avg.nxsebleedz:
ehhhh
im at my grannys house today, FOR EASTER

thugshakertwink: 
“EASTER”

avg.nxsebleedz: 
WHAAA
this shits gon be fire, aight you ready?
yuh
yuh
yuh
i jus shot my gramma push da body down the stairs
squeeze my trigger finger click i put my granny in the terre
I dont hate my grandma but that's neither here nor there
Bitch thought she had cancer but that's just a health scare
She came home from the market and i put that shit to rest
The angels watch her sleep but put a pillow on her head
I took the opportunity and strangle her to death
Now im losing everything i'm running from the feds
ill rip apart your fuckin grama
then chew on her bones like im a panda
make me dinner stupid bitch
ill spit it out into a ditch
get upset bcs my gun it come from fuckin wish
I speed my car into this shit n broke her favorite dish
Ill jump up on the table and ill kill that stupid bitch
And Then ill kill her husband and ill stomp up on his dick
yo lil syrup hop on this shit

Lil Syrup:
*coughing* ahhhhh

beat so trash im gonna kill my grandma
im gonna overdose up in the stall
i jus robbed my gra'ma for sum melotonin
i cant sleep need sum melotonin
i been slingin' heroin under the bus
hopin you get run over by a bus
makin' cash like elon musk 🤑 
im like mims so depressed dont hmu 
shoutout to rain, im far right, dont like gay ppl tho
if you are ugly yea pls dont be textin' ya pls dont be hittin' my phone
if u a fatty pls dont be textin' my phone
just leave me alone
shoutout osama that guy did some wrong
also been teachingg me how to make bombs
that was a joke jus like ppl who smoke from a bong
smokin' is lame jus get you a job
i am a cannibal eatin' like corn onna cob
shoutout to jefferey dahmer that guys retarded
interesting tho like how u get  started?
hop on the beat like i am retarded
i jus like saying the word retarded
please do not cancel me i meant nothing wrong by it

gra’ma feat. Lil Syrup x thugshakertwink (prod. NOT ShroomKid)

you said you wanted to know why im banned from mcdonalds... 
aight

bada ba ba(fuck) killed the cashier and took their fucking money
got me banned from mcdonalds in like sixteen different countries
greasy fuckin pussy (ugh) that shit was yummy
yeah im banned from mcdonalds in like sixteen different countries
got a target on my head bitch,  the feds are coming
grimmace is an opp but that shit it isnt funny
got demons in the shop and you know im fucking running
if ronald never stop then ill come in blaze a gunnin

ordered a big mac, and then a large fry,
and a grimmace shake, and like chicken mcnuggets
you feel? uh... i dont fuckin care anymore lol

steaming pile of shit, i cant get with it
call me stupid bitch cuz imma hypocrite

cant fuckin do this anymore
fuck it

That's Why I'm Banned From McDonalds (prod. Lil Syrup)

Ty for taking jonah last minute
Oh ofcourse
heres the keys to our safe and five hundred dollars
Thank you
And remember, hes not allowed to watch cartoons so dont put that on
I would never
And make sure he goes to bed before nine

Bye honey

bitch i’ll let yo children fuckin play with sharp objects
its my magnum opus open bodies on the carpet
dont worry ill be quiet promise i wont tell yo mom yet
that you killed somebody with the knife we stole from target

you know it baby yuh im a really bad babysitter
thats a funny movie title we could call it babyslitter
got no fuckin money so ill take it from the movie theater
ill kidnap your child baby sayonara see ya later

MY LIFE IS LIKE A  SLASHER MOVIE
HIT THE COKE I GOT THE ZOOMIES
HIT ME LIKE IM LOONEY TUNES
FLATTEN BITCHES LIKE THEY BOOBS
WITH MY HAMMER TOM AND JERRY
I PULL IT OUT WITH BLUETOOTH
TOOK THE KIDS WITH TELEVISION
ROT THEIR BRAINS WITH CARTOONS

now they kill eachother with the hammers and their shotguns
bitch its wabbit season but the episode is not done
im the babyslitter and i let them loose and have fun
with my favorite weapons i just kill em all with your son

Aw shit your moms home i gotta dip
Yeah i gotchu
Ill see you later aight?
Yeah peace out
Ow ow fuck fuck
Hi honey how was your day
My day was good
Oh thats good
yeah

BABYSLITTER

@lebamba69
@lil-jimmy-bob-jr
@lilsyruptrapperforlife
@ikuawsedgf

avg. nxsebleedz:
aight i scan my cookies and then i scan thi- what- what the fuck what? i think this is broken i-i i need help i need an adult i need an adult wheres the manager?

