* maybe if you try enough you can get your virtue back.

Teeth Avarice

CANNONS WILL FIRE!
SPIKES WILL SWING!
BLADES WILL SLICE!
EACH PART WILL SWING VIOLENTLY UP AND DOWN!
MWAH HAW HAW HAW HAW... HAW!!
...SANS, ACTIVATE THE PUZZLE.

* huh? oh, sure thing.

* (Your SOUL just hugs the top right corner of the battle box. Absolutely none of the projectiles manage to hit you. Flowey sticks his tongue out at Papyrus.)
* (...Ding!)

WHY SO BLUE, HUMAN?! THE FUN'S JUST BEGINNING...!!

* tough luck, kid.
* i hope you're understanding the GRAVITY of this situation now.
* pffft...

WHAT?

* ...it's a joke, chief.

I DON'T GET IT.

* like... gravity? you turned 'em blue, and now they... y'know?
* ...it's suddenly way less funny when i gotta explain it out loud.

UNDERFELL - DEADLY TERROR! ~ Pasta Way

N: ohhhh...... cuddly as a....... cactus....

040 - Ghoul Stole Giftmas

wall hugger

* THIS IS IT,    KRIS...

* [[Die]], YOU     FILTHY FUCKING KRISINAL...


Original by Lunaxis: https://soundcloud.com/airenn171/megalo-clamour

- Megalo Clamour

A Gaster Hammer of Justice that I'm working on
I like Gaster-Gerson swap xd

A Deltaswap Hammer of Justice WIP

* Golly, such terrible attitude towards a child like you.
* Please do not be alarmed. I will not hurt you.
* My name is ASGORE. I am just a simple gardener, and a former royal figure.
* I do not come here very often, but the scandal that flower caused made me hurry over...
* Just to check if there was anything wrong.
* Although, If it is okay for me to ask, where exactly did you come from, child?

* Do not worry, I understand if you don't want to provide an answer.
* Follow me, I will guide you through Ancient Home, the capital of the underground.

Prudence

s: so? when are we getting presented?
P: HUMAN, MEET MY BROTHER, SANS.
P: SANS THE SKELETON.
s: bone-jour.
P: PLEASE GET USED TO THIS, IT'S FUTILE... 
s: life's too short to not have a funny bone, c'mon.
s: unlike my brother that has a moody bone.
P: SANS, THIS IS THE HUMAN.
P: I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF OUR OBJECTIVE RIGHT?
s: nah.
s: me and my brother are usually looking around these areas to make sure humans like you...
s: don't encounter people that will deliver you to a certain unpleasant somebody.
P: HER...
P: IT'D BE BEST TO WARN THEM ABOUT HER, RIGHT?
s: yeah, but we've been stale for enough time, i'd say.
s: who knows how many cameras and recorders are hidden around these bushes.
s: we can do it on the way.
P: GOOD CALL.
P: THIS IS WHY YOU ATTEND TO THESE OPERATIONS.
s: and to lighten up the mood a bit, wouldn't you agree?
P: MAYBE THAT'S WHY WE USE SUNGLASSES, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
s: heh, alright.
P: FOCUS SANS, WE HAVE TO KEEP THE PERIMETERS CLEAR FOR THE HUMAN.
P: WE HAVE TO LOOK FOR THE CORRECT PATHS AND CHECK IF THERE ISN'T ANY GUARD NEARBY...
P: ALL TO ENSURE WE DON'T ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS...
P: WHILE THEN...
P: HUMAN! KEEP GOING AT YOUR CONSTANT MODERATELY REGULAR WALK VELOCITY! 
P: WE'LL TELL YOU WHEN AND WHERE YOU HAVE TO GO, IN NO TIME THE HORIZON WILL BE CLEAR!
s: eye will see you first soon.
P: WELL NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!

(Both walk out of the screen.)
(After some seconds, Sans walks back.)

s: oh yeah, before we go.
s: keep an eye out for anything related to someone called "Alphys".
s: stay away from that and it'll save us a lot of problems.
s: thanks. 

(Sans walks out of the screen.)

016 - just a stranger.

Wounds Heal + ALPHYS

* Now, what do we have here?~

- * YOU ARE IN UNAUTHORIZED TERRITORY. LEAVE BEFORE ANY FURTHER PROBLEMS.

* Mmm.. I'm afraid we both know I'm not doing that, dearie.

* I need that soul. It could help with feeding my little spiders~

- * I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THAT.
I * human, i'm not doing this for you. brace yourself

* How unfair. I'm outnumbered. 
* Oh, wait..~

* YOU!! First, you BORE my friend to death with your stupid WORDS!!
* And now, you have the audacity to get your little ghost LOSER to EXTINGUISH ME???
* HUMAN, IT'S TIME TO DIE, DIE, DIE!!!

* I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MAD I CAN REALLY GET!!!

( * This is going to be a long journey.. )

59 - Hijack

probably the last song youll see here at least for a while. i dont even like making music anymore because the way ive been doing it just isnt working. this is probably my last good song. ignore the awesome thumbnail

update: no????? im fucking amazing man i just have a fragile ego and nobody is THE BEST at making music. more music WILL come and it will come THIS WEEK. just give me Moments of Hilarity I will be back!

megalovania reinterpretation

hi i make stuff

if you wanna use my stuff go ahead bro! just link back to the song or credit or whatever. if not that's ok too BUT i'll find where you live. no biggie. ALSO PLEASE TAG ME IN THAT STUFF IT'D BE SO COOL

UNDERFELL - DEADLY TERROR! ~ Pasta Way

assmaster

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