We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #113: D&D Homebrew Race or Weed + One Piece Minute

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #117: Chrissy Teigen in, "Apology of the Week!"

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #137: Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #138: Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #147: Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #150: We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes

Tom Scharpling - All By Myself

Tom Scharpling - Under Pressure

Tom Scharpling - Celluloid Heroes

Introducing: Sigmarancha. 

And: we finally FINALLY listen to your voice mails. 

Make our lives harder and call (848) 863 5343

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #163: Wake Up & Grind Early Grind Gets the Grind

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #170: Rancho's Birthday III

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #185: Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review

Tom Scharpling - "L.A. Woman"

Tom Scharpling - We Built This City (Newbridge)

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #211: Rancho's Birthday: Class of '09 Edition

They found a way to make it even more traumatizing.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #232: Class of '09: The FlipSide

WRONG THING #1: They wouldn't let Asterios into the theater

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #237: Everything WRONG With Captain America 4!!!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #238: EVERYTHING That Happens In A Minecraft Movie

And: Sirancha's Sims kids keep getting taken by CPS.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #239: Asterios Kills His Dog

Are you looking for the best put the fries in the bag ever of all time top 10 top ten? You're in luck: We've collected the ten best 10 best Josh Joshua "World of T-Shirts" Block from the TikTok application who is told to "put the fries in the bag" frybaggings from frybaggers and frybags and fries and fribaggings and french friesbaggings

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #240: The Top 10 Frybaggings Of All Time

You'll NEVER believe who won the Squid Games! I sure don't

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #241: Squid Games Finale SPOILED!

And: A very "special" McDonald's employee goes too far with Rancho.

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #242: Blindsterios Blindkinos

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #244: King Cobra Passes Away + Rancho Goes To South Korea

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #245: We Got Married + Asterios Gets Into Victorious

Also: Asterios saw the new Springsteen movie, then sings about how bad it is

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #246: Is A Very Jonas Christmas Absolute CInema?

Also: Asterios encounters a foot fetish shoot while exercising at the gymnasium

Also Also: We get way too into Zootopia

THE LOUDEST PODCAST #247: We "Boop" A Deer With Our Car

Louis writes, "Dr. Strangelove, millennial edition." Seems simple enough!

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_02

#32: Dr. Strangelove – Millennial Edition

Aaron writes, "What was it like growing up with the name 'Asterios Kokkinos?' I'm guessing you got all sorts of shit from kids at school?" YUUUUUUP.

To get your own personal episode of The Five Minute Podcast recorded just for you, visit patreon.com/asterios.

[MAR '17: 055]

5 Minute Podcast 2017_03

#35: Growing Up, Asterios

Kenton writes, "Hell me how lame I am. Like, a roast." LET'S DO IT! 

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[MAR '17: 064]

#38: Roasted!

5 Minute Podcast 2017_06

#69: A Tale From The Crypt Watcher

#75: It's Your Boi Kokki-Knows & Sriracha: Childhood Trauma

#82: Coffee Story

#83: Uh Oh, These Softcore Porno Demons Came to Life (Boing!)

#85: Asterios! The Musical

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5 Minute Podcast 2017_07

#91: The Five Minute Podcast: Buff Boy

#92: Kokki-Knows & Shitposting Saracha: Deal w/ Stress

Enjoy, dammit! It's 5am on a Friday night, and I love you. I may b edrunk ok by

#95: The Asterios Kokkinos® Deep Fryer

Get your own damn episode made just for you about whatever you want! Visit patreon.com/asterios

5 Minute Podcast 2017_05

#97: The New Trek Movies

happy 100 episode motherfuckers! thank you all for listening, i love you =D

5 Minute Podcast 2017_08

#100: "How Have The Patreon Fans Changed Your Life?"

Hey! I'm in your podcast app, help, I'm trapped

#101: Netflix Crossover

#106: Red Letter Media: The Essential Self-Hating Nerds

The Five Minute Podcast for Brady: Island Time!

Mumkey Jones and Asterios Kokkinos may be decades apart in age, but they're close as brothers when it comes to the important things: mocking Andy Signore. Listen to these broke, angry clowns take apart the news of the week through their own shattered lenses. One's old. One's young. And they're both very upset!

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