He's got a fork in each hand when he eats his oat bran
He's got a brush and a smock and a couple of bird flocks
He works on a ship and he makes a mean chicken stick
He's never seen a blue duck and he runs to all the ice cream trucks
His names google Joe and he's makin yellow snow
He's got a mouth and some hands and a couple fryin pans
He's got some recycled cans in his alligator hands
Hes got squirrel thumbs and a cows tounge
He prays to the lord his favorite president is Gerald ford
He's got a butternut squash and his dragon is a boss
He likes punching kids and making speakers out of cheese wiz
He wears non matching socks dangling his feet off a fishing dock
He got kicked out of class because he was ripping ass
He's a demon from hell and he owns santas sleigh bells
Turkeys his favorite treat he drives around using high beams
He likes to eat spicy beef and he loves Georgia O' Keef
He got some corduroy pants and he did a little dance
He's got a huge wizard hat and an itty bitty cat (bat?)
He likes to listen to sting while he smells a chicken wing.
Hes got horse legs stampeding on chicken eggs
Keeps his pee in a can with a little bitty Irish man
Born in a cave he was hatched from a dragon egg
He really likes cher because he believes in life after love and deers
You just can't tell him a thing when he flaps his tiny wings
He's got a gingerbread house and his buddy is a mouse
He's got a barbecue pit and hot pink baseball mit.
He looks like a gopher and a little bit like grace comma topher
He wears jnco jeans while he rides in his time machine
He collects porcelain cats and cooks a mean sewer rat
Has a 12 year olds mind and an intel dual core inside
Picks up dead birds with sticks and he makes a birthday wish
Wears glitter on his face season food with mace
Has a bicycling dog his body produces mist and fog
Orders milk at a bar and he drives a barbi car

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