nice battle here's an idea for a rap battle the behemoth from dying light vs trico from the last guardian vs Sebastian solace from the game pressure from roblox

curious Question: What series is Queen from?

TheToppo as Napstablook and The Dealer
Written, mixed, cover art by TheToppo
Produced by InsaneBeatz
Special thanks:
SN00ZE
Mike Klubnika
Toby Fox
Freshy Kanal

[The Dealer verse 1]
Sign the waiver, let us begin the game
I’ll have to inject adrenaline if nap is in your name
I should give you a warning when I’ve competed with God
But if you’re really that clueless, I can tell you your odds…

It’s double or nothing but you have nothing to lose,
Nothing to gain, nothing more to double, you’ve been drawing nothing but blanks
Because when you come around you’re not live
Shells dead like your eyes and the rest of your design

Living in the Waterfall, it makes sense you’re washed up
You’re just like your cousin, you’re both down in the dumps
But when I pull out the magnifying glass and handcuffs,
Have the shotgun sawed off, your end will be abrupt.

[Napstablook verse 1]
Um… you do know you can’t kill ghosts, right?
Well… you’re not the brightest, that why your room has no light?
Wait… the room is visible so… there has to be…
Just… forget it… you get the point, you and your fans are no-lives

Looking like Zolphius if he started molding,
Had rusty nails for teeth and a cheap gun he was holding,
Turned to an alcoholic with the only hope he has in life
Being betting all his money away until he dies

Sorry… um… I didn’t mean to get so pressed
But when an ugly floating chainsmoker’s here, it makes sense
For anybody to be stressed, you aren’t very fun to look at
But maybe you could be like me and… put on a cool hat?

[The Dealer verse 2]
I’d smoke a cigarette but none of what you said hurt
Just like your fight with Frisk, you didn’t put in effort
I’d say more but there’s nothing else I can diss
Your whole personality’s a blank canvas

[Napstablook verse 2]
I wish I had a jammer so I could’ve skipped that verse
Honestly I didn’t see you as a threat at first
But… I heard your voice and my ears started to hurt
Well they would if I had ears… uhh you’re the worst

[The Dealer verse 3]
Me and you, we are dancing on the edge of life and death
Until one of us gets a lucky shot and end’s the other’s breath
You can cry all you want, but it still won’t hurt me
Always acting insecure but it isn’t going to deter me

[Napstablook verse 3]
You’re dirty and it’s not really something I would doubt, see…
You barely even said a single thing about me
You’re stuck in this room cause the game has you bound
You’ll fail like every other time, and I’ll win the third round

Napstablook vs The Dealer - Rap Battle

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

prod by JEFFJENKEM

ghost

Do you like scary movies? I don’t like yours:
The overglorified torture porn
Even with so much gore, your film ain’t rough enough.
Heh… pretty funny, huh?
Once I cut out the blood and guts, I’ll bring it up to snuff

I’m horrorcore: do it like I’m Voorhees or the Torrance sort, 
So expect a kid to get his torso torn
Vocal chords screaming “mommy!” as I’m growing close
Home Alone? Well, you don’t know for sure

But I’ll get a little festive with it when I visit
Hear doorbell’s a-ringing, now Kev’s a Christmas spirit 
No answer? Then I’ll enter like my knife does
Grab the handle, twist it, and leave the inside sliced up- OW FUCK (*hot doorknob*)

kev

BOZO! My traps’ll ward you off!
I set them all up while you monologued and waffled on
Your victims get away? Take advice from their escapes
If you’re having trouble with the door, try the stairway! (*hit with paint can*) 

HAH, you fell again!
Since you slip a lot, I’ve prevented it (*steps on nail*) 
‘Cause I’m sharp and a step ahead!
If you like stalking on women then 
I know another creepy crawly you can befriend! (*spider attack!!*)

Ghostface, you should be honoured and proud
You’ll finally get put in the papers when your body gets found
Because you'll live up to your name if you don’t walk yourself out
Once you trip on one more thing, you’ll end up haunting this house

ghost

I’ll show Kidzbop Kramer a real rip off
They’ll struggle putting you together if you’re craving to be Jigsaw
You’re soulless like his puppet as well! You’re an expert!
You’ll get wheeled out, too! On a STRETCHER

kev

Stretch is right! The ghost’s franchise is dead!
If Scream gets too long, it’s a pain in the neck
Good thing you mask it up with voice changing effects
When you’re stabbed, you’d yell like me in every chase scene you’re in

ghost

In this verse, one more Ghostface assists me with this
But I heard there was more of your flicks, and I’m pissed
Cause like my accomplices, a second’s expected
But not the third, or the fourth, or the fifth, or the sixth

(*multiple ghostfaces appear and chase kevin*)

Fuck a second me, I brang a never-ending me crusade
Meant to beat and maim Dennis the Mentally Deranged
Wanna bash our voice? You should take a tip
For when you made the scripts of all your later films and fuckin’ change the pitch!

