Hercules:
I follow every path that my soul leads
But I’ve never heard a myth containing pineapples with nosebleeds
Oh please, the stars are looking quite concerning
I learned about the zodiac and you seem like a virgin
A vermin with perversion that I’m supposed to slay down
I’m taking more swings than your ass on the playground
I’ll play it like Pain’s bout, I got superior physique
You’re looking like a ramen noodle but you’re sucking up to me?
You’re known for teaching kids the most aerodynamic run 
For when they’re trying to infiltrate Area 51
This boy’s acting like a knuckleheaded fraud whose
Got the people raging at his tales like the weeb version of Fox News

Naruto:
Your story is odd, I’ve heard it a lot and I believe in unusual fights
But this fraternity jock turned Ancient Greece into Grease the fucking musical, yikes!
They don't want you on Olympus, I've heard a lot from Hermes 
Slapped on the face of earth, they almost called you Herpes 
You say my destiny is written in astrology
But never saw yourself owned by the Death Star Company
You're half a god, the truth is the other half's a nuisance
The only time when you resemble Zeus is when the booze hits
Cuz you’re ruthless and you threw the parentship, can’t carry it
Only know how to break shit, that explains four marriages

Hercules:
I got issues with my family? Think before you flow 
You spent more time sonning me than you did with Boruto

Naruto:
My son fights on his own, but what about your ladies?
You couldn’t kill your guilt for a pile of crying babies!

Hercules:
Talk about fathers, I bet yours can relate too 
He figured he'd rather die than live a second to raise you
Go run up trees all you want with your practice in chakra
But with that little wood you got you can’t reach the tree of Sakura 
Your whole life you've been a nerdy loser, it's your fate
My legacy inspired decades, you can’t get a single date
You’d only offend the deaf, your floppy sign language can’t harm me
Look at your right hand, it’s you and what arm-y?

Naruto
You underestimate a jutsu with your street fights
Cuz on your inside you’re a pussy, no-mean lion 
I summon Toads that spit more flames than you ever did 
Because you only dish fire - when your kids are at the end of it
You’ll pay for your habits, for all the pain and the panic
You left the stadium frantic and tried to claim it’s romantic
You brought the fear in your era and now I’m clearing your terror
No matter how much you wanna impress, you’re a zero to Hera
From bravery to slavery you pay to be a scandal
Stop hook-and-piling humans, you should do it on your sandals 
You chained every man and still consider yourself a mighty god?
With all the slaves you own, you turned Olympus to a Nike shop

Naruto vs. Hercules - Rap Battle!

Epic Rap Battles of What The Hell
Scooby Doo vs Sheriff Labrador
Begin

(Sheriff Labrador)
Hands up it’s Sheriff Labrador here to shut this mutt down
Just one more move mystery meat i’ll spill your guts out

I’ll take the Scooby Snacks and shove it up your butthole bitch
My show is suppose to be educational while yours shocks kids

You’re animation is pretty cheap and you got a stoner by your side
Guess that serves you right in three thousand years for your pride

Went from solving mysteries with some kids in a van
And getting killed off from you’re series like some kids in a van

(Scooby Doo)
Ruh roh Raggy it’s Sheriff Lickcock
Once this is done you can suck my scooby cock

I’m everyone favorite crime dog you’re just forgotten
I’ve been around way longer then you my rhymes will leave you shocking

You Papillon & Dobermann are just stupid dogs
I’ve seen better safety rules from McGruff the Crime Dog

It wouldn’t been better with out you’re evildoers
And you couldn’t even get Little Rabbit out of the sewers

(Sheriff Labrador)
Sheriff Labrador Safety Talk Kids don’t go to
People that are trying to scare you with their costumes

You go with your stupid gang you guys are goof
There is no case that i can’t solve Woof

(Scooby Doo)

Get a clue Dr. Antel think she likes me
Stop putting me in handcuffs and let me be free

You’ll be forgotten and no time and i’ve had enough of you
Cause this win go’s to Scooby Dooby Doo!

Who Won?
Who’s Next?
You Decide!

Epic bark Rap Battles of What The Hell

Sheriff Labrador vs Scooby Doo - Epic Rap Battles of What The Hell

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► CREDITS:

Snakebite126 as The Cabbage Merchant

Hazelmoth as Morshu

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Cabbage Merchant Art by 3ple

Morshu Art by WAN

Mixed by Serena

Beat Prod. by Grizzly beatz

Cover art by JK03


► LYRICS:

Cabbage Merchant Verse 1

Excuse me, are you in the market for some food, sir?
Your body size suggests that you’re an excellent consumer

But I guess that means my cabbages would not be your first pick
You’d prefer to polish off those chocolate bars above your lip

Woah, don’t do the close-up, just close up your shop
Your store is booming with the children ‘cause you’re doling out bombs!

When it comes to safety, Morshu, you’re worse than Omashu
It’ll cost you more than 20 rubies when I file a lawsuit


Morshu Verse 1

Mmm… sorry sir, if you’re here for a transaction
I’m afraid I can’t accept that kind of cabbage

You have all those heads but your earnings are marred
When you’re roped into fights and get served a la cart 

And your cabbage ain’t fresh, it has a horrible taste
I’m selling oil for lamps, you’re selling oil of snakes

The king would take an octorock over your rotten slop for dinner
Let’s hope your comebacks are less mmm… bitter 


Cabbage Merchant Verse 2

LAY OFF MY CABBAGES you awful subhuman!
If you have beef with cabbage, then go make yourself a Reuben 

It’s true that in my cabbage days I wasn’t selling many
So I built a tech empire even Ganon envies

Cabbage Corp has been successful for years
Your shelves have never been cleared, so either look out or end up like Sears

I went from peasant to celebrity that all the people love
You got famous from two lines, but I only needed one

And your dialogue was poor, so some editors rephrased it
But they took the joke too far and things got a little… racist

Now you’ll join Lupay as you fade into obscurity 
But you still think you’re trending ‘cause you don’t know your own currency

You did amass a following of loser fans on Reddit
But boy, your game’s so weak that even Link couldn’t defend it

And the guy who had to do your voice thought you were so pathetic
That he utilized your methods by refusing to take credit


Morshu Verse 2

Mmm… your cheap tech is maligned across borders
Why don’t you trim my 'stache since you like to cut corners?

It’s obvious why no one buys the products Cabbage Corp supplies
While mine protected Koridai, yours almost let Korra die 

But at your core, you’re a lowly shopkeeper
Plucking cabbage from the ground, but your fans have dug deeper

You kept finding the Avatar and that made people start to think 
About a deep connection? That’s a pretty sorry link

Wait a minute, what’s that slug that’s in your cart?
Mmm… could you have planned an infestation from the start?

You went to Ba Sing Se and it collapsed just days later
(Gasp) You’ve never made a sale but you’re a great traitor

That’s twice now that city customs wouldn’t let you enter 
And you proved your powers as a lawbender

That’s something you’ll face punishment for, you should be scrubbing the floors
But I shall offer you “mercy”. You want it? It’s yours


Sheriff Labrador vs Scooby Doo - Epic Rap Battles of What The Hell

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