why does no one talk about how this is the best track of any assist tropgy

Track by: Kqmade (Anqnymqus)
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Geqmetry by: @diamondbrickz , twitter.com/DiamondBrickZ1 (Warfstache)
Writing by: twitter.com/telepotato; twitter.com/babybowser101
Character Represented: Wilfqrd Warfstache

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WARFSTACHE: Gooood evening our ladies and gents! Tonight we have a special guest joining us for your post-track lore. It took us quite a while to find this sly little clown, but give it up for the judas of the theatre, Komade!

KQMADE: Well, I'm glad sqmeqne cquld finally recqgnize my wqrk in helping keep this wretched flight interesting!

WARF: I would love to do a bit of a preamble... but we only have so much of a character limit here to transcribe, so apologies if I rush things here. First question is the one I know you’ve probably been dying to tell us all!

KQMADE: Why I chqse tq thrqw “thy cqusin” under the bus?

WARF: Actually, I was going to ask if you brought your ice cream coupon so I can stamp it!

KQMADE: We’re qn the radiq… yqu’re qn an airplane… I’m qn an island…. 

WARF: You don’t know how much of a good throwing arm I've got! Anyways, the drama of that situation IS very enticing to many of our... theatre rep enthusiasts… so I suppose it would be a great tragedy to not talk about your own!

KQMADE: Well Mark, it was quite simple really, cqusin was just hqlding me back! Really the whqle “Cqmedy and Tragedy” shtick is such a simple, basic act... sqmething like the Killer Klqwns is a much grander chaotic perfqrmance, bringing everyqne tq their knees and in tears! An ultimate shqw that truly brqught qut the purest emqtiqns fqr everyqne! ...And nq qther sq-called "theatre rep" has tqpped our spectacle since!

WARF: Well, Hidgens gave you the old 1-2 wallop back during April Fools, and those plants did better than you OR your backstabbing buddies, so...

KQMADE: What the- that... that’s impqssible fqr yqu tq knqw! Yqu were busy with that mqtherf**king flqwer frqm the stqrage clqset, a-and Dimentiq said- 

WARF: Sorry, you can't say that on air, I'll need to censor it in the transcript.

KQMADE: I-It dqesn't make any sense… Qur failures in qur suppqsedly perfect scheme were enqugh as is, but nqw YQU sqmehqw-

[ Suddenly, the airplane's WiFi cuts out. ]

WARF: Oh, and just as we were starting to get into the good part! Always when we get close to getting to this clown’s stories he always has to slip away! HELLO! MISSUS COMPUTERMAJIGGY? I WAS TRYING TO HAVE AN INTERVIEW HERE!

…

WARF: Fine! I guess I will handle it myself! ...I'm going to contact my agent after this goshdarn flight finally lands...

[A small grunt and a following whisper comes from the rafters above in Markiplier's Cabin as Warfstache leaves]

???: ...You must know that I have taken the liberty of investigating you, "Warfstache"....

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Squrces:
videogamedunkey - Green Eggs and Jam / Sim Gretina - Watch Out Rengar (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: videogamedunkey)
Ninomae Ina'nis - 『VIOLET』 (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Ninomae Ina’nis)
Retro Shooting - Theme 4 (YquTuber Qutros: UberHaxorNova)
HoloBass - Amelia Watson - Pop on Rocks: A Dr. Seuss Rap (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Amelia Watson)
CORPSE - 🌧️ 𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘤 🌧️ (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Corpse Husband)
Garrett Williamson ft. Scott the Woz - Closing In (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Scott the Woz)
Gawr Gura - REFLECT (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: Gawr Gura)
CalebCity - The homie never shares. (Featuring Nqn-Music Qriented YquTubers: CalebCity)

I Will Not Eat This Here Nor There

TRACK: @gamer-tower
ART: ragnarok#5878
CHARACTERS: Monita
DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qeG8vTTzEU

SOURCES:
- Title: Greenhorne - Miitopia OST (Mii Games)
- Teach Me How To Dougie - Cali Swag District (Tutorials/Guidance)

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Bio by DemonicKraken#0695

Welcome to Nintendo Land! Monita, your park guide, is here to show you our newest attraction: A fun and lively quest through the world of Miitopia, to face evil and save faces! She'll be keeping things running from behind the scenes, but she's got a few sources of her own to assist in the musical side of things--after all, what's a game without a soundtrack?

