『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles Of Akademi - YanChan Vs YanKun

[Yandere Simulator] The final battle (Ayano Aishi Vs Michaela Laws)

Created by StrawberrySana
Vocals:
StrawberrySana - Natsuki/Monika
Pastelle - Yuri

(I do not claim ownership of this song.  All credit to its rightful owners.)

Natsuki vs Yuri - Rap Battle - StraberrySana

Beat: Deathlight 
Written by: Avav, Kamren, Geon, Seth, Dustin and Bork
Mixed by: Dustin 

Yuri: GarbageGothic
Himiko Toga: Avav
Deku (Cameo): Julian
Announcer: Geon

Toga :
Let's cut to the chase, with blood dripping from your wrist
I'll get my fill and move on once I've drained this masochist 
You can daydream what you want, keep wasting time on your stories
When I’m through with you, that back pain will be the least of your worries
Squeeze yourself in one more cup, before you start spilling the tea
When in the League you learn a thing or two about killing the beat
In your nuthouse of a quartet, you’re the member most disliked
I’d take more out, but there is nothing left of this dyke.

Yuri :
Today I cut my skin open for the first time, it was exhilarating.
I think I understand how *glitch* feels now. 
I’m supposed to be the responsible one though. 
So I don’t think I’ll be doing it again unless I decide to kill myself. 
Saying I'm a dyke? That's laughable! Time to leave my marks on 
A side chick who won't return in the next chapter of Markov
But a Dicku won’t be present if you’re filled with all this lust 
Or is this the next attempt from you begging to join a club
You’ll be cut on the edges if you are starting this game 
Trying to make your own name by crossdressing as Bane?
Seriously, how am I supposed to take this psycho as a threat
When you confuse your own target for a sudden love interest?

Toga :
Pretty good job, if you try to make me yawn-dere
Smeared those verses with the pen that you use to pop cherries? 
You can’t get over a no and leave all your notes like “notice me”
It’s an insult to my quirk to be opposing this poetry
Sad that the only thing you've inspired inside your fandom's eyes
Is to have dirty, perverted artists increasing your breast size
I’ll have you choking out for MC when my blade pierces your lungs
So come on try and spit some more, I'm used to cutting tongues 

Yuri :
Let’s cut this verse into pieces, I’ll let you lick it off my knife.
You’re not gaining any friends in whatever form you arrive
Unstable and uncanny, why don’t you just stick to portraying Cammie 
Cause with your powers that suck, it's kinda hard to make you scary
It’s time for you to step back, claiming friends with extortion 
You forced ship with some poor kid. Now there’s some missed-fortune
I’ll save you a cupcake, eat it at your pity party later
Cuz your fate of being roasted will never leave pen and paper

Himiko Toga vs Yuri - Rap Battle

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The Yandere Rap Battle (PART 2 COMING SOON, READ DESC)

Beat: Gemini by Kustom
Written by: Avav, JayJitsu, Peachumari
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Flow Test: Freshy Kanal

Natsuki: JayJitsu
Bakugo:  MykUnyd


Please send bolded backup lines separately! 

Bakugo: 
Oh god, I’m fighting a weeb? Man, this shit really sucks.
Just know I’m not sparing your feelings; I don’t give a single fuck.
Step aside you filthy extra, I don’t wanna waste my time
You’re going up against me? You’ve got a mountain to climb.
Do I have the wrong person?  Bitch, you look like you’re 11
Either way I’m gonna stun grenade your ass straight i --nto heaven 
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, you’re about to feel a blast
You may be a puny girl, but I won’t hold back on your ass


Natsuki:
Oh no, I’m so scared! You’ve really got me in a whirl!
You say that you’re a good guy but you’re picking on a girl?
Are you a hero or an asshole? Dude I can’t really tell.
Instead of being both and failing just pick one and do it well. 
You go by “King Explosion Murder”? Man, that’s really frickin’ lame! (Maybe a Bakugou growl here?)
“Picking a decent hero title?” yeah, you lost that game. 
You aim for number 1? You wanna act real tough?
Well you can’t do that alone, if season 3 was proof enough. 

Bakugo:
Don’t make me laugh, you sack of garbage. You are nothing but pathetic
The shit that leaves your mouth is anything but “poetic”
You call yourself a writer? You are totally ineloquent  
You think you matter in your story but you’re actually irrelevant
It wasn’t hard to delete you, just a snap of the neck 
Now, go bake yourself an exit, you little pink haired nit wit 
Keep blabbing and I’ll be the last to put your ass in check
It’s too bad that your dad has already beat me to it


Natsuki:
You’re calling me ineloquent? Okay, Yuri, look at yourself! 
It’s clear that half of your vocabulary’s “damn” and nothing else! (Bakugou: DAMN!)
You’re an asshole to your boyfriend and your fangirls say they “stan it”
And at least my “childish” tantrums can’t blow up the frickin’ planet. 
You’re gonna talk about my dad, well hey! Let’s talk about your mom!
Take a guess how many times I found her on pornhub.com 
I’ll be honest, you’re one of the worst characters in the cast.
So I'll wrap this up now, You know what? I had a blast.

