Name: Ariana Grande singing "Baby" by Ashestoashesjc in Funny
Duration: 39 s
Description: Assessing Ariana's clear obsession with infancy

Funny

LYRICS:

GIOVANNI:
Do you hear that sound? (Sylvie screams)

MOLLY:
That beautiful sound? (Sylvie screams)

GIOVANNI:
That is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown!
Torture and pain (SYLVIE: Hey! Hey, hang on!)
Breaking a brain (SYLVIE: I’m not a little pee pee boy!)
A sound that says
"I will never sleep well again!"

(Sylvie screams-- Molly mutes him)

MOLLY:
To silence a scream… It's music to me!
Cathartic enough to stand in for therapy!

GIOVANNI:
Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear

BOTH:
Ain't it the sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound?

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Ooh! Someone's at the door

MOLLY (Spoken):
You wanna scare ‘em this time?

GIOVANNI:
More than anything!

MOLLY:
Okay, good luck Boss!

GIOVANNI:
Thanks, Bear Trap!

NAVEN:
Hello, I'm with the Sweet Jazz census bureau, do you have time for a few--

GIOVANNI:
(Weird tongue flailing noise)

NAVEN:
Uh. I--

GIOVANNI:
(Again, but louder)

NAVEN:
Uh. Okay. I’ll come back later then. (Door closes)

GIOVANNI:
Aw MAN. He wasn’t freaked out. Just weirded out.

MOLLY:
You’ll get ‘em next time, Boss.

GIOVANNI (Sung):
Panic and stress!

MOLLY (Sung):
Panic and stress!

GIOVANNI:
Oh ain't it the best?

MOLLY:
Is it the best?

GIOVANNI:
The sound of heart

MOLLY:
Heart

BOTH:
Exploding inside a chest

MOLLY:
Well buddy, you tried!

GIOVANNI:
We're ruining lives

BOTH:
Ain't it the sweetest noise in town
That beautiful sound?

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Hey! You know what would make this even more awesome?

MOLLY:
What?

GIOVANNI:
My boys!

(Sung)
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

Boys~!

GIOVANNI + CAR CRASH + DARK STAR:
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

+ BEN
All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound

GIOVANNI (Spoken):
Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door, alright
(Banzai Blasters snicker in the background)
This time I’ll get ‘em for sure! Hehehe!
(Gio shushes the whispering)

ZORA:
Got a bounty for a “Vincent Murder?”

MOLLY:
You just need to know what people are scared of. Watch. OooOOooO!

ZORA:
AGH! Soap! MY WEAKNESS!!!

(Giovanni screams, Molly laughs, Zora runs away in fear)

(Doorbell)

GIOVANNI:
Oh, I get it! Okay, okay, shh!

MERA:
Hey. Stringbean. Where’s that kid?

GIOVANNI:
Oh. It’s this lady.

MOLLY:
I hear she’s scared of ducks.

MERA:
Wh-- No! N-no I’m not!

GIOVANNI:
Oh yeah? QUACK QUACK QUACK

MERA:
Agh!!!

MOLLY:
Ha-ha!

(ding-dong!)

GIOVANNI:
Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house…

MOLLY:
Shh, shh!

GIOVANNI:
Okay, okay lights!

MARTIN:
Hello? Is Molly there?
Have you seen my kid?
She’s s’posed to be workin’!
Huh. I can’t see anything--

GIOVANNI:
OOGA BOOGA!!!

MARTIN:
AAAAAH!!!

GIOVANNI:
Yeah, that’s right! Get outta here! Or I’ll give you responsibilities!

MARTIN:
Nooooo!!!

GIOVANNI (ENSEMBLE):
Yes I hear that sound! (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)

MOLLY (ENSEMBLE):
That beautiful sound (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)

MOLLY:
A sound that means
No more condescending adults
Hangin' around!

GIOVANNI:
Every groan

MOLLY + GIOVANNI::
Each wail and each moan~!
Adds up to: Dad is leavin'

MOLLY:
Me the hell alone!

MOLLY (GIOVANNI + ENSEMBLE):

Hey, little bear! (That’s our little bear girl)
Life’s finally fair! (Life’s finally fair girl)
I was inaudible (She was inaudible)

ALL:
But now I can swear!

MOLLY:
A round of applause!
Because I know

ALL:
All of you care!
Ain't it the
Sweetest noise around
That beautiful sound?
That sound
That sound
That sound!

That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound
That beautiful sound!

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