Bet you didn't see this one coming...

Cast:
Target: Supercoolguyjoe
Walmart: Justin Buckner
K-Mart: Nathan Provost
GameStop: RLYoshi
Toys R' Us: LazySundayPaper
Sam's Club: A good friend 
Walgreen's: MCGamingFTW
Kroger: WoodenHornets
Costco: HarryPotter2875
Mall: Mat4yo



EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
WALMART
VERSUS
TARGET
BEGIN

Target Employee:
I expected more from your shitty corporation
But I payed less, you have no high expectations
Always low prices? Bullshit, you know that's a lie
when you sell a pillow for the price of a golden chained tie
Wipe off that smiley face like you did with the retro star
Your deli reeks of a homeless boy who just came out of the bar
Get ready, Wal-Mart, I'm gonna stomp you into a flea market
I'll pull out my bow, because you are my next Target

Wal-Mart Employee:
Talk about pay less when your economy is high
Saying "Here pay 500 bucks for this cherry apple pie!"
You sell expired food, and you're calling me a fraud?
I'm the true superstore, scrap that, supergod
Save money and live better when I kick your ass, I'm lovin' it
Serving you frying rhymes with a Big Mac
I've got prices that go down lower than your mother
I expected more from you, stay on target, you bugger

K-mart Employee:
Attention, Kmart shoppers, we got a special offer, homie
The ass-kicking of Target and Wal-Mart for half price, limited time only
My cold rhymes will surely make you ship your pants
With these big gas savings, you'll be left in a trance
I got a gas station, a car wash, and a café!
This shit ain't about the price tags, yeah, listen to Jessie J
Discount your lines from this battle, Kmart's the one who'll win,
My raps are true bargains, yours just belong in the bin

GameStop Employee:
GameStop it already, you so-called corporations
Before I Bioshock you, Super Smash you like a PlayStation
You think you're superior enough to make everything you sell overpriced?
Have a five-dollar coupon and a Wii Points Card; buy yourself a life
My shops are all over the world with all sorts of awesome names
Micromania, MovieStop, Babbage's, EB Games
I've got an Impulse to tell you all that I'm the greatest retailer
So prepare to get crushed when I bring power to the players

Toys R' Us Employee:
KKKKKKK, yeah, shut the heck up and park it
Go back to your clan, and step out of the black market
I only have to open up my doors and the children come flooding in,
You break, you buy, so you better get on your ass, and start cleaning
You close your shop at 11 to have a break, I'm open all night,
 The only time I'd be a customer is to tell you I'm always right
I may be Toys R Us, but this battle belongs to me!
Screw Target and the 'marts, I make little kids happy!

Sam's Club Employee:
You can call me Sam's Club, bitch, I got the ultimate deals
Crushing you puny punks with my bulk, leave you in rubble, for reals
I'll put your ass on blast, you two marts and shit, selling everything on clearance just to market it
I'll start a fit with wits, so let me target this, you motherfuckers should know never to come at this
And GameStop, get real, what's with your shitty ass trades?
I'm attracting buying customers, leave all your stores deserted for days
And what's your giraffe ass gonna do? Splash me with a water gun?
You're just a Toys R' Us Bitch, insert pedophile pun

Walgreen's Employee:
Alright motherfuckers, welcome to Walgreen's
I'm the dopest pharmacy store, that you've done ever seen
I have a hell load of customers, but enough time to fuck you up.
I'll diss every aspect of you, from Wal-Fart to Gay-Stop
What would you guys be without me? Just one pile of shit
My service is twenty times faster, just go on and live with it
We bring pills, ointments and plasters in all kinds of colors
I'll bury you all alive with this shovel, only twenty-five dollars


Kroger Employee:
You cheesy crappy supermarkets ain't seen nothing yet
I've got better products than all of you, we don't even need to bet
What the hell is a Sam's Club? Man, just merge yourself with BJ's
You faggots, you literally proved that stores can be gays
You think you can outnumber me? Ha, you're really out of luck
If you're not satisfied with the product, I don't give a fuck
Toys R Us likes little kids? Huh, what a perv
This final line is like my checkout, cause you just got served

