I've been waiting 2 weeks for this release 💕

KEEP THE PACE

Puke

In the End It Always Does

Touching Yourself

I Miss You Already + I Haven’t Left Yet

Want It All

Flood

Slipping Away

Read the Room

Cold Brew

🛡️🎶 Welcome to the Guild V.A.! 🎶🛡️ “Adventurer’s Health Plan (The D&D VA Song)” is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to every brave soul who's ever rolled a nat 1 on their insurance coverage. From dragon claw injuries to Beholder eye exams, this bardic banger skewers the fantasy healthcare system with wit, charm, and just a touch of necromancy. 
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Whether you're a lone adventurer or part of a cursed party plan, this anthem will have you laughing, cringing, and humming along as you wait three hours in the tray.

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The Guild VA

Cant give up

Puke

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