download this, record your verse, then release it.

Maz x Polarboiyeahz - cold ft. AverageJoe           [cancelled]

Bad Weather 2 (AverageJoe verse)

AMINITA

not mixmastered properly.

Lyrics:
A said New year, new me
Yet all I do is sit down, masterbate and watch TV
Kinda ironic how I'm living this life love
Avoiding all these drugs while looking for a light buzz
But a sucks good enough if you've got the right flavouring, 
Don't be ashamed girl, you've got a taste for it
You're like a goddess with a creation kit.
Come over, calm down and chill like I'm next to hit 
Not no next of kin.
I'm more Mexican, 
Counting up some pesos 'fore I check the chin.
Not a chin checker but I check out chicks, 
All eggs for one basket case who likes to take a risk now,

Shit

Gone off on a tangent,
Words like weapons make me deadlier than assassins 
And with chicks grown up, everyone's smashing hens
So who came first, the chicken or the men huh

Well
I guess it's something we'll never know;
Fight or flight situation with the words I throw
And when the page runs out, 
I guess that's all he wrote.
One last death sentence on that firery boat.

Oh

I dunno if you get the reference?
No hop, skip, jump when I open chests up.
Got is battling haste like my minds done,
With no state of mind, where's this kid even from?

Picked up from the lost and found, 
Just another underdog staying close to ground, 
Another hound sniffing out the best of sound,
Yet you couldn't find me in the smallest of the crowds,

Look

I like to stay hidden still, invisible till I get the kill: mission thrill 
Black clothes, red eyes looking evil
Like my love is backwoods but I'm praying that I'm steezus ill 

Got 47 in my vision yet I sit staring at screens with no intermission 
Juxtaposition if my lyrics have ambition in them, 
No competition when I enter in the fucking building 

Another fucking house fire?
Another fucking white kid run off of satire.
Won't slash your tires but I'm burning rubber as a night rider,
Dodging white cider while I'll go and check for the right lighter

AverageJoe - New year, Same average

Trying to get money from a cypher.

Lyrics: 
Since 16 years I've been acting like an oldie,
governments fucked but nobody told me.
Just like Khalid, I've got the key,
float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.
I write so fast that I'll get a prix,
got a mountain of words but I don't ski,
JDEP rap? They call it artsy, 
but damn, I'm just me being me.

I write 16 bars and throw them down a canyon,
they fired shots and now they wanna find em'
I fired lyrics that hit them in the brain stem.
That kid was stupid! now he's causing mayhem.
one of the best, 
we should wear a diadem, 
weed got me up, 
I should put it down then,
wanna chill with us? 
Don't be a clown then,
Trying to keep up,
but they're lyrically drowning; 

by that I mean choking, not from the smoking, 
my third eye open and I've got them hoping
for another god,
but they must be doping, cause I'm hardly coping,
living my life while marijuana toking

JDEP - Oldie Cypher Verse (prod. ODWGKTA)

Lyrics:
I'm killing shit 
When I think of it
Then I spit on it
Im sounding like a Hypocrite 
and I can't even count to six

I'm bad at maths - maybe not that bad
But listen to this best 16 I've ever had
I'm had like Harold, 17 year old
I don't entre bands cause I'm accepted like tenfold
I don't give a dahm 
When ya shouting at a mac
Smoking all this, uhh...

Escobar escapades - a decade too late.
Say; mate, what's the day, what's the date? 
Am I getting paid? Fuck I'm late what's ya pager? Right, I'll see ya later...

"Who ya talking to?"

Shit, I'm looking like a fool
No ones even there 
To listen to this drool
Is it even cool? 
Nor but I've done this shit since school

On the secret - on the down low

On the secret - on the down low 
Oh no 
Jo-joes looking like a god damn bozo
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas bitches
I can find is on your Christmas wishlist,
Like tick tick tick 
There goes another song 
I don't even know what the fuck is going on
Wrong trail of thought, 
I need to stop with the bongs 
Maybe if I did I could write a decent song 
I'm gone

Hypocrite (prod. luuk)

Lyrics:

Laughing in the face of death, 
death defying stunts got me in a place of bless 
I make the weapon lethal, 
lethal weapon when I walk up in the building 
I've got a beat collection
Ya got a sweet selection for the children
Think ya sweet but ya bitter bout the business
White van vibes when you're on the CNN thing
Secretly recording em
We know you like the whores and them
The type of bitches that'll do ya chores n that

Asylum seeker sneaking round thinking about the suicide 
Got kids in ya basement tho you release your inner child 

Bad place to show your face 
Ya gonna get raped and tied
Draped and dried
Thrown in the trash like a piece to die

Stop it

Hope you get shot at

And left for the wooolves 

Left for the wolves

AverageJoe - Wolves (re-prod. XVB)

Lyrics:

Coming round the mountain like a dark horse,
The dark force got is on the dark side, 
Choking bitches out like the dark guy, 
Cut is in half cause I still wanna die
Wrong darth tho I'm still gonna flow,
Still gonna ride, 
high as the starship enterprise 
Wrong universe, I'm an ET as I glide by.