So which one of us will get the kill now?
It’s a free for all, like you’re Kevin MacLeod
We’ll tear your throat out if you’re yelling so loud
It’ll be a Silent Night once you’re dead in the ground!

(*they got majorly juked by kevin, they stab a decoy*)

Wait, it’s just a cutout on a shitty old broom!

kev

(*kevins at the top of some building pelting them with bricks*)

I’m awful surprised you got the wrong guy
It’s your signature move
Cause all your narratives share a template
Wanna be bricks in the wall? Oh ho, you’ll get bricks!

Always partnered up, and it baffles me
Only for stabbing sprees, never romantically
You wanna gut ‘em because you’re gutted they’ve had enough talk
But you’re just hung up on the fact you get hung up on

(*one ghostface runs away from kevin’s brick assault into the city streets*

You haunt your daughter far from where you started off
You got Lost in New York after you lost the plot
Because her mind is a mess
But when you’re dead, she’ll be like how you’ll get this violent dent: 

Old Man Marley:

Right in the head

(*old man w the shovel oneshots ghostface*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

i actually started writing this after christmas 2024 and had both first verses done before i went MIA, but during my break i eventually chiseled this down til i got where it is today, and im happy w how it turned out.

it was also very fun to write kevins 1st, with all the trap shit. i didnt know how to convey that kind of physical comedy purely through an audio format so i hoped the sound effects work haha

Ghostface VS Kevin McCallister - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

prod by SAINT-DROP

than

I’ve conquered galaxies
Stars and planets kneel before my massive fleets
All is grasped between my palms so Ganon’s region is not worth vanquishing
You’re called calamity incarnate? That’s the name they oughta had for me
Cause if you reincarnate, then this body’s guaranteed

Your power’s so finite
Only spanning three timelines
You’ve been a bore in my eyes
And I don’t mean the swine kind
You’d die twice when you and a child fight
But I’ll help rewind time
You then got a fresh start when you met your demise like

You hide in fortresses til a half-pint warrior kills ya
Just a sitting duck when you have no Courage and Wisdom
You’ve only ever had Power, cause when it’s in my hands
You’ll end up just as empty and barren as your own desert land

gan

Pity… for an Eternal, you’ve no eternal youth
I get purple too, but only when I look at you
Horrid creature, being born a leader is what I’m suited to
It’s my birthright, something that you couldn’t do

Girlfriend’s a skull head, I’d say he’s just as dense
Cause this weak man can’t see that he’s slave to all her whims
So much cowardice that now his own face has gotten split
Cause you’re an ace at being able to take it on the chin

You can’t conquer - any star that you find
When Nebula’s your daughter - and you’d toss her aside
And you nearly ruled the cosmos - but you thought your - artifact died
So go on and have mine, for YOU just seem to LOSE power all of the time

than

(*thanos gets the power triforce and uses it to complete the infinity gauntlet*)

You just made a mistake. A grave one.
The Cosmic Cube then or your Triforce now won’t shape up
So cough up your armies and squadrons
Ironic, I slaughter your gauntlet of bosses with a gauntlet

(*thanos starts fuckin, bashing shit round hyrule with the gauntlet*)

With how you store your currency
You can’t afford my mercy
When your rainbow shards are scattered far and they get lost in random pots until a boy goes burgling
In the homes he lurks in
So I’ll show him what a REAL home invasion’s got

All of your goblins and Lizalfos’ get chopped to death 
And it’s obvious to me that any sort of Guardians aren’t a threat
You’re a lunatic, your planned purge was flooding the damn Earth?
I’ll do Hyrule a favour and snap - before you snap first

(*thanos snaps*)

gan

I applaud and laugh! You left my army halved!
But they’re only there to ensure I get a proper match
You really dare to split me in two? You’ll see me halved then…
Cause now you’re talking to GANON

(*ganondorf kinda just doesnt care and turns ganon*)

Some rodent left your MASSIVE ASS FLAT
So if you’ve mastered betrayal, you’re better AS A DAMN RAT 
I’m the only person that you CANNOT BACKSTAB
Cause you’re no rival, I’ve a dark side THAT YOU CAN’T MATCH

But Thanos, know I’m thankful for the crafts and forces that you’ve brought
For after your defeat, your men will fall under my grand control
To have the stars and beyond is a chance I hold
But first I now command you all to bow before Ganondorf, your brand new lord

(*ganon takes control of thanos’ fleet and goes on a big space adventure :3*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

this specific battle was inspired by this one battle rapper named jey the nitewing, who is like the definition of aura, so i wanted to write a battle that sorta encapsulates the mad king energy. some other battlers that inspired this writing were dizaster and real sikh on ganon’s side, but this is mainly inspired by jey in general.

for this battle i wanted to focus on setting a tone of like “you dont fuck around w these guys” and the substance of the disses sorta suffered from that, but ermm i kinda uhh dont care lole. hopefully i was able to deliver what i wanted thru the writing and performance, but im just glad knowing that i was able to pay good tribute to the mad fucking king 👑

Thanos VS Ganondorf - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

So basically this battle is intended as a send-off to the audio only era of my battle making career. I want to release my battles with videos from now on, as I develop the ability to edit and also level up my general skill enough to make videos worth it. This battle was written close to a year ago, and it's been stuck in development hell for a while, but I hope you enjoy it in an "end of an era" kind of way.

