Hey Becky! 
Yes Karen ?
Like why haven’t they canceled math yet? 
Like that shit is so problematic. 
Oh shit you’re right.  
FUCK ALGEBRA FUCK CALCULUS!
Bitch I’m problematic betch I’m problematic 
When they’re hearin what I’m saying the Hatin is automatic. 
Got your favorite uncle tied up in the corner of my attic. 
All the rats are biting him I can’t help it it’s a habit. 
Bitch I’m problematic 
Can you still say fa# if you’re talking bout a pile of sticks 
I need to build a fire cuz I’m roasting you dicks. 
Everybody’s mad bout what others eat for dinner
Can I get a sandwich and some chips salt and vinegar?
 You know like the flavor?
I’m a vanilla armadilla I’m a straight up killa 
Gonna go to the zoo throw u in with a gorilla 
When I’m spittin this illa and I’m dancin like thrilla 
Stuff your corpse extra fluff, chinchilla. 
Sticks and stones can break our bones but words will never hurt us. 
That’s what they told us. 
Romanticizing tattling in every aspect of our lives 
Cause now we can’t even see the difference between others words and knives. 
Wake up morning and my balls itch. 
Yuhh two flushes when I take a shit
No I won’t 
Join your thought control cult 
Hit me with your best insult 
I’ll flip it back around in you cause u a cuda and a dolt
Keep on eating that alphabet soup It never fails 
That your whole entire bowl is filled with nothing but L’s
I’ve heard if you get stung by a jelly fish to pee on it 
Makes me wonder why R. Kelly hasn’t been a life guard yet. 
All these haters try to cancel 
Cause they jealous 
Keep it up fuck around give ya grandma Corona virus. 
Bitch I’m problematic. I’m problematic. bitch I’m problematic 
When they’re hearin what I’m sayin the hatin is automatic 
Gotcha favorite uncle tied up in the corner of my attic. 
All the rats are biting him. I can’t help it it’s a habit. 
Wowwwwww 
You’re so rebellious while the nation and corporation supports you 
Wowwwwww
I’m in the mood for a scary movie let’s put on some blue’s clues.

Problematic

You asked for the truth. 
I’ll tell you no lie
And what do I get?
You tell me good bye. 
Don’t ask for the truth
If you want a lie. 
I’ll give you the truth. 
If you ask for it. 
You ask me again and I’ll do it again 
You ask me again and I’ll do it again 
You ask me again and I’ll tell you again 
You ask ,e again and I’ll tell all your friends. 
It was late last night
We went to a party
You had too much to drink 
And got a bit rowdy 
You fell asleep 
We had permanent marker
And when you woke up
You had a hangover. 
You looked in the mirror didn’t like what you saw 
You looked in the mirror and you gave me a call. 
You looked in the mirror didn’t like what you saw 
You looked in the mirror and you gave me a call.
Alright. 
Ask me again.

No Lie

Don’t wanna do my homework. 
Not gonna do the research. 
I don’t care to ever know it. 
If I don’t already know it. 
No longer need your information in my head. 
If you call before you text me I am filled with dread. 
No longer need to remember what you said.  
Except for maybe if my
Battery’s dead. Battery’s dead. 
Battery’s dead battery’s dead
Battery’s dead battery’s dead. 
Battery’s dead battery’s dead 
I can’t get anywhere without my gps. 
If I drop technology there’s no way I could guess 
Which way to go now Lost in my home town. 
But that’s ok though I blame my phone for not letting me down
One day we’ll all be born dead blind me senseless 
Until we plug ourselves into data bases. 
God forbid our progress get erases. 
Forced to start over the entire human race yea
Don’t wanna do my homework. 
Not gonna do the research. 
I don’t care to ever know it. 
If I don’t already know it. 
No longer need your information in my head. 
If you call before you text me I am filled with dread. 
No longer need to remember what you said.  
Except for maybe if my
Battery’s dead. Battery’s dead. 
Battery’s dead battery’s dead
Battery’s dead battery’s dead. 
Battery’s dead battery’s dead

Battery’s Dead

Bitch I’m an alien but not the kind they’re building walls for. 
Extra terrestrial the kind u gotta change your draws for. 
Earthling I’m the shit. 
But I don’t poo poo like you do. 
Instead I squeeze the doo do out my zit.  Artrabum
U got more balls than play place ball pit 
For coming all the way down to Area 51 shit 
But everybody knows those ball pits are full of piss
Just like your pants will be when I hit u with this diss 
All of earth entirely every bit of it’s a simulation 
Brought to you by the universal alien corporation 
Every night u go to sleep I’m programming your next day while you dream 
So in the morning when you wake up everything’s exactly the way it seems
Nothing ever thought done or said was your choice 
I type it into your head then upload it into your voice 
Earth is a game I downloaded from the app store 
Might delete it later idk anymore

