From the old phoneline promoting "Alfred Chicken" for the NES, SNES, and Gameboy

Alfred Chicken (NES Phoneline Message)

Cutsey tune about a little fella named "Speedy"

My Name Is Speedy

Bitch (Prince Song Parody)

Shut Up (Prince Song Parody)

I Know What You're Thinking

Random hallway interviews at "Guion Creek Middle School" 

The Guion Creek Interviews (Classroom Tapes)

Parody, to the tune of "My Name Is Prince"

I Got No Sense (Prince Song Parody)

A kid named Jeff was angry at a kid named Jason.. He started talking shit while I was recording, calling him gay when he wasn't.. Jason tried to keep his cool, but towards the end of this tape, he gets fuming pissed, and the feud escalated. Needless to say, no hatchets were buried that fateful day..

Jason Vs Jeff (Classroom Fight)

Rap track about bizarre things that occur when you try to buy some ice cream at the grocery store

Ice Cream

Low-fi track about a broken heart, recorded with an answering machine & a microcassette recorder

All Becuz Of U (What Have I Done 2 Deserve This?)

Here is tape from my freshman year at "Newman Smith High School".. The kids who sat at my lunch table were pretty obnoxious. They were all misfits, and would sit around playing cards & argue with each other. I thought they was amusing, I brought my tape recorded to school one day & recorded a typical lunch.. During this clip, you'll hear a kid named Shaun (an obnoxious senior with a foul mouth who would start shit with everyone) make fun of a kid named Chad by calling his mother a bitch & making fun of his earring. Chad gets pissed off, and hilarity ensues. You'll also hear thoughts on the baseball strike, bad "Ace Ventura" quotes, and a fascinating debate about the color of chicken feces.. Enjoy!

Lunch Table Hijinks (Your Mama's A Bitch!)

Hi everyone. My name is Aro, and I'm 14 years old.. I love to record music and comedy bits, and I'm happy to share them with you. Please leave comments & let me know what you think, thanks! :)

For questions, comments, or booking info, please email aronorion@gmail.com thanks!


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