Palleh!

Long ago in a land called Valoran
There was a man not afraid to walk the plank
He was the son of the shadow of a man
And he'd become the same stabbing him in the back

He sailed the eastern seas
suffering coldest breeze
but the Trial by Fire made him immune to every freeze
And it's not a lie
that his oranges are fine
They have removed his Scurvy more than twenty times

Many times Gangplank was called a filthy rat
Saying this would only turn you into a twat
The guy was never known for his skill to talk
But rather shouting "Palleh!" and don't give a single fuck

He sailed the eastern seas
suffering coldest breeze
but the Trial by Fire made him immune to every freeze
And it's not a lie
that his oranges are fine
They have removed his Scurvy more than twenty times
And when you think you got him
fighting on his own
there'll come a Cannon Barrage getting your ass blown


Ariel El Rulo Mercury