper Shuffle) - Instrumental

Satan's got VD! In which Satan sees his GP about his VD & spits his dummy out!!

DOCTOR I THINK I'VE GOT VD!
I'VE GOT A REALLY ITCHY SCROTUM!
MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE COMPLETELY!
AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO FUCKIN POKE EM!!

Lead Guitar, Rhythm Guitar - Tony Smales
Bass Guitar - Jayson 'Triton' Raines
Vocals - Tony Smales
Keyboards, Drums - Jayson 'Triton' Raines


Satan's Got VD!

Recorded some 15 years ago, a blast from the past! Originally a Triton & Nereid song, now released under Satans Testicles.

Lead Guitar: Tony Smales
Rhythm Guitar: Lee Fisher
Bass Guitar: Jayson Raines
Keyboards, Drums: Jayson Raines, Lee Fisher
Samples: Bagpuss


Bagpuss' Ringpiece of Fire

Atomic 18 is an interpretation of both Megadeth's 'Hangar 18' and Blondie's 'Atomic'. - There is a purpose to this: here we set out to prove that the chord sequences for both songs, although from completely different genres, are one and the same!

This version features myself on vocals. A second version will be released soon, featuring Dennis Lane and myself doing the vocals as a duet, so you can see which one you like best!

Lead Guitar: Tony Smales
Rhythm Guitar: Tony Smales
Bass Guitar: Jayson Raines
Vocals: Tony Smales
Keyboards: Jayson Raines
Drums: Jayson Raines


Atomic 18

Raw daft messabout in the studio, would have liked to do more with it but couldn't be arsed & no time! One to re-record perhaps? To the tune of Bullet In The Head by Rage Against The Machine

Vocals, Lyrics: Tony Smales
Guitar: Tony Smales
RATM Bass Guitar: Jayson Triton Raines

Lyrics (vaguely this):

On my right leg I've got a foot
And on the other one, I've got another muthafucka
It's good for stomping round the hood
Where would I be without my muthafuckin boots?

Boots, boots,
My muthafuckin boots
Muthafuckin boots

In one bin, I found a boot
Then in another bin, I found another muthafuka
I fixed them up with glue
And now I've got my feet in my muthafuckin boots

Boots!
Muthafuckin boots!
Boots!
Muthafuckin boots!

Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'
Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'

Boots!

Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'
Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'

Muthafuckin boots!

I found one lace for my boot
But its no good without another muthafuka
I might glue it onto my foot
And I must admit that it would look good

Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'
Just victims of the shoe-shop sell-by
You say 'cash?', they say 'no cheques please'

Walking in a line
One foot at a time
The glue was setting fine
The lace dangled all the time

Went arse over tit
Fell into some shit
Couldn't scrape it off
It made a proper mess
Of my muthafuckin boots!

Muthafuckin boots!

Muthafuckin boots!

Muthafuckin boots!

Of my muthafuckin boots!


Muthafuckin Boots

Final official version of 'We Have Lift Off - Part One'.
Alludes to the mystery of the Face on Mars :)
We hope you enjoy our blast through outer space and beyond!!! :)

Composed & Arranged by Tony Smales
Produced by Tony Smales, Rob Cary
Lead Guitar : Tony Smales
Rhythm Guitars: Tony Smales, Rob Cary
Bass Guitar: Rob Cary
Keyboard: Tony Smales
Drums: Rob Cary
Samples: NASA

~ Copyright 2012  ~ All Rights Reserved ~ Satan's Testicles ~

We Have Lift Off Part One

New arrangement of Atomic 18, featuring vocals from Dirty Dennis & myself :)
Featured on the first album: 'A Damned Good Thrashing'

Atomic 18 - Remixed in Satans Shithouse!

The long awaited debut single from The Gate To Alpha Centauri !!

Stargate (instrumental)

The remix sequel to Stargate - more polished than before, bringing some great new sounds into the mix with a clever rearrangement.

The Gate To Alpha Centauri are Tony Smales, Rob Cary.

Remix by Mark Guest

Stargate 2 Another Dimension

Instrumental, spacey rock extended mix.
Listen right to the end to be sure of hearing the quiet outro!

Credits:
Tony Smales, Rob Cary

Gate To Alpha Centauri Freefall

Been playing guitar over 20 years. Formed the band Satans Testicles, with Jayson Raines in summer 2011. No gigs yet, but lots of recording bubbling under :)

Anthony Smales

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