5 stars: Weird Al Jizzed all over one of the tools I purchased

THEY'VE GOT - ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTORS, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES, SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVERS, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION METAL ROOFING, WATERPROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS TIRE GAUGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BREAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS

Every 27th customer will get ball point hammer free!

I'm going to this hardware store.

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