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Multi-Millionaire Adult Entertainer Hugh Hefner faces against Children's Entertainer Pee-wee Herman in our newest rap battle.

TewZen as Hugh Hefner
Mat4yo as Pee-wee Herman

LYRICS:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
HUGH HEFNER
VS
PEEWEE HERMAN
BEGIN!

Hugh Hefner:
The difference between Playboy and Playhouse is simple
You took my title and stuck a “with” in the middle
I’ll have to riddle ‘gainst a little kid who didn’t take his Ritalin
and giggles like his nipples got twisted but thinks it’s tickling
Wishing Miss Yvonne would kiss you “right where it hurts, ma’am”
But with that Pee-Wee, you’ll never be Her Man
Your Rising Action Climaxed in the previews
when Peewee was “cumming in theaters near you”

Peewee Herman:
HAHA, a bunny suits you well
the way you hop around town playing show and tell!
Making beds rock out of wedlock of the law,
I don’t know how you keep it up with that pin above your balls!
‘Cause your pals are only palimonies, after you’re deceased
You’ll be a veteran remembered as an Editor in Chief!
You’re a Crooked Man and I’m gonna subscribe you to the Bible
and override your Bi-cycle with my bicycle!

Hugh Hefner:
You’re schizophrenic mess who’s poisoning a generation
Try and gaze at my mansion while you’re enslaved in your basement
‘Cause you’re a nerd hippie, I’m a strapping geriatric gladiator
and i’ll have you running like a fidgety refrigerator
Crank all the prank calls you think won’t tank
‘till you underpay the interest accrued in your Spank Bank
You think you’re forgotten from watching me lay it down?
No, I just had more “versatile” toys in my playhouse

Peewee Herman:
Not ONE good joke! Guess you can’t Stand Up!
Plus, you might “stop motion” if your heart rate goes nuts!
I know the mind of a child and I’ll use it to crack your code
and add some 49 more shades of red to your bathrobe!
with a tip of the hat I’ll be tipping your boat
if you’re joking, I’ll be literally coming at your throat
now we both play with plastic toys but why?
I know you are, butt! What am I?
it’s sad your form of literature is Otherkins on Calendars.
You’re no entrepreneur, your category is Amateur!
I’ll force you in your drawer in the morgue with those loose screws
‘cause we all scream when we see you as if the secret word was HUGH!


Hugh Hefner vs Pee-wee Herman

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

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Gardevoir:
Moonblasting on the track! You won’t dream of Returning!
I’ll be leaving even your Shadows Burning!
Disabling your victory, just allow me to repeat:
Even one of my Wishes couldn’t save you from defeat
You’re just the first Copycat trying to step on my fame!
You’re the reason they gave up megas after your game!
Evolve into a Furry Cutter, beating you’s a no-brainer
You’re what happens when a Pokémon gets too close to their trainer

Lopunny:
You’re putting me to sleep! You don’t even have to use Hypnosis!
I mean, you’re the one that’s Psychic. You’re losing! You should know this!
Trying to match my Cute Charms? Embrace your loss and can it
Come on! You're so Zoned out that I'll take my win for Granite
Go ahead and Teleport, I know you suffer from Confusion
Thinking that your Laser Focus ever compares to my usage
It’s time for you to Bounce! I’m an Upper-cut above the rest! 
My attack and speed combined makes this lopsided at best!

Gardevoir: 
Your only fans are teens without a girl to make out
I thought you’d spit some good bars, talk about a Fake Out!
It’s ironic that this Klutz can't drop a good verse 
But you sure dropped the ball and made Gen 4 worse!
I will Protect my trainer to the ends of the Earth
All you do is Baton Pass every time you get hurt!
En Garde-voir, it’s time to square up, thot!
I don’t wanna be too Punny, but you’re just a Knock Off

Lopunny:
You can’t Captivate me! In fact I’m taken aback! -
If I wanted someone to fight back, I’ll face the sibling with attack! -
When I gain a fighting type and become a Hi-Jump Kicker 
Your mega evolution just makes your dress size bigger!
When ghosts cross your path they just run through you
Why would anyone pick you when they could pick Mewtwo?
Just checked your placement on the Pokken DX tier list 
You’re about as functional as your remade Frontier is

GarbageGothic as Gardevoir
Avav as Lopunny

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Gardevoir vs Lopunny. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #9

Aggron:
RAAAAAAH! It's Time for some vengeance! 
I’ll just Smack Down this 8-bit Godzilla reference
Destruction in my presence, mightier than the sword! 
Let’s make sure this gets through that hard head of yours 
I’ll rip through one of the two pseudos that aren’t Dragons
Because I drop bars harder than the stones I’m dragging!
So as you’re Dragon your Tail this fight’s leaving you maimed
You chase the Dragons that run the metagame! 
Strip you of your pseudo title! I’m the most deserving
So weak that you call for friends - Now that’s Unnerving 
You’re crazy if you rap, forget about the second half
All I need’s a Heavy Slam to blast this hack in half! 

Tyranitar:
You wanna see something crazy? I’ll make this intense! 
Let’s commence fighting against your iron defense 
I’ll dumb this one down so this tin man can understand 
I’m the original Groudon I’m so dominant on land! 
Aggronite won’t bring a fight, you’re just wasted hype
Earthquake right in your face! Make you keep that rock type!
When Kalos came around and your usage was fading
You found solace as a punching bag in Super Training! 
You know it’s sad when defense is your only point to boast
It’s like when you try to fight a fire type: you’re toast!
Armor’s falling apart, you’re Timid we met again
Like the ORAS postgame you’ve reached a disappointing end 

Aggron:
My Metal’s not Bursting! I'll Stomp this wreck!
Leave you shattered, forgotten even more than your mech
It’s time to save face and face the facts which are
You and your mega will never be Poke Stars! 
Ditch the Assault Vest, my offence left you worn 
You’d be better off fighting with your Larva Form! 
Thinkin you’re so great? Brick Break! Put you in your place! 
Judging by your lines you’re due for a second remake! 

Tyranitar:
Rolling Out like Whitney! you just need to stop trying! 
Your future’s even darker than my secondary typing
Even when I punch and Crunch a bunch of puny mons 
No mountain compares to taking down an Aggron
Ancient Power fills my veins as all my stats raise
To this point I’ve been calm but now I’ll Outrage
Until all that’s left of you is a little Sand Stream
Looks like I don’t need a fire type to melt steel beams

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