Good morning! Good evening! It's the inaugural episode of aphroisms! This week Madi and I do each other's birth charts, get excited about Paris Hilton's new doco, finally catch up on Selling Sunset, and basically share our love of trashy (brilliant) reality TV. Join us. It's fun here.

E01: Good morning! Good evening!

This week I am joined by my very good friend Huna! I delve deep into her birth chart, and we finally get to catch up on all things Housewives. Huna brings an incredible conspiracy theory to the table about Real Housewives of Potomac, and we share our irrational undying love for now ex-housewife Dorinda (who Huna shares a birthday with).

E02: We Made It NICE

Madi is back! This week we check in with our horoscopes/lives, queer dating as butch/femmes, my best friend who is neighbours with Charlize Theron, celesbians who don't know they're lesbians yet, breaking down the This Is Paris documentary, and finally - we revisit RHOBH: The Dinner Party From Hell.