Universal Alien Corp

What do you do on your lunch break?
What do you you do in your car?
When you’re thinking bout your path to freedom. 
But realize it’s way too far
I saw a rainbow in the water. 
When I sprayed the dog shit off my shoe
What do you do on your lunch break?
What do you you do in your car?
When you’re thinking bout your path to freedom. 
But realize it’s way too far
Every time u see me coming down the block
Every time u see me with my funny walk 
Every time u see me checking out my socks
Then u see me pullin out my glock 
Wait that’s my cock 
Better check the clock too late
Already got my vision locked 
Already thought about what I had to say 
way before I learned to talk. 
Getting tired of this rhyme I think it’s turned to mock
But I think it’s all good just checked the stocks. 
It’s all poppin off like the wings with the sauce 
Nothin ever stops either wins or it’s loss 
Confidence held together by a roll of gauze 
If life’s a simulation why can’t u push pause

Rainbow in the Water

you got me floatin to the bottom and I'm sinkin to the top
I'm gonna keep on goin til the ocean I will stop
and imma keep on runnin til I reach my destination
I'm gonna sit up on top of the dock
 and watch as they roll up on the rocks
so paint my life in sweet sunlight
and frame it in a star lit night
ill look at it to remember
good times that we had
life's too short not to do what makes you smile
if being happy's in then, ill stay in style
because these minutes turn to hours 
and these hours into days
and to think that i could love you in so many ways
so paint my life in sweet sunlight
and frame it in a star lit night
ill look at it to remember
good times that we had
if i got myself lost stranded in the sea
would all hope gone and the waves crashin down on me
would fly up in a plane searchin endlessly
never givin up baby come and rescue me
if i was a fish floppin around on the shore
would you toss me back in so i can swim some more
when all i ever really wanted to do was fly
like a bird like a bird I wanna be high
wont you scoop me up now
in your pelican beak
wont you scoop me up now 
in your pelican beak
wont you scoop me up now

Scoop Me Up

Yea life is stressful But that’s ok. 
You’re gonna figure it all out. 
One of these days. 
I know u keep seein ppl makin it not look that way
Without the wind and the waves
Smooth stones would stay
Jagged rocks. 
Believe me when I say 
I know I keep thinkin bout why I keep thinkin about it 
I get jealous of a jelly fish 
For not thinkin bout shit 
Unless there’s food floatin by
Maybe I’ll chill for a bit 
Never thinkin much further
Than that very moment. 
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Cause as a human I keep on spending way too long
Over analyze worry bout what I said wrong
What I coulda done instead
A downward spiraling staircase in my head
Yea life is stressful but that’s ok 
We’re gonna figure it all out. 
One of these days. 
I know u keep scrollin ppl thinkin makin it not look that way
Without the wind and the waves
Smooth stones would stay
Jagged rocks. 
Believe me when I say

Jagged Rocks

Communication desolving. 
Oil and water resist common ground. 
When the page flips over are we more torn? 
Tables are turning history rewound. 
Metaphorical war (time to rip the bandaid off the sore)
Metaphorical war (looks like the worms made it to the core) 
Metaphorical war (might as well burn it all down to the floor)
Metaphorical 
Passive aggressive quotes from famous poems 
cut out and clipped around the room for u to see and make u mad. 
Buying your manager a book. 
Called how to manage, after they’ve announced their retirement
at the holiday party. 
Metaphorical war (time to rip the bandaid off the sore)
Metaphorical war (looks like the worms made it to the core) 
Metaphorical war (might as well burn it all down to the floor)
Metaphorical 
These times were in right now are like… 
stop right there. That’d be a simile. 
These times were in right now 
are as direct as can be

Metaphorical War

I’m always spitting these bars out of my mouth like the stars 
Cruisin down the Milky Way road in my car 
Just left the bar
Looking up wondering how did we make it this far
Life’s a game of golf
Did u get a par
My thoughts are constantly constipated 
contemplating the constellations in the sky
Considering an asteroid is contiguous with us is continuous 
Get out the shower wet dab the towel 
Gotta let the hair air dry
Don’t be the painter who spent his whole life perfecting realism
Just to realize he reproduced photography 
Which cameras already do perfectly 
You think Im  facetious  but I put the sea in beaches. 
French kissing with leeches. 
If you’re paranoid about the blood stains bleach is 
Good if I wanna hype up a sweater
Mix it with some rubber bands cloudy is the weather 
I hope for on game day
Make appointments go away 
Comfort in the color Grey 
The happiest dog is a stray 
Just don’t take that bone away
Put a mask on my face to replace the reaction I was supposed to make 
when dealin with the bullshit that I always gotta take. 
With a grain of #alt out it in your drink
With a squeeze of lime always on time. 
I’m always spitting these bars outa my mouth like the stars

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