LOG ADDED: 10/31/22

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Subject: Selma Ann Forrester
Noted by: Anonymous

Right... today we started experimenting with the white noise on sentient life. We had a hell of a variety of subjects to choose from, so it was just put to random draw. Not publicly, of course - think of the panic that would break out! Selma Forrester was the "winner", and so she was quickly detained in the middle of the night and taken to the chamber. Underhanded, but... a lot's at stake here, so don't judge me too hard.

She seemed simply baffled at first. That confusion pretty quickly turned to fear as we forced her into the experimentation chamber. She knew something bad was coming. We all did, honestly. I myself was having some second thoughts, but... yeah. Had to do it. Quite hesitantly, we released the noise.

Immediately Selma backed away, eyes darting around nervously. But she didn't even get a step away before the noise was on her. It just, uh... consumed her. She was gone. Like, totally gone.

Then she was back like nothing had happened. Once the experiment had concluded, we examined her and didn't find any sign of exposure. The interesting part was the psych exam. She just seemed... not all there. Spaced out, you know? Like her mind was somewhere else. We figured she wasn't a threat to the others and let her go.

I don't know either. We'll need to do more experiments, see if this is repeatable. It sucks, but that's just how the cookie crumbles.

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Character Represented: Selmers

Sources:
- Songs from Night in the Woods and other story-based indie games
- Songs related to poems or poetic rap
- Songs related to bears
- Songs about things Selmers made a poem about

Purrple Cat - Cold Pizza (Things Selmers made a poem about)
Powfu - I'll Come Back (Poems, on album Poems of the Past)
Akala - Carried Away (Poetic rap)
Night in the Woods - Rainy Day (NitW)
blackbear - me & ur ghost (Bears)
Night in the Woods - Outskirts (NitW)
Night in the Woods - Poetry Society (NitW)

It's Octember [experiment: selmers]

(Art by me!)
(Character submission by Valorie)

LOG ADDED: 11/4/22

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Subjects: "Rosebud", "Fluff"
Noted by: Anonymous

This was our first experiment on multiple individuals at the same time to date. It was, uh... interesting, but I'll get to that later. I'm really not happy to be doing this again, but, you know, I gotta do what I gotta do. I'll get to what you're all here for.

You might be asking why there were two subjects instead of one this time. Basically, it's easier. Two people with a strong bond may react irrationally upon that bond being distorted or severed in any way. It's a lot safer for everyone to just get them both in one, to prevent any sort of vindictive conduct. Or that's what I was told, anyway. I saw no issue with that, so when I drew Fluff I went ahead and had their close friend Rosebud captured as well. Both were brought to the chamber.

Rosebud reacted with quite a bit of fear upon entrance into the chamber. Fluff was less outwardly distressed but still definitely concerned. They seemed to take some comfort in the presence of one another, but not much. Pretty sad sight, the two of them.

The white noise was released, and, uh... it wasn't like what happened to Selmers. It just kind of just hung around for a bit? Around half an hour, to be exact. The whole time the two were huddled together, backed away from the substance. And then it pounced, and that was that. They were gone like last time. And just like last time, a short period later they reemerged. Or, replicas of them emerged, anyway. We're not sure which is correct at this point. 

Rosebud, the Maractus... following the exposure, they appeared, for lack of a better term, spineless. Previously energetic, they now seemed highly timid and prone to suggestion. Fluff, the Whimsicott, seems quite lethargic and reclusive now. Like last time, they didn't appear to be a danger, so we released them. We'll see what happens.

This is fucked up, is what it is. But- well, you get the point. See you.

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Character Represented: Flora Unova
Sources:
- Pokemon media
- Plants
- Heat and warm enviroments
- Friendship

Pokemon Black and White - Elite Four (Pokemon)
Pokemon Black and White - Route 10 (Pokemon)
Justice - We Are Your Friends (Friendship)
Pokemon Black and White - Victory is Right Before Your Eyes (Pokemon)
Tyler the Creator - See You Again (Plants, on album Flower Boy)

never be alone again [experiment: flora unova]

(Writing and character submission by @axcicos)

LOG ADDED: 11/07/22

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Subject: Rivers Cuomo, Patrick Wilson, Matt Sharp, Brian Bell
Noted by: Anonymous

We had to do another experiment today. Lotta subjects had to come in this time; four's our highest count yet, a double of the last experiment. These guys weren't like Selmers or the plant kids, they were- actual people. People I recognized. The fuckin' dudes from Weezer... I didn't even know they were here. It was almost funny hauling these guys off, until it wasn't. The show must go on, I guess.

After seeing the results of the experiment with Rosebud and Fluff, we were naturally curious to see what would happen to more multi-team experiments. So naturally, these four were selected, to see what would happen under person-scaling with these experiments. We had to capture all four at the same time, and it got pretty messy. We almost attracted the attention of... unwanted suspects. I'd hate to have to experiment on someone because they were at the wrong place in the wrong time. But, luckily, we were able to subdue them, and they were brought to the chamber. All four of them, at the same time.

Everyone reacted differently. Cuomo stood there, drawing a blank in the face of the noise. Sharp was slamming on the door yelling about how fucked up this was, even though we already knew that part. Wilson and Bell were whispering to each other, cautious, afraid, yet curious about what fate's plans were. After having enough of their talk, I released the noise.
Matt was first. He turned at the Noise's hiss, and approached. It swept him up, like it did Selmers. Patrick and Brian were next, and they looked horrified at what had happened to their friend. The noise claimed them, standing next to Rivers, and it surrounded the Weezer frontman. He stared down, as the noise slowly crept his legs. He just... started singing a song. "Lying on the floor, lying on the floor... I've come undone." ... that shit sticks with you, man. The noise claimed Rivers, after around sixteen minutes to Wilson and Bell's exposure.

After Cuomo was fully exposed, the Noise subsided, and like the last two times, the members of Weezer re-appeared like nothing had happened. Sharp seemed to value his friends less, and his fame first and foremost. He claimed to want to 'roll like a celebrity'. Bell seemed in unusually high spirits, talking about some sort of holiday. Was that how he saw the exposure ...? Wilson seemed to be the reverse of Matt, overly attached to the other three, claiming he didn't care about what the others said. And Rivers... heh. I guess he was right; he came out completely undone.

They didn't seem... harmful. I suppose I've come to expect that, at least. We considered releasing them, but... there's too many of them, and they're all of renown. Seeing the members of Weezer as they are now... people would raise questions. So we kept them hidden away in our facility.

I don't know how long I'll have to do this. It's been our third experiment and it feels like the fifteenth. When will it end?

Character Represented: Weezer
Sources:
- Songs by Weezer

Weezer - Everything Happens for a Reason
Weezer - Island in the Sun 
Weezer - The Damage in your Heart
Weezer - We Are All on Drugs 
Weezer - Dead Roses
Weezer - Knockdown Dragout
Weezer - I'm Just Being Honest
Weezer - Say It Ain't So

it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked [experiment: weezer]

Side account of @e-twoup specifically for tourney badstuff tracks. You know, white noise, execution, whatever the hell Dusk til' Dawn has going on, that stuff. Inspired by @carmelfunny 's Noised album. Most tracks will be for suggested characters not chosen by me.

Submit characters (doesn't have to be tournament characters) here.
https://forms.gle/mUQspEgHL3UexLoL9

Probably going to be mostly white noise tracks because they have a consistent vibe and I like Ultimus but I might throw in some other stuff.

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