[ ] Songs relating to Mii-Based Games, and first-party Nintendo RPG's
(Balloon Trip Breeze, Battle: Galados Isle, Find Mii, Gaur Plains)
[ ] Songs relating to theme parks, and franchises represented by Nintendo Land's attractions
(It's A Small World, Mercenary Park, Kass' Theme, This World Of Mine)
[ ] Songs relating to computers, tablets, or other screen-based technology
(DHMIS Computer Song, I ain't got no iPhone, Virus Alert, Backside Of The TV)
[ ] Songs relating to tutorials or guidance
(FNF Tutorial, 009 Sound System Trance, Teach Me How to Dougie, Burn Pygmalion!!!)

Teach Mii How To Play

VOTE! - http://forms.gle/G829zqtSVUYMNrdo7
DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB
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Arrangement: @farthahalaugh
Art: Anonymous, ElectroCV
Stocks: ElectroCV
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Sources:
[ BOTH ]
V.S. Hex - H.E.X [Friday Night Funkin', Sports]
Travis Scott - Stargazing [Travis Scott, Space]
Lil Uzi Vert - Money Longer [Travis Scott Collabs, Guns, Space [Howard the Alien]]
V.S. Hex - Hello World [Friday Night Funkin', Sports]
Rhythm Heaven Fever - Ringside [Rhythm Games, Sports] 
Parappa The Rapper - Cheap Cheap The Cooking Chicken [Rhythm Games, Livestock]
KoltJolt - I thlammed my penith in the car door [Warner Bros, Rhythm Games]

[ BUGS BUNNY]
LilDeuceDeuce - Beep Beep I'm a Sheep [Livestock]
Hideki Naganuma - Funk to the Top [Sports]
Wii Sports OST - Boxing Results [Sports]
Stuck in the Sound - Lets Go [Space]
Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq [Sports]
Hideki Naganuma - Let it Go [Sports]
Madeon ft. Kyan - You're On [Sports [Pro Evolution Soccer 2016]]
Pokemon Sun & Moon OST - Guzma Encounter [Space]
Endigo - Big Chungus [Rabbits]
Bignic - Scream [Sports]
Madeon - Imperium [Sports [FIFA 15]
Hideki Naganuma - AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FUNKY BEAT [Sports]
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic [Space, Warner Bros [Lego Movie 2]]
Madeon & Porter Robinson - Shelter [Sports [FIFA 17]]
Madeon - All My Friends [Sports [R.B.I Baseball 20]]

[ PICO MODE ]
V.S. Whitty - Lo-Fight [Rhythm Games]
Friday Night Funkin' - Tutorial [Rhythm Games]
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At? [Guns]
Persona 4 - Specialist [Schools]
Friday Night Funkin' - Pico [Friday Night Funkin']
The Weeknd - I Can't Feel My Face [Travis Scott Collabs]
Khalid - Young Dumb and Broke [Travis Scott Collabs, Schools]
Persona 3 OST - Iwatodai Dorm [Schools]
Friday Night Funkin' - Blammed [Friday Night Funkin']
Friday Night Funkin' - Game Over [Friday Night Funkin']
Crypt of The Necrodancer - Konga Conga Kappa [Rhythm Games]
Duck Life - Main Theme [Flash]
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[ 002 - BUGS BUNNY ]
- Songs relating to space
(Space Jam, Talking To The Moon, Pixel Galaxy, etc.)
- Songs relating to sports
(Seven Nation Army, That's How I Beat Shaq, Waka Waka, etc.)
- Songs used in WB animated cartoons and movies
(Lego Movie, Happy Feet Two, Storks, etc.)
- Songs relating to rabbits and other livestock
(Big Chungus, I Am Cow, Beep Beep I'm A Sheep, etc.)

[ 003 - PICO MODE ]
- Songs relating to Friday Night Funkin', guns or schools
(Blammed, Vs. Whitty, Crank Dat Super Mario, Ugh, etc.)
(Pumped Up Kicks, 21 Guns, What I Go to School For, ABC, etc.)
- Songs made by Travis Scott and his collaborators when as lead artist
(SICKO MODE, Champions, Songs by Future, Songs by The Weeknd, etc.)
- Songs associated with Newgrounds and Flash games
(EnV~Heaven Rd. 2, Chaoz Fantasy, Run 3, Super Meat Boy, etc.)
- Songs relating to Rhythm games
(Crypt of the NecroDancer, Beat Saber, Parappa The Rapper, Rhythm Heaven, etc.)

