download this, record your verse, then release it.

Maz x Polarboiyeahz - cold ft. AverageJoe           [cancelled]

Bad Weather 2 (AverageJoe verse)

not mixmastered properly.

Lyrics:
A said New year, new me
Yet all I do is sit down, masterbate and watch TV
Kinda ironic how I'm living this life love
Avoiding all these drugs while looking for a light buzz
But a sucks good enough if you've got the right flavouring, 
Don't be ashamed girl, you've got a taste for it
You're like a goddess with a creation kit.
Come over, calm down and chill like I'm next to hit 
Not no next of kin.
I'm more Mexican, 
Counting up some pesos 'fore I check the chin.
Not a chin checker but I check out chicks, 
All eggs for one basket case who likes to take a risk now,

Shit

Gone off on a tangent,
Words like weapons make me deadlier than assassins 
And with chicks grown up, everyone's smashing hens
So who came first, the chicken or the men huh

Well
I guess it's something we'll never know;
Fight or flight situation with the words I throw
And when the page runs out, 
I guess that's all he wrote.
One last death sentence on that firery boat.

Oh

I dunno if you get the reference?
No hop, skip, jump when I open chests up.
Got is battling haste like my minds done,
With no state of mind, where's this kid even from?

Picked up from the lost and found, 
Just another underdog staying close to ground, 
Another hound sniffing out the best of sound,
Yet you couldn't find me in the smallest of the crowds,

Look

I like to stay hidden still, invisible till I get the kill: mission thrill 
Black clothes, red eyes looking evil
Like my love is backwoods but I'm praying that I'm steezus ill 

Got 47 in my vision yet I sit staring at screens with no intermission 
Juxtaposition if my lyrics have ambition in them, 
No competition when I enter in the fucking building 

Another fucking house fire?
Another fucking white kid run off of satire.
Won't slash your tires but I'm burning rubber as a night rider,
Dodging white cider while I'll go and check for the right lighter

AverageJoe - New year, Same average

Trying to get money from a cypher.

Lyrics: 
Since 16 years I've been acting like an oldie,
governments fucked but nobody told me.
Just like Khalid, I've got the key,
float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
I write so fast that I'll get a prix,
got a mountain of words but I don't ski,
JDEP rap? They call it artsy, 
but damn, I'm just me being me.

I write 16 bars and throw them down a canyon,
they fired shots and now they wanna find em'
I fired lyrics that hit them in the brain stem.
That kid was stupid! now he's causing mayhem.
one of the best, 
we should wear a diadem, 
weed got me up, 
I should put it down then,
wanna chill with us? 
Don't be a clown then,
Trying to keep up,
but they're lyrically drowning; 

by that I mean choking, not from the smoking, 
my third eye open and I've got them hoping
for another god,
but they must be doping, cause I'm hardly coping,
living my life while marijuana toking

JDEP - Oldie Cypher Verse (prod. ODWGKTA)

Lyrics:

Laughing in the face of death, 
death defying stunts got me in a place of bless 
I make the weapon lethal, 
lethal weapon when I walk up in the building 
I've got a beat collection
Ya got a sweet selection for the children
Think ya sweet but ya bitter bout the business
White van vibes when you're on the CNN thing
Secretly recording em
We know you like the whores and them
The type of bitches that'll do ya chores n that

Asylum seeker sneaking round thinking about the suicide 
Got kids in ya basement tho you release your inner child 

Bad place to show your face 
Ya gonna get raped and tied
Draped and dried
Thrown in the trash like a piece to die

Stop it

Hope you get shot at

And left for the wooolves 

Left for the wolves

AverageJoe - Wolves (re-prod. XVB)

Lyrics:

Coming round the mountain like a dark horse,
The dark force got is on the dark side, 
Choking bitches out like the dark guy, 
Cut is in half cause I still wanna die
Wrong darth tho I'm still gonna flow,
Still gonna ride, 
high as the starship enterprise 
Wrong universe, I'm an ET as I glide by.

Getting higher and higher,
Feeling lower and lower.
Wearing all black like I'm stuck in October 
When is this over?
I want to be a new star, bright like a nova.
Superman stance as I flex like you posers
I'm releasing tracks like a prank call - hoaxer
Hanging with jokers, 
You could get your neck tied or swim with a toaster 
Electric shock hit like a 4 ton force tho.

Hadouken as I spit flames out of my hands
You can watch this pen melt in a time lapse
Fighting on the street got us taking skullcaps
On corrupt government shit using death tax

Relax.

I'm back again,
Got a few people ask what's happening
Even TC ask where the tracks are then
I'll make jack relapse, smoke crack again 
I'm zen




I'm hot like opium as it hit the spoon,
You see me me spit fire but the dragons come soon, 
If I'm gassed like a lighter just know I'm in the mood 
To I'll roll up a blunt like a cunt in a cocoon 
Then stay away and hide in my room 
Light another J and stay erased from the gloom 
Yung king in his tomb - tutenkhamun 
If life is a curse then bitch I be immune 
I'm consumed.

AverageJoe - Off Topic (prod. MFnRBOMe)

[Mixmastered by Andrew Wallace] https://soundcloud.com/user-168996992

Lyrics:
Late night bong so I can write another song
Feeling kinda dizzy from the smoke within my lungs but I'm getting grown 
so I fill another bowl, coco pops my cereal, try to fill that stomach hole, 
but I'm on the munchies now, 
can you hear that stomach growl, 
trying not to wake the whole house with my loudness 
Wake them with that loud sex
Wake them with that Wild West 
Wake the rest with the next best johnny test, yes.

