this one is so underrated but so good!! Jim actually has such a great voice<333 love the tune too xx

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Couldn’t stand my wife - George IV

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V1.
This day’s been moving slow
But it’s finally five
And the fact that it’s Friday’s
Bringing me back to life
It’s been calling my name
Since about 9 o’clock
And here’s what it’d say
If the beer could talk

Chorus
Tell me about your day,
How you doing friend?
It’s a long way to the bottom
But I’m here to the end.
If you can keep up with me
I’ll make you the cock of the walk
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

V2.
Can we go fishing tomorrow?
You bring the worms.
I’ve got wisdom to share 
And you’ve got plenty to learn.
There’s a big game on Sunday
Man I hope them ‘Boys win
Let's bottle up this feeling
‘Til we can do this again

Chorus
Tell me about your day,
How you doing friend?
It’s a long way to the bottom
But I’m here to the end.
If you can keep up with me
I’ll make you the cock of the walk
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

Bridge
If you happen to finish 
Before your story is done
Call the bar-keep over
And order another one

It’s you and me buddy
So stick to the plan
I’m bringing plenty of friends
In cold aluminum cans

Chorus
Tell me about your day,
How you doing friend?
It’s a long way to the bottom
But I’m here to the end.
If you can keep up with me
I’ll make you the cock of the walk
That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

That’s what it’d say…
…If the beer could talk

…If the beer could talk





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Music: Richie Webb
Lyrics: Dave Cohen
Performed by Jim Howick

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Music: Richie Webb
Lyrics: Dave Cohen
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