Costco Employee:
Clear your shelves, I'll shut you down, I'll be the number one retailer
 I'd say the same for you, but you're all just failures
These rhymes are just a sample of what I can do to you
I'll cream you punks and turn you into quality food
We're VIP, only the best deserve to enter
You drain the souls of all your shoppers just like a Dementor
You can't win, it's impossible; I'm afraid you've lost yo
So drop like my prices and bow down to Costco

Mall Security:
The greatest supermarket coming in, who you gonna call?
If you think you won't fall, then suck this mall's balls
I've been around for ages, yet you call yourself history?
When I was built, all you faggots wanted to come inside of me
Where else can you get a video game and a meal?
A mall is filled with everything, it's pretty much the best deal and
Without me, you guys would all have nowhere to live,
SO be thankful, otherwise I've got no K's to give
Wal-Mart, I got Paul Blart, Target, you're not God.
You aren't o-K-mart and GameStop's just got COD
Step into my food court, you won't be acquitted
Cause you're Walgreen of jealousy, fellas, you're all bitches just admit it
Isn't it a gimmick when you're pinning down the king
You're just little prick thrift shops, who think you can win it
Well it's time to lock up for the night, your shift's done
I've put you all out of business, and there are no refunds

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Walmart vs Target. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 30.

Light_IWNL as Victor
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by Alen & ColeTheCole
Thumbnail by Alen
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Light_IWNL

(Intro)

Victor: WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Victor: I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

(0:06)
FAC RAP BATTLES
VICTOR
VERSUS
MUSCLE MAN
BEGIN!

(0:10) Victor:
Hey, Mitch. I’ve got a claim. You can tell me if it’s crazy.
I’ve a suspicion you’re an obese, lazy, fucking slacker baby.
This dumb, disgusting green fuck clearly doesn't belong;
You better leave. You'll sink the Tugboat if you're stayin' for too long.
I’ll break down your kart and give you a few gas leaks, 
My raps’ll heat you harder than the burns on your ass cheeks.
You can either take a punch or one of these verbal bombs.
I’ll be fucking you up harder than the trauma from Uncle John.

(0:31) Muscle Man:
I’m not fat, bro! Move elsewhere and shut the fuck up!
Don’t need to lift iron to crush every fish at the Thug Tug!
Honestly, your words couldn’t cut me if they tried,
I’ll have you floating up, maybe you could battle against Fives!
Leave you fried; serve your ass like a shift at the snack shack
If I wanted intimidation, I’d go to the forest for a lapse back
This your second fight? I think you should feel grateful, bro!
You’re appearing here more than you’ve appeared in your own show!

(0:53) Victor:
All you’ve here done is flex despite lacking the components.
Like, all it takes to leave this fat ass shaking is a donut.
You call yourself a prankster? You’re real far from the sickest.
This stupid fuck got trolled by a basic lottery ticket.
Oh, so you’re so strong? You sure lack the mental power.
I’ll leave this daddy-issued bitch crying again in the shower.
This dumb ass bombed at improv; get the mic out of your palms,
You know who else packs a fat, bomb ass? YOUR MOM!

(Victor punches muscle man in the stomach)

(OOUGGHH!!!!)
Muscle Man:
(Cough cough) .. Heh.. Nice try bro..
The best prank ever, ‘cause I totes deflected your blow, bro..
‘Cause when comin’ to fights, you should know I’m no slouch,
You’re sucking even more than I suck from my gravy pouch!
And that shit was so weak, like, do you even lift, bro?
I’ve felt rougher hits bangin’ to a Fist Pump gig, bro!
Throw this wack shit in the crash pit; acting tough? You ain’t worth shit
Beat Victor’s stupid ass; guess what? IT WAS WORTH IT!!

alen note: i'm so sorry this is the dumbest fucking shit we've made
i promise we're working on actual battles too

Victor vs. Muscle Man. Rap Battle #5

Angry Chef vs Angry Judge

Nathan Provost as Gordon Ramsay
VideoGameRapBattles as Simon Cowell

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
GORDON RAMSAY!
VERSUS!
SIMON COWELL!
BEGIN!

