An Anthem for the Angsty Programmer and CS Student

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If "Single Ladies" was sung by women participating in a male optimized run of the Stable marriage algorithm, it might go a little something like this...

Lyrics:
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies (all the single ladies)
All the single ladies, now put your hands up

We got stable marriage, there aint no pumpkin carriage
this is no fairy tale ending
If it's male optimized
it's like you're some prize
They could care less what you think

You may want him,
but he wants she
Your choices get no attention
it's not too fun
but it's how the algorithm is run
it's stable but it ain't happy

'cause if they like it then they're gonna put a ring on it
if they like it then they're gonna put a ring on it
leave him on a string if you don't want to hit it
'cause if they like it then they're gonna put a ring on it
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

ARANY UTHAYAKUMAR