manager:
yeah im right here

avg. nxsebleedz:
i-i need help i think the thing fuckin broke

manager: 
aw man sucks to suck

avg. nxsebleedz:
yeah yeah i know i know um can you help?

manager:
yeah thats too bad

avg. nxsebleedz:
uh, fuck
uh yeah idk what the fuck is goin on i uh i think your machines broken you gotta come fix this shit, um its not scanning

self check out:
thank you for shopping at walmart 😇

avg. nxsebleedz:
with my homie jonah finna kill ya shit at walmart
you sa me sa fuck up all the cashier like they jarjar
blow yo brains out with a fuckin gun its wall art
put da barrel to your head wont make it out of target
wait what the fuck thats not, this is a walmart thats not, this isnt a target the fuck what are you on about what is blud wafflin about jesus fuckin chri-

random customer (def not me):
shut the fuck up please

avg. nxsebleedz:
im out here with some fuckin friends, we got- we got olive oil, we got lil syrup, and we got jonah, you guys ready to fuck some shit up? fuck it

pull up and i make a bitch squeak like a shopping cart
use the scooters like a faggot bitch im such a fuckin tard
use the light sabers like a dildo got my virgin card
say im sorry to the check out lady yelled at at the start
just kidding shut the fuck up fuckin bitch deserve that part

yo jonah where you at dawg?

jonah (lil jimmy bob jr the second):
i stole a lot of gift cards imma put it on my xbox
im yellin kill yourself to the motherfucking cashier
she was tellin me to get out i was being a disturbance
you can lick my nuts imma leave your dumbass hurtin
they call me g o a t but my name is really jonah
if you fuck wit me i will cut off your damn boner

i got school tomorrow im boutta be a shooter
i just stole a gun fuck my teacher ill shoot her
fuck every dog if they bark i will neuter
i am a dumbass i love to misgender
i feel like a bad game my brain will not render

wait a minute is that muscle man? OMG

lil syrup:
???

yung olive oil:
(what the fuck?)
what the fuck am i saying? bitches young im not gay
hyperpop all the way i hate syrup so much its so fucking gay
fuck you anyway, i love jews like im kanye
i fucking hate walmart (distorted jumbled screaming) coughing

avg. nxsebleedz:
this joke has gone on for too long, stop the fucking track

FUCKIN UP DIS Walmart Feat. lil jimmy bob, lil syrup, Yung Olive Oil (prod. RUST4466)

fuck my homies in the back o da spencers, 
freak employees gimme top with the dentures
we was havin fun forgot the protection
gyat the dildo offa wish with my weapon

touch my lava lamp, broke a plasma ball
bust a nut on these bitches like its dragon ball
gf got mad, got the herpes
the opps are coming for me call it public nudity

he touch me without my consent 
dis shit profound and his pants were a tent
this STD is a bitch got me bent
that shit was heat but got aids in the end

fuck my homies in the back o da spencers, 
freak employees gimme top with the dentures
we was havin fun forgot the protection
gyat the dildo offa wish with my weapon
glock glock glock on my cock need a doc 
fuck around and find out baby i just got shot
but thats not important need a shot for my cock
bulkin up on stds inna hot topic sex shop (edited)

Run it up in the spencer's yuh run it up in the spencer ay yuh! Boutta slide like some lube ayy why do all the gothies think my dick is huge ay. in the back of the spencers on some fuck shit, i aint bout that missionary gimme suction! Throw it back in the back of the spencers i just got the test back from the doctor, and you can catch me cryin in the function, cuz its about as fucked as a bender. thats a wrap that a wrap aye better wrap it 'fore you tap it this a essay.

I Got An Std In The Back Of This Spencers feat. LVL1 (prod. DOTFLOW)

october thirteenth when the killers run the streets
these people they just meat imma slash em to the beat
armed with nothing but a knife yeah thats all you fucking need
stealing candy from a baby have a happy halloween
fuck me make you bleed cut your eyes out cant you see me
black out demon eyes make my victims scared of me
one three time to reap lurk the roads we fucking creeps
take a trick over a razor blade cause bitch its halloween

i would take his left nut just to cut your neck up
welcome to the season where we celebrate the messed up
mentally distressed stuff, bringing back the dead stuff
never know whos killin people everybody’s dressed up
stomping on the leaves, freddy, jason, chucky cheese,
any could be criminals but no one would believe
killing anything that bleedz, but nobody knows its me
youll never find the bodies its their final halloween

October 13th (prod. Rajaste)

This Song Consists Entirely Of Adlibs (prod. Power)

prod @the-real-lil-mims
art by @raininginthewind

ion feel like writing lyrics

avg. nxsebleedz

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