On Halloween night, Kevin and Dougie visit the scary house of Miss Clove, known to everyone as "the witch". Miss Clove gives the kids an ugly, twisted claw and claims it will grant the boys' wishes. They soon get more than they bargained for.

Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Leah Dubie, Danforth France, and Dave Steffey ("Sports Abuse") and "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" cast member (from this episode!!!) Noah Plener.

EPISODE 4: "THE TALE OF THE TWISTED CLAW"

Amanda visits her cousin Beth for the summer and is subjected to an initiation: she must spend the night in a haunted house. After seeing "help me" written on the walls of the house, Amanda abd Beth find a mirror and a little girl who is trapped there.

Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Katie Compa, Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey ("Sports Abuse").

EPISODE 3: "THE TALE OF THE LONELY GHOST"

Accepting a dare, Josh enters a haunted house at an amusement park and steals the nose off Zeebo The Clown. Zeebo's ghost follows Josh home and demands the nose back.

Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Sharon Spell ("The Big Shrink"), Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey ("Sports Abuse").

EPISODE 2: "THE TALE OF LAUGHING IN THE DARK"

Two brothers get lost in the woods and arrive at Dr. Vink's cabin for help. Dr. Vink promises to help them only if they are able to solve his riddle. When the boys can't, he sends them out to the dark forest where they are picked up by the phantom cab.

Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Katie Compa, Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey ("Sports Abuse" podcast).

EPISODE 1: "THE TALE OF THE PHANTOM CAB"

Comedian Lane Moore (The Onion, VH1) invites comedians, writers, and performers from The Onion, "The Colbert Report", VH1, MTV, and even former cast members themselves to join in mocking the 1990′s Nickelodeon TV show "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" in the form of a podcast. Listeners can then sync up the running commentary track with each episode. It is the greatest.

If you have access to DVDs of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?", just simply play the episodes you’d like to watch that correspond with the episodes of the "Are You Afraid Of The Snark?" podcast off those discs. If you have access to an Amazon Prime account, you can easily stream the series for free and you hardly have to move. If you don’t have access to either the DVDs or Amazon Prime, there are other means of watching the show, though they are ones we can not legally nor explicitly recommend. (But come on, you’re resourceful people.)

The descriptions of episodes of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?" are courtesy of Amazon.com.

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