[ R1M5P1 ] y Balls!

Arrangement by @libbec

Mɪɴᴏʀ Mᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ Mᴀʟᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ

Songs from Sonic media
(Dr. Gigglymen, Metallic Madness Zone, Ghost Town)

Songs related to racing-based games.. and nothing else!
(Daytona USA, Crash Team Racing, Crazy Taxi)
(̶C̶a̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶n̶s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶?̶,̶ ̶G̶a̶m̶e̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶S̶P̶ ̶B̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶E̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶T̶r̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶T̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶)̶

Songs related to puppets/dolls
(Feeling so Matryoshka, Dollhouse, The Muppets)


Songs used:
1) Flying Battery Zone - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic)
2) Cut Dick - Mr Oizo (Puppets)
3) Stardust Speedway Bad Future (JPN PAL) - Sonic CD (Classic Sonic)
4) Living in the City - Sonic R (Classic Sonic, Racing Games)
5) Main Theme - Battleblock Theater (Puppets)
6) Boss Theme - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Classic Sonic)

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Discord: discord.gg/BPXZFar

Transmission Select: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J2KKiXPQD9iYOp_ci6dhrEqPbasPaPQhIt-LvITKf50/edit

Flying in the City

Check out The Game! 
@enterthegame

Track by: @pikapepe_mashupz
Art by: twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, @e-twoup

Tom Cardy - H.Y.C.Y.BH? (Tik Tok - Tik Tok)
Regular Show Intro (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Shakira - She Wolf (Bubblegum - Disco Pop)
Ke$ha - We R Who We R (Tik Tok - Ke$ha)
Kendrick Lamar - King Kunta (Bubblegum - Royalty)
Childish Gambino - Worldstar (Offsource)
The Amazing World Of Gumball - The Banana (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (Tik Tok - Party)
Teen Titans GO! - Waffles (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Halogen - U Got That (Tik Tok - Animation Memes)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) (Tik Tok - Party)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok - Ke$ha)
Clarence Theme Song (Bubblegum - Cartoon Network)
Dua Lipa - Don't Start Now (Bubblegum - Disco Pop)

{ ACOR X THE GAME ~ PHASE 1 } JayJay's Hype-Up Music

SPECIAL GUEST 4: SAKURA-CHAN AND TEREZI-CHAN

[ death420, homestuck, and its fan-content/artists ]
[ webcomics, web animation, and parodies/satire songs ]
[ slice of life/magical girl animes, and otaku culture ]
[ rage, royalty, and cats ]

The Musical Ghost - Attack Of The Killer Queen Remix (Royalty/Homestuck Artists)
Satellite Young - Don't Graduate, Senpai! (Slice of Life/Web Animation: Senpai Club)
OFF - Fake Orchestra (death420)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Crank Squad - Crank That Super Mario (death420)
Kero Kero Bonito - The Princess and the Clock (Royalty)
Jake Kaufman - Ice Kingdom Action (Royalty)
POP TEAM EPIC - OPENING THEME (Otaku Culture)
Ockeroid - Holy Bass On A Beat (Web Animation)

The Fake Queen Club

TRACK BY: @happysackboy29
ART BY: @happysackboy29
CHARACTER: Golden Flowers

[ SOURCES ] -

Undertale - Once Upon A Time
two^ - Jetblack Redaction
Undertale - Small Shock
two^ - Figment Forming Buildup
Undertale - Anticipation
Undertale - Your Best Friend
Undertale SFX

Your LOVE...

