Giant Space Bats (Dark Side of the Moon)

The sloppiest compilation of them all.

Originally recorded in Spring 2015.
This used to use queer in not a good way. so. i removed it with earfuck.

Caseys Big Gulp (Songs for Jane) [2020 Edition]

Reebok Joy Water (Stereopathetic Manure)

The girlfriend was over and we were surprised by Justin Cute-a and it was bad because this happened.

Eyebrow Fish Bewbs (The Buzz)

feat. Nick Bushway and Jon Antonsen

Originally recorded Fall 2015
Edited so it doesn't include the f****t slur.

Sweet Virginia Tortillas (Pink Guy) [2020 Edition]

Blasphemous Dog Sriracha (Good Apollo)

NickStep

new steamy track for all of you who like heaping piles of shit.

Merry Lawn King (All Hail West Texas)

Slop Wall

Extremely Slow Irony (Wolves in Wolves Clothing)

Sandwichem Millenarium

METAL

The Orcish Axiom

Intro
He was born a thousand years today
On a journey he will fly
By his people he abides

Verse
18 hundred million light years away from this Earth
A world of beautiful forests
A home for jungle horses

This distant equine Eden, a world called Equina,
No famine, war, poverty, or disease
The spirit of the trees guards Equian needs

Thousands of years had gone and passed; Equian horses and trees were relaxed
Suddenly, from out the blue
A fiery dragon over Equina flew

The forests were ablaze, Equina felt the pain
For the first time in their sheltered lives
They experienced scarcity’s strife.

An order travelled through the land; the King would not let this stand
The Chambers were to quickly convene
The Oracle would be seen

The Chambers of Horse Lords assembled, the Equian Oracle began to tremble
Suddenly she stopped convulsing
She lifted her head and began shouting



Chorus
He will be called the Jungle Steed
On a spaceship he will ride
A purple dragon he will find

He will be called the Jungle Steed
For his people he would die
Until the end of time

Verse
A fine young lad in the morn doing his chores around his father’s farm
He could deadlift two thousand pounds
His vocal chords bore beautiful sounds

A group of archers-well-armed approached the gates of his father’s farm
They asked for the one they called Ben Z
He will be the Jungle Steed

He must travel to other worlds, in search of a dragon who’s scales are purple
It is only purple who can kill the dragon
wreaking havoc on our habitat-nation

Ben Z replied to dad, “how can I be this legendary man?”
The guards answered his inquiry
“It is you the Oracle sees.”

Chorus 2
He will be called the Jungle Steed
For his people he would die
A purple dragon he will find

He will be called the Jungle Steed
On a spaceship he will ride
Until the end of time

Bridge 1
He travelled the verse for a thousand years and he
Found nothing but pain and tears
He continued onwards despite his Hell
Looking for dragons, looking for spells

Ben Z the Jungle Steed has entered the Milky Way
Ben Z the jungle steed has found (Ben Z)

Passing by a planet with water and waves
He noticed something on his radar that was pretty strange
Suddenly his ship fell from the sky
Near Alpha Tau Omega Ceti he lost control of the flight

He fought it hard, and he fought it well,
But atmospheric re-entry gave him Hell
He careened to the ocean, he just about cried
But then he saw a purple dragon catch his eyes

The Jungle Steed

warning: high school levels of immaturity in every song. Please forgive. Please forget. Rock on.

Slop Wall: The Sloppiest Compilation of them all

Too Much Blinking (Double Live Gonzo)

Sparkling Bidness Society (Led Zeppelin II)

The Suicide Strawberries (Piece of Mind)

Baroque Baby Factory (Illmatic)

Walleye Garage Face (Astrolounge)

Giraffes are Life (In Utero)

Metallica Slop Wall (Mellow Gold)

Slop Wall: The Sloppiest Compilation of All

Koala Noodle Journey (Tonight: Franz Ferdinand)

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