its from a obscure game called  dieavriringinanydays..its got the bestvplayer dog relation ship and even mechaincs ...i doubt the dev had licenses to this or gping to georgia...she and him are ...soumyhin

From Welcome to Night Vale episode 19b.  Written by Larry Cardozo and Ron Fink, arranged and performed by Jon Bernstein.

Eliezer's Waltz

https://thescaryjokes.bandcamp.com/

Tearing apart Pygmalion's heart isn't so hard if you know where to start
And you're not afraid to disengage
Now she's acting shy for some other guy
You know it's not right, but you want her to cry
You want a happy face to take her place

Ohh, but you know she's not selfish like everyone else is
She won't leave you lonely, she's gonna make you whole
But how do you know she won’t leave you cold?
She ain't worth a goddamn in some other guy's hands

You've got real potential to be so beautiful
But you're a monster and you think that's fine
She wants to claw your eyes open so you can see she's not a plaything

Burn PYGMALION!!! A Collection of Demos

Pygmalion - The Scary Jokes (Demo 1)

Run To You [Pentatonix] Virtual Choir (mJohn911 Studios mp3)

The Mountain Goats - Thank You Mario But Our Princess Is In Another Castle

Something

An original song! Maybe a little bit odd and not everyone's cup of tea but then again that's most of my music I think...

Not a fansong for once so no download right now but enjoy :)

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Lyrics
~

I'm kind and I'm clever, I know how to pull out the tab of a coffee cup
I find more pleasure in helping, than hurting, I'm pretty sure that's enough

and as for grown ups I don't wanna be one
and I don't wanna see one again
and I don't want to know what I'm missing out on
or if my hat's on the wrong end

so what if I'm walking home backwards?
I'm still gonna get where I get
Anthony's walked round in circles for years and he hasn't stopped yet

I'm funny and free, with a few good tattoos and permanent crooked grin
I've medals for participation and others for getting the hockey puck in

and as for losers I've certainly been one
and I'll probably be one again
but I don't want to know what I'm getting too old for
so don't put your trash in my bin 

so what my life story's missing a cover,
on sale for just $1.99?
Anthony's written in marker, he's scrawled in the margins of mine 

I'm soft and im silly, my therapist tells me I thoroughly know my own mind
yeah, I'm so self aware she can't help me, I finish her sentences all the time

so as for sanity take it or leave it
don't know where I last put mine down
and I've gained thirty pounds since I lost it
so it probably wont fit me now

so what if my uncertain future
looks nothing at all like my past
Anonthy's outside the confines of spacetime completely 
he's perfectly calm and relaxed

yeah

Anthony's just where I left him
and he can't do a thing on his own
he's never won any trophies or accolades
he's never gonna get home
so I've got a leg up on the boy
that I dreamed about being when I was 13
I'd rather be the real me than the fake Anthony

yeah all in all I'd rather be me than Anthony

Music/Lyrics (c) me/PhemieC

Anthony

Safe Travels (Bonus Track Version)

Say When

Midwestern-gothic story of a small town, haunted and hunted by a man-snatching Jolene. Re-imagining of 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton.
(More to come in this genre)
Cover animation by: gravity-is-a-sketchy-lie@tumblr.com

Jolene (A Cautionary Tale)

A very good song my sister and I wrote. Enjoy! 🚙 

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If I had a big van
I’d have a friend Dan
And we would go dancing every night
We'd meet a french band
And make a new plan
To go out and then we start a fight

If I had a big van
Id have a big van

If I had an old bus
Theres be a big fuss
Cuz I would be guzzling all the gas
They’d say that I must 
Be crazy because
I am just driving too fast

If I had an old bus
And I had a big van
Id have a big van

(I’d have a big van)

If I had a red truck
I’d never get stuck
In traffic or caught up in a ditch
I’d call my friend Buck
Who has a pet duck
And also a trailer he can hitch

If I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(What’s after that?)

If I had a spaceship
I’d take a quick trip
To go and see aliens in space
But I have a hurt hip
So maybe I’d slip
Fall over and kiss em on them face

If I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

Let me tell you something else...

If I had a fat goat
I’d have a blue boat
And we would go sailing on the sea
We’d have a nice float
In the crocodile moat
Just my goaty friend and me

If I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I some tall shoes
I’d be the big news
Somebody that everbody knows
But maybe I’d choose
To curl up and snooze
Cuz I would have bruises on my toes

If I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

If I had a blue whale
That’d make a fun tale
That’s something you dont see everyday
If it didn't go well
And the whale got impaled
Whatever I'd have to swim away 

If I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Where are we now?) key change (oh!)

If I had a key change
That’d be a bit strange
But I just might do it anyway
It’s out of my range
So I am in pain
Just thought that I'd try something, ok?

If I had a key change 
And I had a blue whale
And I had some tall shoes
And I had a fat goat
And I had a spaceship 
And I had a red truck
And I had an old bus
And I had a big van
I’d have a big van

(Let’s go back to where we were, that did not seem like that worked, we gave it a shot)

If I had a baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark
(Do do do do do do do)
Baby shark

(I’d have all that other stuff and I’d have ) big van

I had a ... little bug?
No...

If i had a million dollars
(If i had a million dollars)
Id have a big van

Oh dan why did you take my van?
(Why did you take it?)
Buck told me you took my van
(Yes, we used to be friends)
Quack
I wrote this song...etc.
(Long speech about dan)

Que sera sera
If I had a big van big van
I’d have a big van big van
Que sera, big van...

A Great Song

These and More Than These

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