Shitpost hell V.5 - Final Shitdown

Arrangement by @libbec

Mɪɴᴏʀ Mᴇᴄʜᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ Mᴀʟᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ

Songs from Sonic media
(Dr. Gigglymen, Metallic Madness Zone, Ghost Town)

Songs related to racing-based games.. and nothing else!
(Daytona USA, Crash Team Racing, Crazy Taxi)
(̶C̶a̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶u̶n̶s̶h̶i̶n̶e̶?̶,̶ ̶G̶a̶m̶e̶b̶o̶y̶ ̶A̶d̶v̶a̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶S̶P̶ ̶B̶l̶u̶e̶ ̶E̶d̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶T̶r̶i̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶T̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶)̶

Songs related to puppets/dolls
(Feeling so Matryoshka, Dollhouse, The Muppets)


Songs used:
1) Flying Battery Zone - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic)
2) Cut Dick - Mr Oizo (Puppets)
3) Stardust Speedway Bad Future (JPN PAL) - Sonic CD (Classic Sonic)
4) Living in the City - Sonic R (Classic Sonic, Racing Games)
5) Main Theme - Battleblock Theater (Puppets)
6) Boss Theme - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Classic Sonic)

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Discord: discord.gg/BPXZFar

Transmission Select: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J2KKiXPQD9iYOp_ci6dhrEqPbasPaPQhIt-LvITKf50/edit

Flying in the City

58 VOTES. IMPRESSIVE INCREASE. THE WINNER ONLY JUST BEGAN TO EDGE OUT THE LOSER IN THE END, IT WAS EVEN UNTIL THEN.
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OREL PUPPINGTON IS VICTORIOUS! 

Orel Puppington - 33 Votes (56.9%)
Rabbits of Habit - 25 Votes (43.1%)


(Build Up Track by The Skelliz, Victory Theme by Maddy, Art and description dialogue by PolarOpposite44.)

[MATCH B] RESULTS

Track by: @xinos1
Art by: @atlantic-aqua

AFAD 😐 
AFAD, Japan 🤯

[LOSERS ROUND 2 MATCH 8 BOSS] Place, Japan
- Songs related to places, land, and countries
- Songs that soy people enjoy
- Songs from Japan
- Songs you'll love

Songs used:
SUSHIBOYS - ｓａｖｅ (Japan)
Porter Robinson ft. Amy Millan - Divinity (Places: "Worlds" Album)
It's Called A Road, It's Called A Rainbow Road (Places)
Persona 5 - The Whims of Fate (Soy People Enjoy: Persona 5 / Japan)
Pokemon HeartGold & SoulSilver - National Park (Soy People Enjoy: Pokemon Games / Japan)
Iyaz - Replay (Songs you'll love)
Lucky Star - Motekke! Sailor Fuku (Japan / Songs You'll Love!)

freethinkers when they hear music

Track by @valoregal
Art by twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok

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:)

INTRODUCTION - MS. BOX

Just a remake of someone's siivagunner rip I wanted to add more of the guitar stems into https://youtu.be/G2oAolWhVEU
I had this lying around since like 2019? And didn't intend to upload it but I'm out of stuff to upload so I'm posting it anyway

sources:
"The Only Thing I Know For Real" from Metal Gear Rising
Maroon 5 - Harder to Breathe

https://youtu.be/jn2rnBiPiX8

skellygore ytpmvs and mashups (2021-2022)

The Only Thing I Know For Real is Breathing

Another Cool Fan Track i whipped up Because they're my favorite Character and they are awesome.

Hope ya'll Enjoy the track!

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(DOOMED 06 - DUBIOUS DUO)

Really? Aren't they a bit old for this type of attire? Although I'd gladly take a donation from the short one~!

- "Twitch" games & non-virtual twitch streamers in general
(Fortnite, Fall Guys, League of Legends)
- Money & greed
(If I Had a Million Dollars, Material Girl, Money for Nothing)
- FPS games & guns
(Fortnite, 21 Guns, TF2)
- Plants
(Sunflower, Watermelon Sugar, White Roses)
- Franchises featured in Fortnite crossovers
(Marvel, Rocket League, Ghostbusters)

Songs Used:

3LAU, Ninja - It's Game Time [Non-Virtual Twitch Streamers: Take a Guess]
Fortnite - Limitless [Twitch Games]
Carpenter Brut - Le Perv [Offsource]
Bruno Mars - Finesse [Fortnite Crossovers]
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters [Fortnite Crossovers]
Joywave - Destruction [Fortnite Crossovers]
The 88 - Biggering [Greed, I will probably be Killed for this]
I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Sugar Pills [Fortnite Crossovers]
Weezer - Living in L.A [Semi-Source, Fortnite Crossovers: WeezerWorld]
Fortnite - Work It [Twitch Games]
Fortnite - Origin's Anthem [Twitch Games]
Fortnite - The End [Twitch Games]

[FANMADE] Le Gamer's Anthem

𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔

It's been on my pc for a bit. Thought it was time to post it. Still haven't seen the Sonic 2 movie.

