ASMDSS In Cadence - Answer the Phone Ringtone

Recorded by ASMDSS Admin ~DS Richard Excellence~

To download this ringtone in either Android or Iphone format, go to: http://www.e-junkie.com/asmdss

Answer the Phone or the Terrorists Win Ringtone

ASMDSS How Many Goddamn Rounds Ringtone

Recorded by ASMDSS Admin ~Slingblade~

To download this ringtone in either Android or Iphone format, go to: http://www.e-junkie.com/asmdss

ASMDSS Moving Slower than a Dallas Cowboy's Calender in San Francisco Ringtone

Based on a high volume of requests, here is the first test alarm clock WAKE UP! 

Comment on this shit with your feedback on this, and suggestions for other wake up audio tracks.

PSSST, Wake Up Soldier Alarm Clock Tone

Household 6 Calling Ringtone

If you remember the overnight saga of P, a Soldier who had passed the limit for how much he could take. He sent us a message as a last attempt at getting help, but in the minutes delay he had unfortunately taken a overdose of medication that would be fatal if not treated. Yet another miracle, help rushed to his location and EMS took to the ER. The night went on with thousands standing vigil, fans wrote hundreds of moving letters of support, hundreds emailed phones numbers to give to the soldier willing to answer at any day or time. We spent a long time talking with him and bringing boots on ground to sit with him in support. 

Another astounding display of the Brotherhood and the military community. No soldier stands alone.

We received this voicemail from him when he ws released from the hospital, and gave us permission to share it with all of you who helped make this terrible event a success story and one of triumph and determination.

Thankful Voicemail from Suicidal Soldier Saved by ASMDSS & Fans

What the f*ck do you need a description for f*ckstain!?!? Open your damned ears.

Drill Sergeant Tip of the Day 05DEC12

WAKE UP CALL GODDAMNIT! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA THE RACK!

Available for download as an Alarm tone at links below:
ANDROID: http://bit.ly/SDaS2X
IPHONE: http://bit.ly/QMMqgS

WAKE THE FUCK UP TINKERBELL! DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!

HMFIC responds to fuckstain named Wondercal

A serious, motivational and inspirational message from the founder of ASMDSS reflecting on the events of 2012 and the amazing things achieved...and the message that all that pales in comparison to what is coming shortly after the start of the new year.

New Years Message from HMFIC

CALL TO ARMS AND ACTION! It is New Years and there are still brothers and sisters in need. We kickstarted it, now help us close it out through Operation Homefront!

New Years Call to Arms for Operation Homefront

Don't know what inspired this...but we had to share. Don't listen if you are one of those nancies that gets offended easily, as we don't want to hear your squeaky vagina.

The New German Knuckle Cake Alarm tone is now available for download in our ringtone store at http://asmdss.com/files/category/1-ringtones/

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