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🎤 Terrible Rap Battles of Fiction!
Slenderman
vs.
Paddington Bear

Begin!
[Slenderman:]
I’m the faceless freak in your deepest fears,
Stretchin’ limbs like your nightmares stretch for years!
I stalk forests, towers, screens, and dreams,
You? You’re just a talking plush with marmalade schemes.

Don’t test the Slender—I'll end this myth,
Send you back to Peru in a Paddington Myth!
Your movies are cute, but this battle’s insane—
You're softer than your coat in a London rain.

[Paddington:]
Oh dear, how rude! But I’ll try to stay polite,
Even when your fashion’s just wrong in the night.
You’ve got no face, no grace, no proper attire—
You’re the reason children cry, not aspire!

You loiter in woods—such dreadful behavior,
I write thank-you notes to every neighbor!
Your whole legacy’s built on low-res frights,
While I sell books, lunchboxes, and movie rights!

[Slenderman:]
Your kindness is fake, like a tea-time show,
I bring the dread, while you sip cocoa.
You wear a hat like a lost tourist chap—
I haunt the net—you're just a nap.

You live with humans, how quaint and bland,
I make folks vanish with a twitch of a hand.
Your whole steeze screams soft and slow,
I'm viral horror—you're a PBS show.

[Paddington:]
I may be polite, but I pack a punch,
I’ll serve you defeat with a polite lunch.
You’re all style—well, lack of face—
While I solve crimes with wholesome grace.

So take your creepypasta back to the shelf,
And maybe try finding your sense of self.
I’m Paddington Bear, and I do things right—
Now excuse me, Slendy—good day and good night!

🎤 Who won?
🎤 Who’s next?
🎤 You decide!

Slenderman vs Paddington - Terrible Rap Battles

Terrible Rap Battles of Animation!
James the Cat
VS
Gumball Watterson
BEGIN!

🎩 James the Cat:
I'm the feline who reigns from the garden so grand,
With a dapper little bowtie and a gentleman's stand.
You're just a scribble from the mind of a sugar-rushed brat,
I’ve faced hedgehogs, foxes — you’re a blue blob in a hat!

I stroll with class, you're chaos in a shoe,
Your show’s a meme museum — I'm British through and through.
So sit down, Gumball, stop acting all dramatic,
Your rhymes are like your morals — erratic and static.

🐾 Gumball Watterson:
Oh hey, it’s James! The forgotten garden bore,
Your show’s more outdated than a rotary store.
I’m wild, I’m weird, and I break the fourth wall,
You’re the kind of cat they literally don’t recall.

You walk in circles, I run the town,
I’m viral, I'm meme’d — you’re just a noun.
I’ve got Tina, Banana Joe, and Darwin to flex,
You’ve got... a tortoise? Man, what’s next?

🎩 James the Cat:
Respect your elders, lad, I paved the TV scene,
When I was on-air, your dad was still pre-teen.
My rhymes are like sherry — smooth, aged, and slick,
Yours sound like they came from a knockoff Netflix script.

You're the poster child of random with zero finesse,
I'm the royal house cat, you're a Cartoon Network mess.
So run back to Elmore, take your tantrums and go,
Before I turn your wacky world into a very British no.

🐾 Gumball Watterson:
You think you’re refined with your monocle game?
You're just a cat who moved in and never earned the fame.
I’ve battled life, love, and banana peels too,
You battled... uh... postman? And a kangaroo?

My show’s got depth, yours is a filler parade,
Your plotlines were napping while mine went full arcade.
So take your teacup, retire, and nap on the mat —
This battle's been won, and I’m The Amazing Cat.

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES… OF ANIMATION!

James The Cat vs Gumball Watterson - Terrible Rap Battles

🎤 [Intro – Announcer (distorted voice)]
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES... OF THE INTERNET!!!
MLG!!!
vs
YOUTUBE POOOOOOP!!!
BEGIN!!!

🎮 [MLG]
Yo it's MLG, scope in, no miss,
Quickscope your vids into a black hole abyss.
Dew in my hand, Doritos on the side,
My montage so dank, make your source code cry.
360 no-scope, I'm elite with the memes,
While you’re stuck glitching in low-quality dreams.
MLG horn blast when I drop this beat,
While your poops get flushed, obsolete and weak!