Kat Toony as Queen
Lexi M. as Megamind
Kamren as Berdly
RaccoonBroVA as Reporter
Written by Alchemyking & Kat Toony
Additional help by SIR Rap Battles
Art by Valonide & WAN
Beat by ToneJonez
Arrangement by Hazelmoth
Mixing by Jort
Cover art by M!CAH

Queen:
(Queen laugh)
They Say Megamind Is The Greater Mind
With The Crazy Rhymes To Be Caged Inside? Please Don’t Waste My Time
Stay In Line, I’ve Got Only One Blue Brain In Mind
(Like yours truly?) By My Calculations, Mine (oh.)
For A Genius You Lack Great Pronunciation
My Database Comes With Language Applications
And A Mansion! You Spend Your Vacations
In A Prison, Tryna Break Into Your Basement
Came To Scoop That Reporter? 
Well News Flash!
She Was Duped By A Dude She Knew 
In A Crude Plan To Let You Smash?
I Would’ve Blue Balled Your Blue Ass
You’ve Been Thrashed Past Your Initial Defeat
When Minion Gets Beat By Despicable Me
But Oh You Saved Yourself… And It Got Me Snoring
The Only Fountain That Can’t Cause A Roaring

Megamind:
A big bad computer? I’m shaking in my custom leather boots!
That’s something you can’t do without tripping over and getting bruised
I leave cities in devastation, so like my hologram, go ahead and face it:
This old PC’s more like PowerPoint if we’re talking PRESENTATION!
And Minion’s helped more in a bowl than that gamer’s done
He’s thirsty like I shot the dehydration gun
I’m a monument to villains who get redeemed
Your statue’s built on the dreams of a petty dweeb (HEY!)
To your citizens’ plight, you’re lazy
Don’t need bananas, you’re already crazy!
Meh… you caged me.
I’ll just do what your chapters can’t when I break free!
Now I know he’s my nemesis, and I don’t want to agree with Tighten’s thinking
But there’s no Easter bunny, no tooth fairy, and no Queen of Cyber City
Just a layabout, no one even knows your name
Take you out, but we’re not playing mobile games
In the end, you’re a giant waste
I’ve seen more evil electronics from a microwave!

Queen:
Look, I’ve Seen Outdated Memes Leave Both Our Fandom Teens In Stitches 
But Even With Their “Penis Music” Yours Still Get No Bitches 
With Where You’re At It’s No Shocker
That The Golden Boy Soaks Up The Fame That You’ve Never Had
You’re Not Allergic To Copper
So You Should Be Happy That You’ll Never Stack Up To Metro Man
Talk ‘Bout My Chapters? Let’s Tear Your Part 2 Apart
Just Like Your Syndicate It Was Doomed From The Start
Did Your Writers Get Hit With The Forget Me Stick?
Now You're As Tired And Washed Up As The True Bernard
Now You Pander In A Play To Get Clicks
I Got A Werewire If You Want To Stay Connected

Queen?
But… I’m No Better With Social Media
Governing My Subjects With The Lies I Keep Feeding ‘Em

(The fake Queen is revealed as Megamind, using his disguise watch)

Megamind:
(Huh?) PSYCH! Got you, so stay mad!
I could raise Lancer better if I played as Space Dad
But… I don’t really need to mess with my watch
When I could fool you with my head in a box!
And speaking of “box-in”, get your record straight
Can’t handle booze, and you say you’re a heavyweight?
Well, I suppose that’s the last of it…
(Hey, a hero! Get your cameras quick!) BACK AWAY FROM ME, YOU SAVAGES!
It is simply so maddening
Go focus on the freakshow that her palace is!
She’s so toxic that her baked goods are “ass-idic”!
Forget her traffic; she’s practicing human trafficking!
You couldn’t match to my intellect, and now the deed’s done
I’ll carry you to the Romanian outlet store and demand a REFUND!


Queen vs Megamind - AK Rap Battles!

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

Don’t gotta hold in your laughter when these felted funnymen take the stage!

Both voices, writing and mix by Leo Barqui

Beat by Raias Beats

Randy art by Hazelmoth

Ted art and thumbnail composition by Tompuffs

Special thanks to ClarencetheDuck, Hypotoria, Hazelmoth, Zagranis and Alchemyking

Edit (when it releases) by GreenOwl


Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1si4nZeMpD15jOmZUrFMkt_sE3y1bfpR33vuMdqN3vME/edit

Randy Feltface vs Ted

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Queen vs Megamind - AK Rap Battles!

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