Arrangement by @libbec

1F Y0U'R3 R34D1NG 7H15, Y0U 5H0ULD C0MM3N7 "1 L13K W4FFL3S 4ND (ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜰʟᴇsʜ ʜᴇʀᴇ)"

- Memes that made memories! a̴͠͝n̸͌̾d̷̪̓ ̵́̚m̵͊͐e̶̢͆m̸̑̚o̵͑̂r̷̺̉í̸̇e̴̱̕ṣ̵͆ ̶̒͊t̸̊̆h̸̅͘ã̸̡ẗ̶̠́ ̸̈͑k̸͊̌e̴̛̽p̷̂́ṫ̵͠ ̵̑͆ý̵̬ö̶́̔u̸̅͐ ̷̗͗ụ̴͘p̵̡͑  [Early Internet Memes and Early Internet Traumatic Content]
(Nyan Cat, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Я о́чень рад, ведь я, наконе́ц, возвраща́юсь домо́й)
(I Feel Fantastic, Beware the Friendly Stranger, I Me You Love God)

- Stuff I think is ̷̔̍a̷͊͝ẘ̷̦e̴̺͆s̸̜̾o̵̥̔m̸͑̋è̶̈́  [Violence, Gore, 21st Century Humour, and generally anything fitting]
(Your Liver, 666 Kill Chop Deluxe, Khaos x4)
(Among Us, Big Chungus, Ultra Instinct Theme)

- Flipnote and Flash media
(What is Love, Caramelldansen, I Can Walk on Water)
(The Impossible Quiz, Dance Mr. Funnybones, Happy Wheels)

Songs used:
Songs used:
1) Rainbow Factory - WoodenToaster (memories that kept you up - WH3R3 N07 4 S1NGL3 50UL G37S 7HR0UGH)
2) Among Us Trap Remix (Stuff I think is Awesome - H0P 0N 4M0NG U5 XD)
3) Bad Romance - Lady GaGa (Flipnote)
4) Slenderman (memories that kept you up  - Y0U KN0W, H3'5 5T1LL 0U7 7H3R3)
5) Paralyzer - Finger Eleven (Flipnote)
6) Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work (Stuff I think is awesome - Y0UR L4CK 0F KN0WL3DG3! K1ND4 FUNNY)
6) Endless - FNF Vs. Sonic.exe (memories that kept you up  - 7H3 FUN 15 1NF1N173!)
7) Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls (Memes that made memories!, Flipnote)
8) Balla Da Li - Boom Boxx (L0L)

[Read the lore transcript here!]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SDh5t2NegBop-NtVKQdZaCtPkR_KfICBkZlNxU-4BdM/edit?usp=sharing

Music: Thank You, Assists! (That'll Be 24k ¥)
Artwork: aeiouko (https://twitter.com/c0ffee_crazee), TruffleShuff13 (https://twitter.com/TruffleShuff13)
Mashup: xinos (https://soundcloud.com/xinos1)
Writing: avery (https://twitter.com/999_avery)
VS Template: Th30ne
Characters Represented: XO-Tan, Reigen Arataka

Sources (Both):
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic [2010's+ R&B / Money]
Childish Gambino - Zombies [2010's+ R&B / Undead]

Sources (XO-Tan):
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem [Partying]
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face [The Weeknd / XO Records]
Twenty One Pilots - Saturday [Days of the Week]
2 Mello - RAVE SHIT [Partying: Raves]

Sources (Reigen Arataka):
King Gnu - One Way [Shonen: Jujutsu Kaisen 0]
Mob Psycho 100 - Thank You, Espers (Reigen Arataka's Character Song) [Mob Psycho 100]
Shane McMahon - Here Comes The Money [Money]

XO-Tan
- Songs featuring The Weeknd and other artists under the XO Records label.
(Thursday, Blinding Lights, Starboy, Belly, Nav, Black Atlas, etc.)

- 2010 and onward’s R&B music.
(Hotline Bling, Run The World, Let Me Love You, etc.)

- Songs related to parties or days of the week.
(Party Rock Anthem, Party In The U.S.A., Last Friday Night, Working for the Weekend, etc.)

- Songs, music videos, & albums with an anime aesthetic.
(Shelter, Harder Better Faster, Futsal Shuffle 2020)

Reigen Arataka
- Songs from Mob Psycho 100 and other Shonen-styled works 
(99, Kageyama Kyoudai no Kakushitsu Kyoudai no Kizuna, GO GO REIGEN!, Memosepia)
(One Punch Man, My Hero Academia, Death Note, One Piece, etc.)

- Songs related to ghosts, spirits, and the general undead 
(Ghostbusters, Spooky Scary Skeletons, Re: Your Brains, I'm Not a Vampire, etc.)

- Songs related to business and finance, or characters with money-related desires 
(Whales, Money Game, Wii Shop Channel, WarioWare, etc.)