G.I.A.N.T.E.G.G.M.A.N.

[Maroon 5 x Maximum Tune]
title joke 'moves like jagger + glory days' haha isnt that so funny hehe hoho really glad that i was able to recreate just how much they've butchered the wangan midnight maximum tune 6 R R DX EX + + logo over the years

credit to the original poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvsSlDBpiE
i wanted an HQ version


for my pal kat

YT: https://youtu.be/R6Ah1xJzk2o

Moves 4 Days

[Read the lore transcript here!]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i8b6ecER7oqFLmnLQLSJv6pyCbc4R637MoLtQosJ8fo/edit?usp=sharing

Music: Pulling Synth Strings
Artwork: rinaten (https://twitter.com/yayrinaten)
Arrangement: Austhetic (https://soundcloud.com/austhetic)
Writing: RAGNAMALAMITY (https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity)
Character Represented: Gaylord Robinson
Sources:
Jack O'Reilly - The Synth Wars [Turner Broadcasting: Regular Show]
Deltarune - BIG SHOT [Puppets]
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Margaret! I'm Joining AUT! Gaylord Robinson sets stage! After auditioning, old and angry Mr. Robinson managed to get his hands on a slot in the tourney! He wants to sing and dance; who's to say he can't make tracks too? And when he does, well...he'll give it his everything! Like what Turner Shows bring, like puppets with no string, like some weird Mixed-Media thing, like all those wonderful, wonderful things! 

Sources:
- Songs related to Turner Broadcasting Media.
(The Amazing World of Gumball OST, Songs in Regular Show, Songs in Impractical Jokers, etc.)

- Songs related to puppetry and theatre.
(Songs from The Muppets, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Songs, BattleBlock Theatre OST, etc.)

- Songs related to media that utilizes unconventional art mediums.
(Hylics OSTs, Cuphead OST, Anything classified as "Mixed-Media", etc.)

- Songs related to the old and vintage.
(Retrowave genre, Jet Set Classic, Old Town Road, etc.)

Pulling Synth Strings

BOOBOO: "HOLY SHIT IS THAT BORK?!?"
BORK: "Booboo Gaming?! Pog!"

Music: streamer anxiety
Artwork: rinaten (https://twitter.com/yayrinaten)
Mashup: xinos (https://soundcloud.com/xinos1)
VS Template: monotart (https://twitter.com/monotart)
Characters Represented: Bork, Booboo Gaming

Sources (Bork):
Rav - ANXIETY PERSISTS [Bork's Favourite Artists: Rav]

Sources (Booboo Gaming):
MDK - Anxiety [House]

Bork
- Songs by bork, their collaborators/favorite artists, or in the Power Pop genre.
(Bork's Awesome Song, A Very Sussy Crewmas, Say It Ain't So, Maroon 5)

- Songs related to Twitch or popular streamers.
(Mario's Mystery Meat OST, Ram Ranch, Stal from Minecraft)

- Songs related to Self-Inserts or the Self.
(Mother: Cognitive Dissonance OST, Me, Myself and I by Beyonce, FNaF World)

- Songs related to size or things notable for their size.
(The Notorious B.I.G., Little Big Planet, Bugs)

Booboo Gaming
- Tracks featuring songs in House and Nerdcore genres
(ex: Porter Robinson music, songs by Skrillex, songs featuring Dan Bull)

- Tracks featuring songs related to esports
(ex: Music from Overwatch)

- Tracks featuring songs related to rejection and loneliness
(ex: All By Myself)

streamer anxiety

Arrangement by @libbec

1F Y0U'R3 R34D1NG 7H15, Y0U 5H0ULD C0MM3N7 "1 L13K W4FFL3S 4ND (ɪɴsᴇʀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ꜰʟᴇsʜ ʜᴇʀᴇ)"

