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brat weekend

Remember the one time when Limp Bizkit once collaborated with each other?

YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpQguU3pRTo

Original Sources:
Limp Bizkit - Re-Arranged (Timbaland Remix)
DMX - X' Gon' Give It To Ya

Meme Melodies 4

X' Gon' Get Re-Arranged

KELLEN DE VOS - GRAND SLAM

Kellen De Vos - GRAND SLAM [1] [WORD SALAD]

This is celebrating two things! One of them is the submission to Galaxycore. The other is celebrating 300 followers/100,000 plays. In return, I got a favorite mash up of mine, and some of my older viewers. Introducing, Fuck The Puzzle Plank! FULL VERSION! 

Fuck The Puzzle Plank (Full) (Galaxycore) (300 Followers)

Extracted from the original copy of my Pepsiman CD-ROM. Enjoy!

Pepsiman - Theme Song

they dropped my last account like me on my head as a child, so please follow thnx

you terminated my soundcloud in the wrong neighborhood (new alt alert)

How many layers of nostalgia are you on?

Pretty sure everyone already knows how the beginning part became a meme...

Performance by Blend A (Azumi Waki, Akari Kito, Anzu Haruno).

[Tags]
-ぼなぺてぃーと♡S
-ブレンド・S OP Opening
-Blend S Opening OP

Blend S ED
-https://soundcloud.com/noble-reblended/xppt3joakdif

ぼなぺてぃーと♡S/デタラメなマイナスとプラスにおけるブレンド考

Blend-S (OP / Opening FULL) - [Bon Appétit♡S / Blend-A]

Post Malone RockStar Ft.21 Savage And NickleBack

Art The Fart's Grand Comeback

can't meme this again

Hi!
First of all, thanks for 2K subscriber, I'm so happy <33
So as promised, here is the new song to celebrate it !!
Enjoy and thanks again for all <3

Now available on Spotify : https://open.spotify.com/album/5vpheDfFoROa51BiRRd7rm
Now available on Itunes : https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/beyond-single/1400506346?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

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PLEEG, France
April 2018

PLEEG - Beyond

Free Download

Beyond

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

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