I do not own the rights to the backing track. I have no attempted to make money off of it :P . I did however, write a rather ridiculous song over it.

I've Got Breasts - Be our guest DISNEY SPOOF

Critisising Minds

It's all over,
This life we had together,
Our now and for forever,
And ts all gone.
And its all over,
Its not the lift a dreamt,
I hate the life I spent,
With you.

But I'm glad that I'm moving on,
'Cause I'm standing here, I'm standing strong,
And I'm better off with out you,
So what are you gonna do 'cause I'm
Miles away now,
My face aint your aim now,
Apology's over due,
But what am I gonna do.

I think your one of these, 
Help me please,
But I'll ask you by beating.
Because you know, 
Its all for show,
And your mind is retreating,
So you physically, 
Hurt me,
Till I can't get off the ground,
But you know,
You've got to go,
'Cause what goes around come a

And I'm glad that I'm moving on 
Cause I'm standing here, I'm standing strong,
And I'm better off with out you,
So what are you gonna do 'cause I'm ,
Miles away now,
I wont play your game now,
But reality's seeping through,
What am I gonna do,
And its all over.

Its All Over Mix 1

No matter what I do,
It's never quite good enough for you and,
No matter what I say,
I've always said it in the wrong way and,

I don't know what's the right thing,
I'm hanging on your,
Piece of string,
And it feels like,
There's no hope,
Just throw me a rope,
Though me a rope!

Acceptance is a funny thing,
Every time I get it,
It slips,
And I don't know,
When to let go,
Coz I keep thinking of ways we just might make it.

I don't know what's the right thing,
I'm hanging off your,
Piece of string,
And it feels like,
There's no hope,
Just throw me a rope,
Though me a rope!

[violin solo]
Guess what baby, I've had enough,
You're the one that's not god enough.
I've been holing on too long with out someone pulling me,
Up.

I don't know what's the right thing,
I'm hanging off your,
Piece of string,
And it feels like,
There's no hope,
Forget the rope,
I'm letting go.

Throw Me A Rope 1

How can you possibly think that you have a voice,
You 're manipulated into thinking you have a choice.
Everyones looking over at the USA,
Thinking "What twats, they have been lead astray"
But take a look a little bit closer to home,
Most of our population have turned into drones,
Believing what they are told by the TV,
"The government are there to look after me!"
"YOu have a choice for Brexit,
What would you like to do?
Pick this, pick this, oh pick this,
I promise this to you.
I never said that, I don't believe its true.
A recount? No thats disrespecting you"
Take the power away, from the money.
Oh take the power away, from the money.
Wake the fuck up, take a look and see,
The only thing that matters is power point scoring,
A system set up to favour the rich.
We could all live with out the ditch
Diggers, toilet scrubbers, their jobs are worthless,
What we need is billionaires to invest,
Thier meaningless pappers, numbers in a bank,
Because some how they are at the top of this rank.
Take the power away, from the money.
Oh take the power away, from the money.
We'll distract you from this, turn race against race,
But still you defend it till your blue in the face. Face?
Face the facts, you've married a lie,
Don't let the next stage pass you by.
The truth is there's and system, with out money.
It's bigger than "what you do, for what I need",
We can have what we need, we have the technology.
Do you think that doctor's work hard for the money?
Scientists dont work so they can do on holiday,
They enjoy the universe and what it has to say.
You can do exactly what you love, 
And get what you need from whats created of.
Take the power away, from the money.
Oh take the power away, from the money.
Do children with the points that rank low,
Diserve no water, no food, no home?
Misfortune is not from the lazy,
But from deprived souls of basic needs,
From the hoarding of that 1%
And the morals that they represent.
Can you even count the evil deeds,
Created by the incentive of making money?
Take the power away, from the money.
Oh take the power away, from the money.
Next step of evelution is wake up and see,
Power is corruption and Wealth is poverty,
We are being lied to by the TV,
We are all one universally.
Take the power away from the money
Oh Take the power away from the money.
Oh Take the power away from the money.
Oh Take the power away from the money.

Money

1 2 3 , there isn't a 4,
It fell and rolled along the floor,
Slid and got lost somewhere in the cracks.
I guess that 4 isn't coming back,
I'm left at 3 are you keeping track?
Then the man came and said "I'll give you what 4"

And I don't want to 4, anymore,
But I can't get to 5, if I don't comply,
So I'm stuck at 3, and 3's a crowd,
So I slide right into the cracks.

1 2 3 I found the 4,
Next step is 5, but I can't count more,
It's dark down hear, but its pretty warm,
With a light through the cracks.
Is it OK if I just skip 5?
I may be dead, but I'm still alive.
It will be OK if you're by my side,
Well kind of, sort of, almost.

And I don't want to 4, anymore,
But I can't get to 5, if I don't comply,
So I'm stuck at 3, and 3's a crowd,
So I slide right into the cracks.

And 1 2 3,
Come with me,
Lead me please,
'Cause I'm still alive.
And 4 5 6,
I'm sick of your tricks,
Stuck in these,
These three bleeding minds.

And I don't want to 4, anymore,
But I can't get to 5, if I don't comply,
So I'm stuck at 3, and 3's a crowd,
So I slide right into the ...
And I don't want to 4, anymore,
But I can't get to 5, if I don't comply,
So I'm stuck at 3, and 3's a crowd,
Am I coming back?
Am I coming back?
Am I coming back?

NO4 ROUGH MIX

I am Boromir,
Sprinkling white seeds far and near,
An arrow through the chest and I'm not quite outta here.
That one ring,
Is a powerful thing,
Almost pulled me in,
To the witch king kind.
One dose not simply get to kill me,
Did it take one arrow?
NO IT TOOK THREE!
​
You can't begin to understand,
The power of the white hand.
I pull twisted elves from under the land.
Take a look at my army of Uruk-Hai,
Join the hand of Sauron or prepare to die.

I was for hire, in the shier,
Until I had a new job to do,
"don't you leave him Samwise Gangee!"
AND I DONT MEAN TO!

I am Legalas,
I will woop your ass,
One mile away, I'll stick an arrow in your ass.
There's no surprises,
As the red sun rises,
Your blood has been spilled.

I can sing,
For a king,
But I can't walk through a mine without touching anything.
And I'm hungryyyyy!
'Cause I need,
More than 3,
Meals a day, and I'm still skinny.

Fool of a took,
You think you look good?
No one looks, as shinny as me,
Throw yourself in next time and, rid us of, your stupidity.
My white are blinding!
Almost as good as my griming.
I'll blind you with that and a battle in expert timing.
With one blast of my staff,
You are all in the past.
You try and try,
But you can't last my wrath.
I know its not written but its me who rules.
If I show up with an army,
Fly you fools!

You look worses,
Since god washed off the dirtses.
I'm so fly I might get two verses.
No you wont 'cause it'll be me,
Moving through the shadows so you can't even see.
And I'm gonna gets what they stole from us,
The one and only
MY MOTHER FU**ING PRECIOUS!

Rough version. The proper version will be on the Album!

The Lord of The Rings Rap (rough)

PMVpodcast with Asparagus

Asparagus, live at the Walnut Tree Shades in Norwich

Feeling Good (Live Cover)

Be What Ya Ortta [unmixed with violin]

Hey there, we are Asparagus! Asparagus are a Anti-folk / Folk Punk couple duo who share a burning passion. The seemly moody, (but actually rather lovely) Christy Elliott, has been playing violin since childhood. The lovely, (all-be-it,  slightly strange), Jessica Aspinall has been singing and writing even before she could write it down. Together they create a sound that has not been heard before.

Asparagus (Jessica Aspinall + Christy Elliott)