- Memes that made memories! a̴͠͝n̸͌̾d̷̪̓ ̵́̚m̵͊͐e̶̢͆m̸̑̚o̵͑̂r̷̺̉í̸̇e̴̱̕ṣ̵͆ ̶̒͊t̸̊̆h̸̅͘ã̸̡ẗ̶̠́ ̸̈͑k̸͊̌e̴̛̽p̷̂́ṫ̵͠ ̵̑͆ý̵̬ö̶́̔u̸̅͐ ̷̗͗ụ̴͘p̵̡͑  [Early Internet Memes and Early Internet Traumatic Content]
(Nyan Cat, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Я о́чень рад, ведь я, наконе́ц, возвраща́юсь домо́й)
(I Feel Fantastic, Beware the Friendly Stranger, I Me You Love God)

- Stuff I think is ̷̔̍a̷͊͝ẘ̷̦e̴̺͆s̸̜̾o̵̥̔m̸͑̋è̶̈́  [Violence, Gore, 21st Century Humour, and generally anything fitting]
(Your Liver, 666 Kill Chop Deluxe, Khaos x4)
(Among Us, Big Chungus, Ultra Instinct Theme)

- Flipnote and Flash media
(What is Love, Caramelldansen, I Can Walk on Water)
(The Impossible Quiz, Dance Mr. Funnybones, Happy Wheels)

Songs used:
Songs used:
1) Rainbow Factory - WoodenToaster (memories that kept you up - WH3R3 N07 4 S1NGL3 50UL G37S 7HR0UGH)
2) Among Us Trap Remix (Stuff I think is Awesome - H0P 0N 4M0NG U5 XD)
3) Bad Romance - Lady GaGa (Flipnote)
4) Slenderman (memories that kept you up  - Y0U KN0W, H3'5 5T1LL 0U7 7H3R3)
5) Paralyzer - Finger Eleven (Flipnote)
6) Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work (Stuff I think is awesome - Y0UR L4CK 0F KN0WL3DG3! K1ND4 FUNNY)
6) Endless - FNF Vs. Sonic.exe (memories that kept you up  - 7H3 FUN 15 1NF1N173!)
7) Caramelldansen - Caramella Girls (Memes that made memories!, Flipnote)
8) Balla Da Li - Boom Boxx (L0L)

Music: Dirt and Hydrogen
Artwork: pokopakku (https://twitter.com/pokopakku)
Mashup: Mr. Jazz (https://soundcloud.com/mrjazzisstillbored)
Characters Represented: Baby
Sources:
Gustavo Coutinho - Dirt and Dust [Felony Crime]
Simon Viklund - The Gauntlet [Felony Crime]
M.O.O.N - Hydrogen [Felony Crime]
Madeon - The Prince [Songs About Music]
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks [Felony Crime / Cars]
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Drifting into AUT's lane, here comes Baby! Quitting just ain't his stick, so for the cast of AUT, he'll be there to provide whatever they need. With his unbelievable knack for driving, he brings with him tunes from all things cars, alongside a couple things he's sampled along the road on his tape recorder. There's no doubt Baby'll drop some killer tracks; Some would even say they'll be... Bananas!

Sources:
- Songs featured in Edgar Wright films, and artists in the Baby Driver soundtrack.
(Black Sheep, Village Green, Songs by Focus, Songs by Barry White)

- Songs notorious for their use of unauthorized sampling or directly about music and sound. 
(Ultralight Beam, Ice Ice Baby, Music Park)

- Songs related to cars.
(Daytona USA's Attract Theme, Drive By, Shut Up and Drive)

- Songs featured in media about organized or felony crime.
(Payday OST, Breaking Bad, Yakuza)

Dirt and Hydrogen

[DOPPELGANGER]: Knock it off! You're destroying all my stuff!
[FIREFOX]: You're lucky you gave yourself the "fireproof" adjective, or YOU'D be the one burnt to a fucking crisp right now!

VOTE NOW!
https://forms.gle/gYMTwXf4xeDv2MDh6

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Track by: @tripped-as-fawk-boi
Art by: @TawnyBarnOwl
Characters: Doppelganger, Firefox

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[SOURCES USED:]

BOTH:
Terraria - Underworld (Sandbox/Fire)
Inscryption - G0lly's Theme (Deception/Intetnet)
DM DOKURO - Roar Of The Jungle Dragon (Sandbox/Fire)

FIREFOX:
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (Fire)
Whitewoods - Beachwalk (Fire/Canines/Vaporwave)
Toby Fox - Attack Of The Killer Queen (Canines/Computers)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Internet)
Toby Fox - Another Medium (Canines/Fire)
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (Fire)

DOPPELGANGER:
Terraria - Boss 1 (Sandbox)
DM DOKURO - Scourge Of The Universe (Sandbox)
Minecraft - Pigstep (Sandbox)
Abandoned Pools - Master (Doppelgangers)
Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE (Doppelgangers)
DAGames - Ambush (Doppelgangers/Deception)

[ R1 - M2 ] - Scourge Of The Internet

one more final: i need (You)s
vid:
https://youtu.be/vnvs3YCI1HE

I am (not) one of you.

