Verse:
Long in the back, short in front and the sides
Any attacks, man, I just let them slide
Superman had one, so you can't insult
My hair is how i like it done, 'cause I'm an adult
You know that I'm cool, Yeah and I'm super slick
My hair is a jewel, It's so lustrous and thick
It's a tribute to my might, and I wear it oh so proud
a holy birthright, so, I'll scream it out loud
That is my badge of honor It's my claim to fame
It is my flying banner I proclaim it my name:

Chorus:
I'm Mr. Mullet!
That's right, I am so confident
I'm Mr. Mullet!
Such a sight - my hair is prominent
I'm Mr. Mullet!
I am so very blunt, and my hair is oh so jacked
My Awesome Mullet's:
business in the front and party in the back!

Verse:
Wear it just like Ziggy Stardust, Can't live a life that's drab
And when we're tightly wrapped in lust, you got more to grab!
It's a token of my muscle, and I'm sporting it with glee
It shows I've got the hustle, now it grows so naturally
know it’s my stamp of freedom, It'll leave you all enthralled
It is my standing beacon, And that is why I'm called:

Chorus:
Mr. Mullet!
That's right, I get such accolades
I'm Mr. Mullet!
Such a sight - my hair leaves you amazed
I'm Mr. Mullet!
No one can stand the brunt of my hair attack
My Awesome Mullet's:
business in the front and party in the back!

Verse:
Wear it just like Paul McCartney, I have a mane that rocks
I get all the chicks at the party, they're grabbing onto my locks!
It's a symbol of my power, my hair is like a boss
I brush it out nearly every hour, won't let it have any knots
See it as my mark of virtue, I'm well-known at the clubs
You'll never need to research who, the famous one that's dubbed:

Chorus:
Mr. Mullet!
That's right, I get such applause
I'm Mr. Mullet!
Such a sight - my hair is great because
I'm Mr. Mullet!
You know it's not a stunt , my deck is always stacked
My Awesome Mullet's:
business in the front and party in the back!
I'm Mr. Mullet! 

Mr. Mullet

Anthony D'Elia

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