Body alone 🤟🏻

Turning my love for Clarkson's Farm into a song! From runaway sheep to Kaleb's eye rolls, here's a tune about everyone's favourite farmer-in-training. Grab your wellies and enjoy! 🚜 

Diddly Squat's Got The Plot

Verse 1:
There's a man in the Cotswolds with a grand farming scheme
Bought a Lamborghini tractor, though he can't drive straight it seems
His neighbour Kaleb's pulling hair out, screaming "That's not how it's done!"
But our Jeremy keeps trying, turning farming into fun

Chorus 1:
(He's learning farming life)
The tractors won't behave
The sheep have run away
Lisa's shaking her head in the farm shop every day
But he's giving it a go
Through the rain and snow
Making Diddly Squat into quite a proper show

Verse 2:
His sheep are on a mission, they're escaping every night
Jumping fences, crossing highways, giving everyone a fright
He's chasing them through meadows in his city-slicker boots
While Kaleb stands there watching, saying "Bloody hell, you're hopeless!"

Chorus 2:
(Now the farming life's got worse)
The tractors still won't steer
The sheep won't stay too near
And Gerald's speaking words that no one else can hear
But he's learning day by day
Though things don't go his way
Making Diddly Squat the talk of Chipping Norton they say

Bridge:
Now the farm shop's got a queue round the bend
Selling potatoes at prices that Lisa can't defend
But underneath all the mayhem, something special's going on
This city boy's becoming quite the farmer before long

Final Chorus:
(Now the farming life makes sense)
The tractors sometimes work
The sheep still go berserk
But he's growing proper veg in English countryside dirt
And though Kaleb still might shout
There's no room left for doubt
That Diddly Squat's become what farming's all about

Final Verse:
'Til we see what mad adventures series four will bring
More tractors in the ditches and chickens on the wing
Our farmer Jeremy's out there plotting his next scheme
Making British farming funnier than anyone could dream!

Diddly Squat's Got The Plot

Heading back to my roots with this country album about drinking, heartbreak and some of my own personal struggles going on in my head. I hope you find something that relates to your situation.

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From the collaboration video with soundsky <3
https://youtu.be/cfoW1Z4k4s0

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Father, photographer, and dreamer. Though not a professional musician, I'm a writer fueled by a passion for books and poetry.

My creations blend AI-generated music and vocals with my original texts. These words often paint pictures of what I see and feel. Sometimes, I lend my voice to the voiceless - be it birds unable to speak for themselves or long-gone souls echoing in the depths of my own.

Join me on this unique auditory journey.

Diddly Squat's Got The Plot

Tomasz 'Amigo' Lewandowski

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