Katsuki Bakugou vs Natsuki - Rap Battle

Beat: Dream Land by Surce
Written by: Avav, JayJitsu, Freshy Kanal and Kamren
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Flow Test: Avav

Sayori: Avav
Ochaco Uraraka: M0MORI

Uraraka: 
I was chosen with the all stars, I’m rising to fame.
Meanwhile you’re sitting in a dating sim, stuck in a game.
I think you know you’ve met your match; I’ve got the heroes on my side,
The only people standing in your corner have already died!
You’re just a childhood friend, wishing the days would never end,
And yet behind the smile we all know you’re playing pretend!
Oh come on don’t choke, it’s just a noose around your throat.
So get rid of the rope, you no longer need it to float.

Sayori:
Your quirk's supposed to make you weightless right? So lose a few pounds!
I know you vomit on the daily but you're lookin' pretty round!
I find it really cute the way you want to be a hero,
Sucks that your IQ is lower than “Gravity Zero”.
I know that Deku kinda likes you, he may love you a lot!
Too bad he’s gonna end up seeing you’re a happy little thot.
Aww, you’re blushing so hard! That’s why they call you “Pink Cheeks” 
A shame the only weeaboos that like you tend to be freaks. 

Uraraka:
Oh, my fans are all freaks? At least they’re not all depressed?
Your rhymes have got no nuance, while mine are full of finesse
And when you load up your game, your death is already foreseen,
My show is getting new seasons, you’re stuck in 2017.

Sayori:
With my pen I write insane bars, that's how the story goes
Only time you spit straight flows is when you vomit rainbows 
So call your friends for help, even your boyfriend can't save you (Uraraka: HEY! WAIT!)
He couldn't stop a sludge guy? *sarcastic* Yeah, 'cuz that's what 'heroes' do. 

Uraraka:
Take your scalp off, put your dreams inside, just like a cookie jar. (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
But think; just walking home with MC only gets you so far (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
Oh, did that really hurt? Was that too hard for you to chew? (Sayori: Get out of my head!)
I think I’d better rap this up; your lips are getting blue! (Sayori: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!)

Sayori:
Your personality is  lacking, seems you’re nothing but a bore
“I’m nice, I’m cute, I’m perfect!” Yawn, you make me want to snore *Ochako voice*
You’re such a loser, just a baby, you’re gonna die alone,
All that’s left for you to do is go and “hang up” the phone.

Ochaco Uraraka vs Sayori - Rap Battle

Beat: Civic by Kustom 
Written by: Avav, Jayitsu
Mixed by: FreshyKanal
Flow Test: JayJitsu
Monika: Melodiva
Tenya Iida: C_Squint

Tenya: 
Settle down class, I’m about to deal the hurt
It’ll be over in 10 seconds when I Recipro Burst
You wanna take me on? You’re not the first so get in line,
Although I guess it doesn’t matter, since victory is mine.
You’re making a mistake, looking with that cocky stare,
You should know this is no game if you are really self-aware.
To reach the finish line we know that discipline’s a must,
So put on your running shoes; I’m gonna leave you in the dust.

Monika:
One battle against me and you’ll have wished you refrained.
If you wanna fight, you can try, but you’ll probably get stained
You couldn’t save your brother, but you think you can beat me?
I think between the two of us, I’m the superior being
You may be your class rep but I’m the doki doki president 
You’re practically a sheet of metal; all you do is get bent.
You wanna be a hero? You’re a Sonic wannabe,
I’ll bet even at your fastest that you can’t keep up with me

Tenya:
Only started chasing your dreams? I’ve been running since I was ten!
I thought you’d learn after my first line but let’s try this again.
I’m a noble gentleman, you’re a cruel and evil student,
Your actions have consequences, but you’re clearly imprudent.
I’m a representative; that means I speak for my class,
The only thing that you can speak for is that boy you harass. 
Your friends, as I see it, you’ll always be far below them
So stop challenging my words and go back to writing poems

Monika:
Okay, everyone! It’s time to beat him, fair and square!
I’m gonna win this battle so you better prepare. 
A nerdy geek like you is bound to never get a girlfriend,
White knights in shining armor rarely ever get a happy end.
You’re so stuck up, you only care about the rules,
It sucks you’ll never get laid since you go to private schools.
Your hero costume looks like it’s a Terminator prototype,
So take a break, relax, then breathe the smoke from your exhaust pipe.

TENYA:
You’re saying I can’t get a date? Hey, where’s that boyfriend of yours?
He doesn’t like you, I don’t think, him deleting you assures. 
And trapping him in a room? Did you think that would work?
You know, you would be very strong (if losing friends was a quirk).
Your words are nothing to me, can’t cut through my hero suit,
The way you act is so appalling, you could use a reboot.
I speak with honor and pride, unlike those words on your sheet,
So how should I end this battle? Oh! Control+Alt+Delete

MONIKA:
Is that all you’ve got? Yawn, let’s finish this show,
Your rhymes are stiff and rigid, mine just go with the flow. 
Your quirk lets you run fast, I guess that’s why you always flee,
You’ll never solve your problems and that’s Your Reality.
The comebacks that you’re using are, of course, to no avail,
You gonna cry to teacher? Yeah, that’s right, you tattle-tale.
You’re such a goody-two-shoes, all you do is obey,
Stop being so uptight- that’s my advice for today!

Tenya Iida vs Monika - Rap Battle

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