Getting higher and higher,
Feeling lower and lower.
Wearing all black like I'm stuck in October 
When is this over?
I want to be a new star, bright like a nova.
Superman stance as I flex like you posers
I'm releasing tracks like a prank call - hoaxer
Hanging with jokers, 
You could get your neck tied or swim with a toaster 
Electric shock hit like a 4 ton force tho.

Hadouken as I spit flames out of my hands
You can watch this pen melt in a time lapse
Fighting on the street got us taking skullcaps
On corrupt government shit using death tax

Relax.

I'm back again,
Got a few people ask what's happening
Even TC ask where the tracks are then
I'll make jack relapse, smoke crack again 
I'm zen




I'm hot like opium as it hit the spoon,
You see me me spit fire but the dragons come soon, 
If I'm gassed like a lighter just know I'm in the mood 
To I'll roll up a blunt like a cunt in a cocoon 
Then stay away and hide in my room 
Light another J and stay erased from the gloom 
Yung king in his tomb - tutenkhamun 
If life is a curse then bitch I be immune 
I'm consumed.

AverageJoe - Off Topic (prod. MFnRBOMe)

[Mixmastered by Andrew Wallace] https://soundcloud.com/user-168996992

Lyrics:
Late night bong so I can write another song
Feeling kinda dizzy from the smoke within my lungs but I'm getting grown 
so I fill another bowl, coco pops my cereal, try to fill that stomach hole, 
but I'm on the munchies now, 
can you hear that stomach growl, 
trying not to wake the whole house with my loudness 
Wake them with that loud sex
Wake them with that Wild West 
Wake the rest with the next best johnny test, yes.

Got the beats in the laboratory, 
But I wanna be outside.
Wake and bake, go and skate in sunshine
But i'm always late to meet a mate, oh shite

On the late game once again it's a shame when I miss a day due to GTA with no sunlight 
Or some other shite
But in the night time i come alive and I'll feel alright


In the night time, I'll still be playing games, 
Catch me running round the streets like I'm Bruce Wayne 
Running round the streets of the criminally insane
Doing drugs is a must when you feel the pain.

Where's your pain from?
It's in my mental; my credentials spitting writtens on an instrumental 
Writing memento's on the metro on the way to central 
Feeling pretty meta, but these bars are more than metal
Find my mind lost in time - split dimensions

On another astral plane, 
Gone insane, 
ab-swole that's the game
Chest pain from the smoke inhaled,
Now I've got to go and gain a gram and smoke the day away

Shit 

Need another blunt
Lick it
Roll it up
Tap it down
Yeah I know my stuff

Not to be frank but I ash it in the attic more potent
Less dramatic when I pack it so calm down

AverageJoe - Late Night (prod. jeremy)

Lyrics:

Wake up in the morning then I’m smoking
Back to bed again
Unhealthy lifestyle ‘least I got a couple friends - yeh
If they’re not all in my head, got a couple dead mates locked in the shed 
(Snakes)

Dunno what’s real or not 
Time flowing backwards on the face of the clocks
I’m 
Tripping out my mind like every line I’ve wrote 
This is no jokes
(Help me)
All I ever do is smoke
So just
Class me countable 
On this counter full
Of grams weighing bouta ton
imaginable

Imagine my fun
Loner stoner boy got a bunch of drugs
Hmm - I can finally be numb?