Thank You, Assists! (That'll Be 24k ¥)

Music: A Bitter Chat on A Funny Stream
Artwork: rinaten (@yaysmile)
Mashup: Austhetic (@austhetic)
Character Represented: Bork

Sources:
Another Unnecessary Tournament - A Bitter Heart and A Fluffy Dream (Bork’s Collaborators: rinaten)
Weezer - Say It Ain't So (Bork's Favorite Artists, Power Pop)
Deltarune - BIG SHOT (Size)
Weezer - Island In The Sun (Bork's Favorite Artists, Power Pop)
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom (Power Pop)
Blink-182 - All the Small Things (Size)
Weezer - Undone (Bork's Favorite Artists, Power Pop)
Maroon 5 - This Love (Power Pop)
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (Twitch)
Jellyfish - Ignorance Is Bliss (Power Pop)
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https://discord.gg/k3aPAmw
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Pog! Bork enters the fray! Not being able to make the cut into the main roster, Bork has been given a chance in the spotlight as an Assist Trophy! Representing all things of all sizes, Bork brings her classic Weezer jokes and her classic pog moments for a roster that can surely back anyone up when they're in need!

Sources:
- Songs by bork, their collaborators/favorite artists, or in the Power Pop genre.
(Bork's Awesome Song, A Very Sussy Crewmas, Say It Ain't So, Maroon 5)

- Songs related to Twitch or popular streamers
(Mario's Mystery Meat OST, Ram Ranch, Stal from Minecraft)

- Songs related to Self-Inserts or the Self
(Mother: Cognitive Dissonance OST, Me, Myself and I by Beyonce, FNaF World)

- Songs related to size or things notable for their size
(The Notorious B.I.G., Little Big Planet, Bugs)

A Bitter Chat on A Funny Stream

READ OWN WAY'S OPENING INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPTION HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R94FkpwAD6r3bhCyJkqGshJAZXTOncH3iiE4Z-22lFs/edit?usp=sharing

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Hailing from her home city of Tokyo, it's OWN WAY! A budding future funk producer with big dreams, she's here to prove herself while doing her best for Second Heaven in the process. She may be new to the world of music, but this funky breath of fresh air may just be the one to take it all. So buckle in: you're now listening to OWN WAY.

Sources
- Songs by (or sampled by) MACROSS 82-99 and collaborators
  (『82.99 F.M』, A Million Miles Away, It's Own Way)
(Yung Bae, Neon Vectors, Kero Kero Bonito)
- Songs in the city pop/future funk and J-Funk genres
  (Plastic Love, Cherry Pepsi, BABYBABYの夢)
- Songs with a notable (modern) chiptune style
  (Prom Night, Lullaby, Giddy)

Track: Sword (@swordsadventure)
Render: Aeiouko (@keep-smyling-2)
Writing: MoonageDream

Songs used:
High Above The Land [James Landino Remix] - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
An Underlying Problem - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
Potential For Anything - VVVVVV (Modern Chiptune)
Prom Night - Anamanaguchi Ft. Bianca Raquel (Modern Chiptune)
Network Dance - Fujifire Ft. Next Access (Future Funk)
Neoncity Racing Team - MACROSS 82-99 ()
The Princess & The Clock - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Whispy Woods/Game Over - MACROSS 82-99 Ft. Strider-Kun ()
Funky Party People, Everybody Put Your Hands Up! - BRADIO-Flyer (J-Funk)
Break - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Fun Tonight - MACROSS 82-99 ()
Penguins of the Apocalypse - fearofdark (Modern Chiptune)
Dress Down - Kaoru Akimoto (City Pop)

High Above The Outcast Ocean

Welcome to Another Unnecessary Tournament; a bracket packed with a multitude of characters inspired by SiivaGunner's King For a Day Tournament, where they will each compete for a surplus of tracks based on their sources.

Tournament Outline:
- There will be 16 characters in total.
- Matchups will have Vs. Tracks uploaded alongside the poll for the vote.
- This tournament is Double Elimination.
- Contestants will get tracks before the end of the tournament too, alongside victory themes (ala the King for a Day Tournament)
- The prize is a bunch of tracks themed around that character and its sources.

A Bitter Chat on A Funny Stream

Another Unnecessary Tournament

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