📼 [YouTube Poop]
SPAAAGHETTI!
I remix kings and I glitch your game,
Your clips are stale like a TF2 name.
Pingas! I warp time, space, and lore,
Your montage got sniped by my CD-i store.
Mama Luigi said it best, you’re a joke,
I fried your montage with a King Harkinian poke.
Sentence mixing so bad it’s divine,
Even Dr. Rabbit says, “This rap ain’t fine!”


🎮 [MLG]
I’m sponsored by memes you can’t understand,
While you're remixing toilets with a stolen hand.
Sniper elite, I don't play with trash,
You're editing Shrek? I'm making cash.
Optic vision, headshot precision,
Your poop is a crime, like television.

📼 [YouTube Poop]
I make masterpieces with a Windows Movie glitch,
Your edits are basic, mine scratch the itch.
I’m the OG meme chef, poop soup to serve,
Your MLG clan? Straight off the curve.
SNOOP DOGG DANCING ON A LASER SHARK!
My poop’s a Picasso, your scope’s in the dark.

🎤 [Announcer]
WHO WON?!
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES… OF THE INTERNET!!!

MLG vs Youtube Poop - Terrible Rap Battles

🎤 EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TERRIBLENESS!
NOGGIN!
VERSUS!
JERSEY CITY B.E.S.T. PROGRAM!
BEGIN!

🎩 NOGGIN:
I’m the brain behind the screen, got kids feelin’ smart,
From Moose and Zee to Blue’s Clues, I'm a work of art!
Droppin’ shapes, colors, letters, I taught ‘em all,
You try to teach respect, but your program might fall!

Remember Face? He was the GOAT, no lie,
While your classrooms got kids asking “Can I go bye-bye?”
I had preschoolers countin’, while vibin’ to beats,
You got detention slips and suspicious school eats!

🎓 JERSEY CITY B.E.S.T.:
Yo, step aside, cable clone, I’m runnin’ the game,
I turn chaos into scholars, discipline’s my name!
You're stuck in 2003 with your puppet parade,
I run afterschool programs that make real grades.

We got SEL, STEM, and behavioral control,
You got a talking moose and a weird yellow pole!
We’re grant-funded, real world, boots on the floor,
Your brain’s offline—try Common Core!

🎩 NOGGIN:
Common Core? Please, I was the core of the common,
When kids said “A is for Apple,” they heard me droppin’!
Your program’s a packet with a sticker and chart,
I’ve got jazz hands, animation, AND heart.

I made learning fun, you make it a chore,
Kids run to Noggin, they run from your door.
PBS-lite? Nah, I’m the VIP,
You’re the substitute teacher with no lesson plan, B.

🎓 JERSEY CITY B.E.S.T.:
Well excuse me, Mr. Cable Show, gettin’ loud,
We handle real kids, not your target crowd.
We got counselors, mentors, and high school preps,
While your legacy’s streamed in nostalgic GIF reps.

You taught colors, cool, now take a seat,
We teach resilience—can your cartoons compete?
You had face time with Face, now you’re just a meme,
We build futures—you just build a theme.

🎤 WHO WON?
🎤 WHO’S NEXT?
🎤 SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS MESS?!
🎤 TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF… EDUCATION!!

Noggin vs Jersey City Public Schools B.E.S.T. Program - Terrible Rap Battles

Junior:
Ok Cody lecture me, but no one gives two finkleshitz
You look dazed too bad you can’t accept that the sun is a planet
This “Autist” facing me? This is a Fairly Odd Fairy Tale
You’re gonna need to grow up! This time there’ll be no prison bail
With the wave of a Wanda get rid of your Lame Duck humor
There will only be one winner and whom shall be Junior

Timmy:
Head back to Military School that’s where you belong
Facing an idiotic 8 year old, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Leave you like Joseph’s mom, you want a verbal Dog Show?
You can’t come near me, you’re creepier than Wandisimo
Your fame has SunKen, go back to 2008
Your popularity is over, my show’s still running great!

Junior:
Great? Coming to ratings your NickToon is outta luck
You’re the Chef Pee Pee of rapping (Jeffy) It’s safe to say you Pee Pee Succ
I’m a big hero you’re Big Hero 6, and your movie was that bad
I’ll take you by the Cleft, you’re more unknown than Jeffy’s dad

Timmy:
You may not be Cody but you sure are a Nutkiss
You turn out to be a PeePee as you’re taking the Octopiss
I WISH you’d shut up! In rap I’ve got Superpowers 2 
This Vicky spoiled brat can’t except that Timmy beat you!

junior and jeffy sounded nothing like the actual characters. this was pretty bad sorry

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MLG vs Youtube Poop - Terrible Rap Battles

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