Got the beats in the laboratory, 
But I wanna be outside.
Wake and bake, go and skate in sunshine
But i'm always late to meet a mate, oh shite

On the late game once again it's a shame when I miss a day due to GTA with no sunlight 
Or some other shite
But in the night time i come alive and I'll feel alright


In the night time, I'll still be playing games, 
Catch me running round the streets like I'm Bruce Wayne 
Running round the streets of the criminally insane
Doing drugs is a must when you feel the pain.

Where's your pain from?
It's in my mental; my credentials spitting writtens on an instrumental 
Writing memento's on the metro on the way to central 
Feeling pretty meta, but these bars are more than metal
Find my mind lost in time - split dimensions

On another astral plane, 
Gone insane, 
ab-swole that's the game
Chest pain from the smoke inhaled,
Now I've got to go and gain a gram and smoke the day away

Shit 

Need another blunt
Lick it
Roll it up
Tap it down
Yeah I know my stuff

Not to be frank but I ash it in the attic more potent
Less dramatic when I pack it so calm down

AverageJoe - Late Night (prod. jeremy)

.... . .-.. .--. / -- .

Don't worry, I'm not like this no more
im vibed.

Thoughts From When I Was 16 (accapella)

Lyrics:

Bitch I’m good for fucking, 
not for fucking loving 
Dick her down then I leave her
Crying in the dust.
Sorry mamma never raised is with disgust
Should of known better
Day dreaming I’m a demon in the bad weather 
Dick her down to the sound of the rain falling down
Fucking loud like thunder crashing down
Huh
Hand round the neck tryna claim a cheque 
Hickeys on the tittys and you know that ass be red
Yeh 

Going in like I give a shit but I can’t cause it’s hard 
I could try girl but I won’t, smoking blunts in the back yard
I’m just tryna chill
Make a living with no need to kill
Slaying pussy on a weekday 
Rough fuck can’t walk for a fucking week ay 

I be smashing, 
That bitch there, she a fucking actress
on the mattress - 100$ - she came from Dallas, Texas brought up 

I think I fucked her daughter 
Bring the slaughter, got no feelings
Told her bout the teething now she’s out here steady cheesing 
Smile on her face cause she Fucked a disgrace - yeah -
Disobeyed her parents just to put them in their place
Now
We’re fucking on the regular -
Hot heart must be hell in words
Just know I put the best in her
Fucking like we loving then I’m ducking, gotta go
Sorry baby mama but ya boyfriend ain’t named Joe

Just 
Smoke
Some
All I ever do now is just smoke
Some
All I ever do now is

Had to fuck her like a little bratz - doll
Cause she was acting one 
So I had to slap a cunt
Scream
Eating on that pussy like it’s peach and cream
Obviously she wants the D as I’m still just still a teen
Treat em mean to keep them keen 
Slip in there really neat
Make the bitch wanna sleep
Creep away - night

On the prowl for some pussy not a fight 
Ya on the lookout for a hussy ain’t that right 
Creeping through the darkness
Keeping outta sight, ya bitch snort a life line;
Moth to the light
Future brighter than her eyes - she’s alright
Still looking for a Prince in disguise
All she got was deception and my lies
I’m so shite
I could cry about it every single night 

But I smoke loads
Just to cope...

AverageJoe - Smoke Some (re-prod. pure catharsis)

bruh wtf, this shouldn't be released yet
not the final take.

GOTTA - ft Force (unmixmastered) *leak*

Lyrics:
Sitting in the sunny side of South Shields 
Dropping off deliveries while waiting for some deals on wheels

This: a making of a happy meal;
Mouth moving like your munching on the words I trail
My words run a train but I'm more de-railed 

Gone off the rails 
In my mental scape 
My thoughts are too detailed yet they're feeling fake

Unexplored areas like an unknown earth 
Unintelligent expert - I don't know my worth

Worth every penny so I pocket all my change 
Every little helps - but I'm failing to change my ways

Ways wrong - days gone 
Now I hit the fucking bong once more
On this concourse of life

On the metro
Smell of gas and petrol
Hash and mentos,
Chavs and retros,
Rats and benzo's
same old same old

Now I’ve got to go
Once again
From Chichester to South Shields, just to get to fucking bed

Yeah I sleep a lot
Yeah I creep a lot 
Round my house in the night cause I love the dark

So I’ll spark one up
No need to spark them out
Got about an ounce in a house if you wanna bounce to chill
Got some time to kill
Are you ride or die, we can go and fly to the hill


- and grab a deal
From lengs shed, the mens best friend is a bucket set to send you west
I’m coasting
From South Shields to saint james; I’m on the long roads fam

AverageJoe - Shields (prod. charlie toØ human)

feel free to use this old ass 🗑

ShuShu - Attention ft. AverageJoe

Young Akillo - Pray Again (ft. AverageJoe)

Not eating
Not sleeping
Not breathing right
Bad thoughts
I hear screaming all through the night
 
Living life like a god damn punishment
My girl left is cause I'm fucking full of it
 
I'm a cunt - therefor I shall atone
Head low, brain scattered on the bedroom wall
 
Kind of a shame that you couldn't save is
'fore my head hits the pavement
Is this entertainment?
 
Let me fade away in peace
 
Let me fade away please
 
I know I've hurt you time and time and time again
Hope I can make it up to you before we die my friend
 
I'd like to say that I'm sorry for everything
Till the very end

wet my eyes

Microphone Cypher verse

Track 6 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Yondo)

Mind Control

Track 5 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. waytoogone)

Flooded.

Track 4 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Nicasso)

NO TIME!

Track 3 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Mark Ronson)

The Collab Tape

Track 2 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. @grumbledo.re)

gLìïí t ch

Track 1 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. SYKO)

The Lowdown

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/averagejoe3/damn-2

Dam'n

https://linktr.ee/AverageJoeYo

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