Simon Cowell:
Time to spit rhymes so fiery, you'll be letting out a howl
Cause this pissy chef is about to get some one-on-one time with Simon Cowell!
You can't cook shit, even if it's literally a big steaming pile of turds
You're from Shakespeare's hometown, but you're terrible with words!
I'm rich and influential, you can't buy me, calm your racket
Why are you yelling at chefs when you couldn't even win a black jacket?
I fucking hate you and all your shows because it's just an act, your
Rhymes suck, but I got what it takes, I guess you could say I have the X Factor!

Gordon Ramsay:
JP, open Hell's Kitchen, it's time to smash in this asshole's jaw
What the fuck are you doing, Syco? Your rhymes are fucking raw!
Oh, I've seen your shows, you're not a judge, you're a first-class whiner
Get your act together, dick-face, this isn't a fucking fast food diner!
I've written tons of books and been on shit-tons of shows
Red or black? Pfft, it's not like I'd expect you to fucking know
You married a make-up artist? What the fuck is wrong with your face?
Evidently, Britain's got talent, just not in your case!

Simon Cowell:
What in the bloody hell was that? That was dreadful, my god!
Not to mention you go apeshit over one raw piece of cod!
I don't mean to be rude, but your rhymes are utter trash
Calm your ass, you don't need to yell 24/7, you'll still earn cash
Shut up, Whore-don Ramsay, and for God's sake, quit your bitchin'
Quit trying to rap, just grab a tampon and get back to the kitchen!
Your restaurants don't have such great reviews, uh-oh
And your raps are just so damn awful, even Paula would say no!

Gordon Ramsay:
Me, awful? You can't even tell if someone can't sing
If I can fall off a cliff and live, your rhymes won't do a fucking thing
By the end, you'll be ill, no Divo, understood?
Go back to banging fat Susan with your little piece of wood
You say you're better than me but I must make a correction
How can anyone speak positively of you? You created One Direction!
Now that you have been defeated by the one and only Gordon Ramsay
PISS OFF, GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU'RE DONE, OKAY?

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 33.

American Explorers Lewis and Clark battle American Idiots Beavis and Butthead.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
VERSUS
LEWIS AND CLARK
BEGIN

Meriwether Lewis:
Ah, Clark, we'll have to take a break on this expedition
There are two foolish bufoons here that we must start dissing
They have an unbelievable use of hair product in store
No more prattle, In this battle, they'll be begging for more

William Clark:
Lewis, this will be a joyous halt to our search
Beating these two teens, who are worth nothing on this Earth
It's clear to me, with their unintelligence, they've been abused
With perverted toilet jokes, they both seem to get quite amused

Butt-head:
Hey Beavis...uh...let's kick these buttmunches’ asses
Your story sucks more than Mr. Van Driessen’s classes
To Mr. Meriwether Lewis, yeah I thought you ought to know
How about I snatch Sacajawea and shove my finger up her bunghole?

Beavis:
Butthead..like, what the hell are these ass goblins doing here?
Jewpiss and Shart? Heh, they sound like queers
You dillwads don't even have a reason to gloat
Just leave this battle and go back to your bug infested boat

Meriwether Lewis:
One, Two, Three Mississippi, times diminishing
They don't realize Lewis and Clark aren't close to finishing

William Clark:
Butt-Head and Beavis, just leave us, or lyrical pounds will get you down
You can't hurt us, You got no adult supervision around

Meriwether Lewis:
These wannabe big deals got no sex appeal and will surely squeel
We're the ones who did America! You're not even real

William Clark:
Go back to school, it's clear we rule and we're gonna leave you hurt
Hell, the only person that likes you is that fat kid Stuart


Butt-head:
Uh, you guys are homo, like, you'll never have sex
Uhuhuhuhuh, I said sex, you guys are just wrecks

Beavis:
You turdburglars SUCK! We can't even bare ya
You're more annoying than that butt munch girl, Daria

Butt-head:
All you do is have sex with an Indian bungwipe
While me and Beavis Did America! Hell yeah, damn right.

