nerdymotions

my entry for the rapgenius contest that
I didn't have a mic in russia to record,
also i was sick.
i need a producer to make this shit sound good

13 when she started getting hit on by guys
Like ey Mami want a little dick with them fries
Or a martini and Tiffany's, listen and think
Your desperation sure does reek on that drink
What's your name, can we fuck, you while out with your dick
While subconsciously the lady knows she's runnin this shit
Before Wayne had a lollipop up in the club
Say Anything and Brand New taught a schoolkid how to love
It was fucked up, what I learned to do was supplicate
Fixed that for all the bitches who hate when you manipulate
An arms race, charming, yet emotionless and ruthless
Young, dumb, and breaks you down, Cher ain't so Clueless
So stop fawning, start yawning, and hit the floor just to dance
Fuck your hand and avoid the romance
Withhold the dick, supply and demand
Flip the tables and make her beg to get in your pants

Drive Slow

Catch me snorting dandelions
I'm crazy like Amanda Bynes
It's tantalizing watching me
run fingers round your pantyline
It's so surprising
Fuck Verizon
Love horizons
But I'm rising over these haters
Like yeast, I don't know what the time is

Johnny Coward deflowered in the back of a civic
So fat she's poppin the rivets
And copping some dessert
From the donut palace, with a cock in her miz-outh
Tried to ditch her outside, and get the sack out my hiz-ouse

Ho, Do you wanna smoke crack?
Come over and smack your back on my aerobics mat
Uh, And prepare to meet horny me
Now I'm storming your bitches pussy like normandy

Singing I Love You
And you can love me monotonicly, Bore-ney
Eyes locked in the midst of an orgy
We had something, we both felt more
But there's a hole in your heart
You four door whore

Uh, I'm frustrated we dated
but now I'm sated so I'm chewing
days away, masticating
Put it all the way in, and just let it simmer man
You'll never forgive me like I'm George Zimmerman

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Beat thanks to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKeH5k4JMU

Risky Business Freestyle

I have a fever and shit and need to heal up like wolverine for tomorrow.
Been watching battle raps.

I'm a little feverish
uh, sightly delirious
Phone dropping the chopper noise
Next to where the speaker sits
And I can barely speak or spit
Still fuck with that reefer kid
Chiefin it, eating it
not wanting to give a shit

Roll up to the police station
Peep the cops face when a hot alien waif
tells him she raped a dude
Surfing pictures of the bottom half of keyboards
Zoomed in on the middle
Saying damn dude, space is huge

Probably, I'll be found dead in my apartment
How do you eat when you lack little white cartons?
Round up a cavewoman, stomp her out with doc martens
Screaming bitch make me dinner like a little white cartman
And she's too old to get her face put on milk cartons
Baby by the milk man, fuck no, abortion
Please can I keep it, ho quit your talkin
Only carriage she rocks is off a cliff: Clara Barton

Literally Sick

emo manic whodis take note

is our chemistry fizzling? are you getting distant?
because i feel like this relationship is getting like prison
im giving - everything that i possibly could or can
im trying to show you that i love you that i am a good man
the bestest ever - everytime that i lock it down and endeavor
to demonstrate that i make the mate that you want up in your corner
it seems you wanna make it harder every step of the way
say you just needing a bite but then you take the buffet

no longer reach for my hand im always fishing for yours
whenever youre fishing for compliments i will find you the words
still got these bees and the birds wrapped all up deep in your curves
butterflies up in my tummy dumbly put a crease in my nerves
but it occurs to me that i do none of the same
to the vision that you have of me and i think im to blame
so i turn up the flame double down and maintain
because as long as one of us is loving its all in the game


everything you need
i give you but dont receive back and
now im in the breeze
in the wind another victim of
the
one way love


i got this - cup - filled to the top with emotional potion
and every time you take a sip i notice something is broken
i cant help but notice that your focus is off
you stay a million miles away after ive broken you off
cant - put my finger on it - but somethings amiss
the way that you used to clutch my shoulders when i went in for a kiss
the way that you ran your fingers through my hair like a comb
and the way that youd sing my name when you would answer the phone

i feel alone - i cant ignore anymore
and ive confirmed my suspicions but every day im still wishing
that this phase will just pass and its back to the fast love
ignite that old school passion that we had in the past, love
but thats love - sometimes you give and you take
sometimes you bending over backwards so much that you break
i cant - be the only one forgiving mistakes
cause id rather have you give me nothing than something this fake

everything you need
i give you but dont receive back and
now im in the breeze
in the wind another victim of
the
one way love

ytcracker - one way love (cut v2)

p.s. i don't advocate abstinence in any way i'll just rap like i do so girls think i am a gentleman

like "one way love", this song is another lovey dovey nerdymotions nerd emotions song about another one of my friend's situations in the first person

when i say "this was back in 1999 so i mapquest" that line isn't really true i just really wanted to say that

also the story of me courting my ex wife or current flame is infinitely less cool and you've heard most of that already

i just want to be a poet of the internet and report on other peoples' lives in the first person thank you good night

lyrics:
like most things in my life - i met her on the internet
i was still finding myself not quite centered yet
nerd in a sweater get ladies on the regulet
better yet - she aint know my game or the yella vette
i just a teen with the hormones raging
she a pretty girl seemed prime for the occasion
hit her with the request chat at her behest
bout her favorite color and how i am the leetest

all the sudden saw my nights turn sleepless
late night instant messaging trading secrets
talking bout the feelings in the past we mightve repressed
bout our families and dreams dislikes and what we detest
tired in the morning and my boy is asking "why you yawning?"
dont wanna tell him i was dreaming all night
with a girl from the internet hinging on her pink font
moment she emoted i knew she was everything i want

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

learned a couple sweet tricks twisted a balloon
in the shape of a heart took a picture in my room
made her laugh - she sent me a picture in a santa hat
told her i would see her for the holidays and handle that
she let out a little giggle told me she was shy
but she sure would like to meet me i seemed like a nice enough guy
asked "would you be nervous - if you met up with my friends?
at a basketball game at my school?"

"that depends - are your buddies cool with a dirty nerdy
dropout breaking all the rules?" (hell yea)
so i got her address got up off the mattress
this was back in 1999 so i mapquest
printed out directions marked up all the exits
went up to the jewelry store and bought her up a necklace
told her i would see her and i hope her expectation
met reality as soon i as stepped out my whip and gazed in to her eyes

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal

well it did - and she was all i hoped for 
made me feel all full of warm and fuzzies like a coat store
so i wrote more - every time i was away from her i felt i moped more
so i had to cope more
burning gas racking up the mileage every meeting
just to put a little sweet in after school and on the weekend
holding hands going HAM at the movies and the pink shop
take her up to party city buy her up a ring pop

she a little innocent parents old fashioned
i wont jump the gun on a night of rushed passion
got the world in a kiss solar system in a stare
and a galaxy of feelings swirling in the air
two of us a pair in twitterpation
and its only getting better every second that were waiting
no debating going on gonna take this girl to prom
and i can do the rest later paris or milan

yea i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal
i know were a long long way from home plate
and i cant stop thinking bout the way that she make me feel
but no matter how long this girl make me wait
it dont matter cause she got that second base appeal


i don't know if this is a single or an album release or something i just recorded it because i think the two of them are sweet and young and amazing

nerdymotions

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