[Intro]
Reese growl, steel howl, drop-tuned thunder,
Dark room, low boom, tear the veil asunder.
Glitch spark, kick mark, neon faith unmasked—
Bass like a black river, push the idol to the past.

[Verse 1]
Grave-grid cadence, razor cadence—hat ticks, vein-flicks,
Flag-slick sales pitch—fear-credit, pain-fix.
Rust-bent catechisms—cash-crowned catechresis,
Mammon in the marrow, hawking holiness in pieces.
I don’t pledge a throne of stone to clone our souls in code,
I pledge the loaves and phones that keep the open table owed.
Halftime hammer, trap stagger, boom-bap backbone,
Neuro-sinew, dubstep sine wave carving through the backbone.
Culture cops in collars, call it order—cage the choir;
We torch the script with living water, douse their paper fire.
Multi-rhyme mortar, mortarboards of militant pride—
We drop the drawbridge down for strangers standing outside.
If empire’s algorithm aims to amputate our care,
We jailbreak heaven’s firmware—mercy patches everywhere.

[Pre-Chorus]
Low light, long night—still the heart drums honest,
Bassline covenant—break the counterfeit promise.

[Chorus]
No crown on cash, no chains on breath,
Deep bass bless, we drown out death.
No flag on faith, no throne on trust,
Drop-tuned love shakes gates to dust.
All rise, all free—one beat, one choir,
Neuro-kick, dub-writ, set hearts on fire.
No crown on cash, no chains on breath—
Bass says “live,” we answer “yes.”

[Verse 2]
Riff-chug, grit-lug, iron-lung snare crack,
Cadence cuts through static like a cobalt track.
Brokered halos auctioned off in weekday liturgies,
We counter with a pantry law: bread-based liturgies.
Pocket-polyrhythms: I weave a civic psalm in six,
Then slip to four-on-the-floor—truth lands, sticks.
Binary priests preach “buy or die,” try to brand the dawn,
But sunrise is an open-source—every soul logs on.
These jackboot metaphysics—ego metrics, profit ticks—
We pivot to a kingdom math: healers paid, the hungry picked.
Nu-metal grit in the grit of my teeth,
While the Reese sub wreathes through the grief underneath.
Not a saber but a scalpel in the rhyme scheme’s hand,
Cut the tumor from the budget, let the people stand.

[Breakdown — Halftime]
(Grind)—low, low, low—
(Climb)—soul, soul, soul.
Chug the floor tom, stomp the marrow,
Hands like lanterns, light the narrow.

[Bridge]
If power sells a paradise that only hoards can enter,
We shift the temple’s center—neighbor, table, mentor.
If tyrants ghost the ballot, we will body out the vote,
If law forgets the widow, we will write her name in notes.
Silence in the snare gap—hear the Spirit breathe,
Liberty is born where we unlearn to leave.

[Chorus]
No crown on cash, no chains on breath,
Deep bass bless, we drown out death.
No flag on faith, no throne on trust,
Drop-tuned love shakes gates to dust.
All rise, all free—one beat, one choir,
Neuro-kick, dub-writ, set hearts on fire.
No crown on cash, no chains on breath—
Bass says “live,” we answer “yes.”

[Outro]
Syncopated halo, grayscale rain—
808 benediction on the windowpane.
When the subline speaks, all idols fall—
We tune the room to freedom, welcome all.

LOW LIGHT LONG NIGHT

Welcome to Another Unnecessary Tournament; a bracket packed with a multitude of characters inspired by SiivaGunner's King For a Day Tournament, where they will each compete for a surplus of tracks based on their sources.

Tournament Outline:
- There will be 16 characters in total.
- Matchups will have Vs. Tracks uploaded alongside the poll for the vote.
- This tournament is Double Elimination.
- Contestants will get tracks before the end of the tournament too, alongside victory themes (ala the King for a Day Tournament)
- The prize is a bunch of tracks themed around that character and its sources.

streamer anxiety

Another Unnecessary Tournament

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