Augustus Q. Lazzarus - Trying So Hard (To Be Hard)

My class project, setting lyrics from Brecht's The Good Woman of Setzuan to piano and goofy synth. 

01 Song of the Smoke

03 Song of the Eighth Elephant

Impossibilities are endless. Welcome to the end. Transfiguring cultural borders, John Blonde will en-wrap you in logical paradox. Through clever manipulation of the spectral amalgam, Blonde's work penetrates the mind and confounds the dualities that separate and unite us.

Come. Become the lab partner for this experiment of inner-outerwear.

Whence forth you came you shall not departeth ungrown, for shallow are the depths of the ego.

Perennially at the vanguard of the haute-classical movement, Blonde returns with a triumphant retouching of the mind. Mixing mixing with self-conscious confusion, Etudes frightens the 




space.






"Blonde's work has redefined my slavery. I owe all my vocabulary to Blonde's work."
-Hillary Clinton

"If it weren't for John Blonde in the 21st century, I wouldn't know how I feel or not."
-James Carville

"I like Blonde. I like what he does."
-John Edwards

"John Blonde is a little confusing."
-Jimmy Carter

"Move over everyone, here comes something!"
-Rahm Emanuel

Track Listing:
Constructing Impossible Spaces
Forty Ounce Betrayal
Yeast
New Grass Boogie
Cannibal rescue
Icarus
Clifton
Highly Effective Families
Popcycle
Blank Verse
Proto-modern-feeds-a-baby
Dress Code
Rickroll
As old as you are...
Milk
Merry Christmas Casey


-Fin-

John Blonde - "Etudes"

A scene from a Russian river, as dictated to me by my roommate.

Augustus Lazarus - Funworld

"Meaningless" by The Magnetic Fields! A cover

Augustus Lazarus - Meaningless

A classic re-imagined as a Diamond Rings song, but goofier.

Augustus Lazarus - My Boyfriend's Back

I want it ahhhhllllll. I want it alllllll. And I want it now!

All the Stuff

Jean Blonde, French titan of synth pop returns after a 16 year hiatus to shrink your clothes.

Jean Blonde - Last Kiss

Roxy Music's "Dance Away!"

Now available in high def reverberation autotunation.

Dance Away

To clarify:
Augustus Lazarus is the synth pop project
Cranyon is what I find in the dumpster behind my house.
Everything else is a mixed bag of general silliness.

@howjeffeats on twitter



Augustus Lazarus

Popular tracks