Beavis:
My name is Beaviszilla, because I’m gonna rip you in half
Your rhymes make me cry worse than that onion crap


Meriwether Lewis:
You two are the ugliest creatures we've ever seen

William Clark:
How dumb can you be? You dressed as yourselves for Halloween!

Meriwether Lewis:
Clean clothes and IQ is something you certainly lack

William Clark:
Your faces are so ugly, you gave your principal a heart attack!

Meriwether Lewis:
My name is Meriwether Lewis

William Clark:
And my name is William Clark
At least I could get a wife, Mrs. Julia Hancock

*beat stops*

*incessant giggling*

Butthead:
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, you said cock

William Clark:
Oh, shut up

Beavis:
Hey, fartknockers, we broke TV ratings, but who's countin'

Butthead:
I bet you let Nine Young Men ride your Rocky Mountains
We’re the kings of MTV, so it’s best that you just hush
Now just see what happens when Beavis gets a sugar rush

Beavis:
OH I'm about to get hyper! I think I'm gonna transform
To the great almighty Cornholio! We’re gonna score!

Cornholio:
Straight from Lake Titicaca, with this shirt over my head
These rhymes shoot out harder than bullets made of lead
I'm the Great Cornholio, why don't you rap to that!
You two Dora the Explorers don't know jack
You're bungholes, I'm the greatest, that's a fact
Shove this TP up your ass, heh heh, ass

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

Beavis and Butthead vs Lewis and Clark. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 41.

Goku Vs Superman.  Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 3.

Little Airplane’s Verse-

Little Airplane is the best for nickelodeon
Don’t step to his Little girl if you wanna tussle all of em
Your a little men in a white background
You will never be like if your we’re push around
You’ve work with a 2 companies including fox and cbs
When you stand there saying good night i get depressed
You won’t be coming back I’m popular then you
So tell me Hanley what are you gonna do?


Hanley’s Verse-
Mr. Hanley Here about to beat this little girl
You’ve been around for 24 years that makes me hurl
You give ari nightmares your his fever dream
You have 2 companies as Nickjr & BBC
You will not be coming back i am taking this crown
After this battle. I’m shutting you down
I’m taking a break beating you wasn’t bright
It’s the end of this rap battle folks Good-night!

Little Airplane Productions Vs Hanley Productions - Stupid Rap Battles

I decided to try something new by playing both characters. Enjoy!

Chao as Yoshi and Kirby 
Written by Chao 
Beat by Kustom
Thumbnail by Jade

Yoshi: 
Here comes the household name that every 90s kid knows 
Your Mass attack had no Effect, so you better Touch and Go!
Tryna swallow your original? You better be sorry!
You look like one of the things that I would shoot in a Safari!
The mascot of 90s gaming against a piece of candy 
I went from puzzles to shooters, while your ratings got scanty 
You’re harming harmless creatures in an psycho’s dreamland 
It makes it worse that you look like you came from Disneyland
You wanna go for a fight? Or will you stay behind the Mic?
I’m an attacker on both, you’re all sex moan and no bite!
Feel my Melee, once you’re weakened and nerfed to dust 
I rate this sweet sweet meal three stars, Triple Deluxe! 

