Sad Raps

Classical

These are meant to be funny please don't take them seriously

Funny Raps

Drugs

Chronological Order

A song about what I was going through after the loss of a loved one

credit to OSRSBeatz for the soundtrack

they never tell you what you're supposed to do when the most important person your life's gone

i'm sad
Yea i'm really sad (bro if you aint aight we can record a different   day)
I said yea i'm fuckin sad
and i'm a little mad

I'm riding in the fray but I aint got a horse
nigga tryin stay righteous but it's hard to stay on course
it's hard nigga cause i really dont give a fuck (Apathy)
hoes wake me up cause they tryna get my nut (trap)
I don't want yo kids I aint fuckin with that shit (hoe)
I don't want yo ass neither you aint ride or die bitch (bitch)
my ride or die dead she died near a bar
some drunk ass nigga fuckin T boned her car (damn!)
only real nigga at your funeral 
only one that wept (tear)
remember first day that we met
It was fourth grade Sunday school she stood to recite the verse
She in a early grave that's a mother fuckin curse

the longer i go on the less i think its a blessing (fuck that shit)
the shit that I done seen is fuckin depressing (yea)
her death really fucked me up
i was sittin in my room watchin Avatar on Repeat (Wait for real)
wish we could go back like a C D
Nigga she was so nice and so geeky 
sometimes I hear new songs and think Damn
you would really like this shits yo jam
Sometimes I wake up in the mornin and just started cryin (top of the mornin)
Cause i'm dyin inside
When I hit Diamond really wish you could be there
That's a moment that I wish we coulda shared

I really miss them days (on God)
they aint ever comin back no matter how much I pray (on God)
I got my own money so I eat Chick fil A (on God)
Was usin dining dollars ate that shit every day

Nigga i been goin crazy every time i close my eyes
Every time I go to sleep, nigga see you in my dreams
Yea it sound a bit extreme
but these dreams are memories
a permanent reminder of how it used it be
we were so happy playin games
We aint chase no drugged up high
We aint fuckin with no fame
We was goin to church (on God)
We was puttin in that werk (Work)
went to every single charity
we was helpin helpin niggas out the dirt

ever since you passed I dont do none of that
now i do drugs
just for the fun of it
sent a check
I call it a day
Donate 4k nigga what can they say

(this song was straight from the heart i know it's trash but that's just how i felt)

My Dearly Beloved

I be fightin demons
I'll be meeting Jesus soon


Song FightinDemonsStill {

    define Chorus() 
    {
        Gettin so high cause i'm fightin demons
        Fuckin on these hoes at the  4 seasons
        Gettin so high now i'm seein demons
        got too damn high that I'm meetin Jesus
        x2
    }

    Woke up in the mornin but I feel like dirt
    makin hella bread cause I go beserk (LoZ OoT Adult Link)
    Stay fightin demons cause my heart hurt  (Help - Jinjo)
    to the next bitch cause I skirt skirt

    L O Z call that shit Breath of Wild
    Put th sword back cause I stay a child (LoZ OoT Child Link)
    Fuckin on a bitch think her name Tina
    Now i'm warpin out that bitch with my Ocarina

    Chorus();

    my main bitch always iggin me 
    she always buggin me and killin me
    wont let a nigga play 2k (I would never actually play 2k shits trash)
    when we goin out im droppin 4k

    spin the block make my rounds with my ak
    slit my wrists cause a nigga aint oh kay (Help - Jinjo) (lib)
    they wont care till you're fuckin dead
    ima stay gettin money ima get this bread

    Chorus();

    --- I dont fuckin care
    economy is tankin nigga bull not a bear (echo)
    --- Damn I fell the trap
    bitch is immature stay actin like a brat (echo)

    and nigga still fightin demons (echo)
    I'm a king but im commitin treason (echo)
    Sent my pawn to C4 fianchetto (ehco)
    cause a nigga aint stayin the ghetto (silence for effect)

    Bitches from school sayin hello
    dont wanna talk bitch   tryna stay mello
    Like a mushroom nigga now i'm turnin yellow
    dont go outside betcha yall niggas jello

    Chorus();

}

Still Fightin Demons

This is a project i mixed back in college I am not in this nor do I own the rights

Slow Down Jessica Childress/Telefunken

A classical piece of music, I originally started called 'Crystals' , which was meant to be played at my wedding. I then finished  composing it after she died and renamed it into First Steps Into Heaven

Marked in the sheet music where each section is by Letters

First Steps Into Heaven

[Hook]
Niggas be countin on me
I'm writin they code
i'm chargin a fee
I aint a killer
but I'm on a spree 
Livin my life
as happy can be
  
Get paid a lot
i aint gon quit
chasin this bread
im fuckin yo bitch  
you at the club
wastin yo life
I'm at my desk 
She suckin my dick
[End Hook]

Pull in to work
While yall hoes twerk
Construction outside
They slingin  up dirt

Its on my suit
nigga i'm groot
in the bathroom
I'm cleanin my suit

 Make some greetings 
Lead a meeting
These crackas always forgettin my name
They brought some subs
they were whole grain
Old CEO came in with a cane     

Nigga I'm at always at work
That's why i'm puttin niggas in the dirt
I got no glasses but i'm still a nerd
I'm in a spellin be spellin word