Dudes got troops like Afghanistan 
Hang in man, call me JDEP Yung bartista 
Serving hot coffee - laying out bodies 
Only to the hotties  when I turn up to party

Shout out to the Ricky Fury
Put some more whisky in the liquid coolant
That be useful

Don’t worry ‘bout me I’m the family fuck up
Just preparing to jump when the time comes 

well maybe it’s soon
I don’t know I’m just acting like a goon
Still smoking weed it’ll be my doom 
I don’t care though just sitting in my room
Losing consciousness- well maybe it’s soon
I don’t know I’m just acting like a goon
Still smoking weed it’ll be my doom 
I don’t care though just sitting in my room

Like I’m:
Waiting for a sudden death
Life is so complexed
Whereas Joe is way too vexed 
To make some fucking cheques 
Yeh - slow in the head -
You can call is mental, 
See me dodging contact in the residential areas 

NE be the post code, 
know ya boy is home grown
Smoking like I’m hopeless
Which I am so I’ve gotta go

Luups In My Head (prod. Sejo)

(BeatsByBunk)

Lyrics:
mind-scape switched, yeah I sit and I skits 
I don’t give a shit about the 
old me

Still wanna die so I’m not afraid to cry
I’m like girl will you please come 
hold me


Oh well guess I’m tripping out my head again
Smoking weed till the motherfucking days end
Lying down watching grey clouds     overhead 
Lyrics all the same, I do nout but stay 
in bed

Flashing light s in the distance 
See it through the window
Reflecting what’s on the tv screen

Think I need assistance 
Assassins creed for instance 
Still wont resort to drinking lean  

Just another motherfucking teen 
Tryna get clean but the weed be the downfall of myself and my brain cells since the age of ‘bout twelve but I’m back and I think I’m better than I’ve ever been

-
Still not making hits
I’m like what the shit?
Oh well okay then 




I always sit here and pout
I do nowt 
Start thinkin’ about death,
It’s a good shout
When my heads roundabout 
Where I park and I spark in the dark, 
don’t tell a narc
Where the joints go

Into my lungs - that’s six feet deep
Body bag tag price for the beats that I reap

All the radge wanna brag 
But couldn’t reach this heat

Now they mad I told their dad
Try and beat this

Better?

Lyrics:

So I'm saying sorry, I skipped college 
Smoked a couple joints 
and gained the same knowledge 
Cause honestly I'm learning nothing 
'Sorry mum'
But honestly I wanna learn

Hands up
'Aw shoot'
Gotta wait your turn 

Turntables turning heads when I turn the lights on,
Turning bitches down when I turn up at the door
You can move your groove and dance to the floor
Shake your hips, jive and twist, yeah, use that body core

But if I'm learning nothing, 
earning money's gonna be a fucking problem in the future, I'm not stupid just more truthful
I need school then 

Sitting in the studio looking like I'm learning something 
Something's on inside my head, I just dunno how to show it 

Show me the ropes, show me the way,
show me you care (yeah)
Show me the ropes, show me the way,
show me you care (yeah)

I've been fucking flunking classes by the bunches, 
Another good for nothing, good at nothing
Nothings good at the minute 
Like Isaac...


Look where the fuck I'm at
I'm back failing class that I should pass 
that's expected now 

Actually at the minute I've been not skipping
Sticking in, ready to win, 
doing all my own shit

But I fell off again
Yes I’m off my head
-
Probably been half dead
Since I took an L
-
Not no super hero
Call me uncle Ben 
-
Most powerful of my friends 
couldn’t even save myself

AverageJoe - Sorry (prod. Papora)

I Dont Care Freestyle while preparing to smoke

feel free to use this old ass 🗑

ShuShu - Attention ft. AverageJoe

ScapeGoat Avarice ft. AverageJoe - Losing

Young Akillo - Pray Again (ft. AverageJoe)

Not eating
Not sleeping
Not breathing right
Bad thoughts
I hear screaming all through the night
 
Living life like a god damn punishment
My girl left is cause I'm fucking full of it
 
I'm a cunt - therefor I shall atone
Head low, brain scattered on the bedroom wall
 
Kind of a shame that you couldn't save is
'fore my head hits the pavement
Is this entertainment?
 
Let me fade away in peace
 
Let me fade away please
 
I know I've hurt you time and time and time again
Hope I can make it up to you before we die my friend
 
I'd like to say that I'm sorry for everything
Till the very end

wet my eyes

Microphone Cypher verse

Track 6 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Yondo)

Mind Control

Track 4 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Nicasso)

NO TIME!

Track 3 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. Mark Ronson)

The Collab Tape

Track 1 of the Mini Collab EP by AyJay and AverageJoe
The Lazy Days Collab Tapes
(prod. SYKO)

The Lowdown

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Cheap SK8
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Yung Jesus
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Night Crawler
Sleeper Agent
Thy Yung Squire
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