Kirby:
You’re only an extra jump, I have enough of them already 
Knock me off with Wooly World, and I’ll spread gems like confetti 
Feel the Mass Effect from Avalanche to stop your flutter Air Ride 
I jump high in sky, while you can’t even fly!
While I can make golf fun, New Island bores you to death 
The same routine over again, graphics were better on the SNES 
With that game you were rushing, No Man’s Sky had less bluffing 
Beaten a Squeak Squad before, so your fanbase is nothing 
Even your down+B tries be the rock hard puffball 
Try to ground pound me, and all you’ll do is slip and fall!
I’m expandable! You’re expendable! To genres that seem worthy
Looks like my Canvas Curse has left Yoshi Topsy Turvy!

Yoshi vs Kirby - Rap Battle

After months of work and hours of dedication, my new series Animation vs Anything is finally starting. Thanks to everyone who helped out!

Eric the Audible as Gumball
Eddie's Rap Channel as Darwin

SkeepTieel as Calvin
Seth W. as Hobbes

Calvin and Hobbes (0:20):
 
I’m not whistling Dixie when I say my intro’s decent
Cure your permanent Joy virus with the real world’s treatment
If you’re terrified of Tina, you can’t fight Calvinosaurus
It’s a pro Cub Scout against two dolts lost in the forest
I’ve got the eye of a tiger - and the maw of a disser
Used to fire deadly shots like a Spaceman Spiffer
G.R.O.S.S won’t accept a crossdressing androgynous imbecile
Tackle and knock you old Ni-cold for your Spittle’s principle
Tickled Pinky Malinky and now your fame just eludes me
You’re against Copycats, but you’re two replicas of Susie?
With your stale style, Gumball, don’t bite off more than you can chew
I’m sure with your verses this battle will be called HIP FLOP 2!
 
Gumball and Darwin (0:48):
 
Uh… Who are you again? Seriously, I can’t tell a bit
Let’s use their Time Machine to go back to when they were still relevant
On the track, i’ve got bite - an Alligator on the Train
You better stuff it! Thought you’d win? Were you imagining again?
I Dodge and Dare you to bite the Bullet that i’ve been Tracing
Can’t handle flow - you hate bathing! My World and rhymes are Amazing!
People find your jokes hi-Larry-ous, but I find it nefarious
A schizophrenic terror kid who’s tiger is his therapist
You better call up Tobias to be your friend
Because your only other one appears to be out for your head
Use your Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron or give us the Writers Block
But your wounds from the Cretinizer? Quite visible when you talk
 
Calvin and Hobbes (1:16):
 
Heh, he got you there. Shut up, Hobbes, don’t you hiss at me
I can invent rhymes so sweet they call me Calvin, Boy of Diss-tiny
But i’m thinking outside the cardboard box in order to wage War on
They should change Zach’s legal name to “Elmoron”
I won’t make a Hobbes Creek, you’ve got no sign that my flow’s tough
This is the second rap you spat proving that you need to grow up
You got de-Moe-lished on the mic! Your verses left this tiger snoring
I’m tired of spitting lyrics now. Let’s go exploring!
 
Gumball and Darwin (1:34):
 
What the what? That’s Richard. You need to Ketchup with your Raps
This slow Tiger’s queries would flow better in Trap!
When we Complete Calvin and Hobbes, these two Simians won’t be Missed
An Un-Responsible kid and his jaw dropping comic stripped
The only Bombs you can drop are Chocolate Frosted Sugar
Your series couldn’t Carrie it’s weight and now Bill’s a pencil pusher
And you’re pushing Daisies like Anais - no longer in the paper
Washed up by our Watterson flow! Now you’ve met your maker!

Written by Eddie
Mixed by SkeepTieel
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Enticing Mice

Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

PUFF-PUFF 
VS
STEVE SMITH

BEGIN!

Puff-Puff:
Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can
be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot.
You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears
After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer.
Good morning U.S.A.? Bitch, I live on Jupiter.
Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes  you look stupider.
I Fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalking Your Mom
You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song.

Steve Smith:
I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells.
I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, make your life a living Hell.
You're not my Favorite Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson.
You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars man.
Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass.
I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast.
Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick
You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended.