Got dinged at the bee, so took my ass back to job
then ate another lunch for free 
thats one of the few perks that they gave me stock options health dental the whole works

My life is chill as fuck I got extra cash, no lotion thats why I got ash
Hair nappy as fuck I don't really care I know that i look like trash
I'm workin form home I dont show my face I can kill a nigga with no trace
I outspeed a calculator its no race can't you hear see me nigga sayin grace

That's my next mission
on God aint fuck wit church I'm feedin the poor in the kitchen
That's why I cant quit  
Don't matter a nigga feet hurt when everyone eats  thats when im sittin
got my next meal nigga im whippin the pots i aint complainin no bitchin
I aint goin switch but if you a pedo ass bitch fuck ass nigga i'm blickin


[Hook]



I just popped two addies at first light
I just wanted something could feeeeeel
I now code all day until its night
now im hungry cause i missed three meeeeals

QA said my code aint workin right
I messed up hit me in my feels
Fixin bugs cause missed a byte
Keyboard in your hand dont make it real

Code Cole

Take this as you will. 

I ain't postin the lyrics for this one lawyer said not to.

Cap 2020

Intro to the stupid songs meant to be funny

Y'all ever been so damn annoyed,
by these mother d---n vegans talkin all that shit

Last name Fields but i'll smack the shit out a vegan,
beat that nigga so bad with a bat woulda thought I was Negan,
Know he a lil bitch,
gon cry like rick,
got a bad bitch on my arm and she suckin my dick,
shot at the ops cause that hoe isa vegan,
real niggas eat steak if you don't that's treason,
when you see me you know ima shoot i don't need a reason,
don't care if it's Christmas this bullet is the reason for the season,
show up my barbeque with raisins yo ass gettin slapped
damn lil momma hella thicc yo ass gettin clapped,
the fuck you expect? You came to a barbeque,
Oh shit wait... Then again your name is Bartholomew

!vegan

Finals Week CEIT

[Don't actually do these drugs they will kill you this isn't a game] 

Yea Skinny Xander 1
Depression wav 2

1.
Popped some fent and some xylazine, 
Ate a dog that's a sight unseen, (were eating the dogs)
Ate the pussy like a murder scene, 
See my ribs this is Halloween (bitch)

2.
Depression wav gettin on the track, (echo)
Don't do drugs I only smoke crack, (don't do drugs)
Got ya hoe and I'm beatin down her back, (clap clap [sound])
Don't talk to me if all u do cap

1.
Skinny Xander just popped 12 Addys, (I'm lit)
Bitch niggas stay act Hella fratty, (yea dude)
No bbls my bitch got a fatty, (yea she thicc)
Drive byes in a scat named scatty 

2.
3 murders n i ain't did the race, (echo: did the race)
Beat them up then nut in they face, (no Diddy)
12 licks till I'm caught wit a case, (call a lawyer)
 Dismissed that shit called that God's Grace

1.
On a quest cause I'm blowing like a dragon,
On the game I call that redragon,
Link and Zelda op nigga name Ganon
Thicc bitches stay draggin that wagon,

2.
Popped some fent and some xylazine,
Ate a dog that's a sight unseen,
Ate the pussy like a murder scene, 
In her ribs like it's Halloween (bitch)

1.
Walkin through the door and it's lookin like Christmas,
Tats on my face I still got business,
Panty on her lips its lookin like an isthmus,
Slim thicc cause she stay at planet fitness,
Settin records yea I'm all up in that Guinness,
At ya mommas house I don't do forgiveness,
Tryna buy slide through with the quickness,
In asylms cause my mind got the sickness

Xylazine

It's pretty self explanatory. It's a parody of 'All Girls are the same' but true story on God

[intro]
They're stressin my brain,
bosses are the same,

[lyrics]
I admit it another job got me finished,
let me go oh no they didnt,
you're gone now now,
dont come in tomorrow,
you're fired hard truth you gotta swallow,
you ain't good enough here,
wasn't this your biggest fear?
i got medical debt,
guess i'll down another beer,
got put on a pip,
while i was just getting harassed,
they let my boss go when she got back from maternity leave,
now sign this NDA cause you know what it means,
if it gets out we don't want the clients to see,
and they let my nigga go when his wife died,
why the fuck do i try!?
I refuse to sign it!
Cause i dont get it,
what's the secret to corporate i don't get it,
feels like i'm running a race i'm not winnin,
and when i start to win the devil's grinnin,

[prelude]
all jobs are the same,
work us to the grave,

[chorus]
bosses are the same,
they're stressin my brain, (but i need the money)
overworked for days,
work me to the grave, (but i need the money)
bosses are the same,
i crashed out instead, (but i need this money)
i'm better off dead,
I can't take this dread,

10 minutes, HR said it'll take 10 minutes,
sign these forms oh no she didn't,
you're gone now now,
dont come back tomorrow,
you're fired hard truth you gotta swallow,
why are you trippin?
Are you loosing your mind?
Why are you still here?
You're just wasting our time,
it's an at will state,
you can go about your day,
turn in your things,
couldn't give a shit about your fate,

[chorus]
bosses are the same,
bosses are the same,
they're stressin my brain, (fuck this shit)
think i need a change,
before I go insane, (Oh my God!)
now i am insane,
demons in brain, (but i need the money)
Mammon had my gaze,
now I need to pray,
[outro]
(Jesus please... save me... God Please... save...)

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