We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST #113: D&D Homebrew Race or Weed + One Piece Minute

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #117: Chrissy Teigen in, "Apology of the Week!"

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast #001: Sirancha Knows It's Gendo, Don't @ Her

Neon Genesis XTC #1: Shinjis Working Overtime

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #137: Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat

HOLIDAY MERCH: HTTP://WWW.SPITEINCORPORATED.COM

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #142: Rancho's Dad Gets Her High

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #147: Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #150: We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes

Tom Scharpling - Wise Up

Tom Scharpling - All By Myself

Tom Scharpling - Under Pressure

Tom Scharpling - Celluloid Heroes

Introducing: Sigmarancha. 

And: we finally FINALLY listen to your voice mails. 

Make our lives harder and call (848) 863 5343

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #163: Wake Up & Grind Early Grind Gets the Grind

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #170: Rancho's Birthday III

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #185: Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #194: MILF Manor S01E01

Tom Scharpling - "L.A. Woman"

Tom Scharpling - We Built This City (Newbridge)

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for clout

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #205: Rancho Rips Nathen's Mugshot + Asterios' Last Bet

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #213: Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #214: Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Asterios Does & Sirancha Hates It.

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #232: Class of '09: The FlipSide

We finished it! Don't yell at us for not finishing it.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #233: Class of '09: The FlipSide, Pt. 2

Asterios' nieces teach him a cool new dance!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #234: Rancho Recaps A Christmas Story Christmas + Asterios Learns "The Luigi"

Hey! Quick note: Patreon said they'd like to feature TLP on the front page. They've asked we make a few posts a week for a while, and to make them all free to the public. So expect to hear a lot more from us for a bit.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #235: Asterios Keeps Getting Pulled Over For Some Reason

This week: Rancher Rancho gives us a roundup of her..."special interests," including Mr. Based, World of T-Shirts, King Cobra JFS, Wings of Redemption and Nathen Mazri (a.k.a. "Mr. MegaMind").

Also: Nathfield Podcast The Nathfield Podcast Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Show Nanoblaster 5G Nano Blaster 5-G Garfield Eats Mr. Sub Mister Sub Episode Four Episode 4


THE LOUDEST PODCAST #236: Mr. Based Gets Arrested + Nano Blaster 5G

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!!!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #238: EVERYTHING That Happens In A Minecraft Movie

And: Sirancha's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #239: Asterios Kills His Dog

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #240: The Top 10 Frybaggings Of All Time

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #241: Squid Games Finale SPOILED!

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #242: Blindsterios Blindkinos

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #244: King Cobra Passes Away + Rancho Goes To South Korea

Kyle writes, "Asterios, pitch me 'Dexter Jettster: A Star Wars Story.'" Yer the boss, boss!

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_02

#26: Dexter Jettster – A Star Wars Story

Louis writes, "Dr. Strangelove, millennial edition." Seems simple enough!

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#32: Dr. Strangelove – Millennial Edition

Jonathan G asks, "Pitch weird al for the superbowl halftime show." GLADLY.

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_03

#43: Weird Al for the SuperBowl ½ Time Show

Steve asks, "Why is Hulk Hogan the greatest cartoon character ever?" Uh...I can justify this!

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_05

#59: Hulk Hogan – The Greatest Cartoon Character

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#77: The Big Bang Theory

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The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.

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