Puff-Puff:
You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone
You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone.
Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back.
But the Bitch got a penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh.

Steve Smith:
Puff-Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie
My raps will TAKE OVER THE WORLD, so go ahead and die.
Nobody likes your shit, you lasted forty three songs
Sorry Puff-puff...your band, it didn't last long.


WHO WON 

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Puff Puff vs Steve Smith. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 4.

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
JACK THE RIPPER!
VERSUS!
JEFF THE KILLER!
BEGIN!

Jack the Ripper
Dear Jeff, I keep on hearing that you think you can beat me
You're just a kid; I'm the greatest killer in all of history
I have laughed when you talk about putting me to rest
I'd mutilate you, but I've only killed people who've had sex!
Oh! Do you feel that burn, like vodka and bleach?
Now I'll let you join your family among the tortured and deceased
Break your Elizabeth stride when I snap your legs in half
Followed by your arms; it's a Double Event of my wrath!

Jeff the Killer
(evil giggle) You lied to me
You told me that you'd win, but unblinking I see
That you only killed five back in 1888
So it's time for Leather Apron to meet my lovely leather face!
Nobody knows who you are, can't even decide on a name
But who am I? I'm some guy achieving Internet fame
You won't be writing letters anymore once I'm released
I'll turn the R-I-P in Ripper into Rest In Peace!

Jack the Ripper
You're a Joker ripoff, right down to the smile
Went insane and left in flames on the bathroom floor tile
Nobody ever caught me; you're all bark and no bite
A creepypasta pedo hunting kids throughout the night!
While you're busy getting children, I'm sticking my blade in women
I'll drink your blood like ginger beer before it has time to thicken
They call me Saucy Jacky, I'm sure to be the winner
So good luck defeating me; yours truly, Jack the Ripper!

Jeff the Killer
You're one to talk about ripoffs; you've spawned millions
And yet nobody could prove that you even exist
You're a hoax; a British media publicity stunt
Your knife's so nice and sharp, but I'll be cruel and blunt!
Want to come to a party? It'll be so fun
Whether at the bus stop or backyard, I'll have this battle won
I'm the white hoodie From Hell, here to make you weep
Now lie back, relax...and go to sleep...

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

Jack the Ripper vs Jeff the Killer. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 12

Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
TOM SAWYER 
VS
HUCKLEBERRY FINN
BEGIN!

Huckleberry Finn:
it's time to settle this once and for all,
Which one of the Twain boys will rise and fall
Hold on Boy Im from the land of missouri
Out rap you so hard You'll be running in a fury
Its A Damn Shame You Gotta Handle A Jury
I'm a hero! A prodigy from southern USA! 
So you might as well shut the heck up, I will win anyway!
Sail Away On your little boat.. BOMB BOY AYE
 
Tom Sawyer:
Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?
Are you gonna fake your own death just to coward out again?
While I am sleeping on my bed like a normal functional kid,
I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, You dumb shit!
There's no need for me to rap, is that whatcha meant?
You're the one that should shut up, your book got banned because of your accent!
Yo my name is Tom Sawyer, i got mean mean pride,
You never got laid, i already have a bride!

Huckleberry Finn:
Steppin' up to me? Compared to you, I'm a saint!
So much confidence, one could say Im goin' hard in the paint!
CUM on you little faggle
 Come and eat my big apples
Im livin the the tough life thats whats happnin
I guess you can call me Aladdin 
"And as Tom is standing in front of that unpainted fence,
he starts to realize he's nothing but a failure without parents"
Its Like Batman With No inheritance 


Tom Sawyer:
Are ya complaining 'bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?
I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River!?
I've got Becky by my side, when was the last time you was in a love duet?
The only friend you've got 's a middle-aged black runaway slave!
The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting as you can tell
And I'm not kidding around Finn, I can make people rap for me as well
Your father always beats you because he was the town drunk
This battle's over now, AND I DON'T GIVE A HUCK

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC PIC PIC PIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!

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