OH, MY CHILDREN -- I WAS WRONG
THE WORLD'S ON FIRE.. AND I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
MEANWHILE, IN THE SHADOWS, OUR FAMILY SURVIVES.
WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF THE REX FORCE FIVE!

BROTHERS! SISTERS! HEAR ME, THE RECONSTRUCTION OF EARTH! OUR DESTINY

WHAT IS THIS PLACE
SOME KIND OF DINOSAUR EARTH?
VICTOR VON AWESOME
DINOSAUR EARTH

VICTOR JUNIOR, SAM, HELENA, PETER.
YOUR SISTER SALLY WILL LEAD YOU ON YOUR WAY
HE'S UNDERNEATH THE CHURCH! LET'S SEE IF HE STILL WORKS
SUDDENLY, A SPIDER -- AND HE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY.

I TOLD YOUR DAD ABOUT THE COMET
NOW, EVERYONE ON EARTH IS DEAD
SO, I WILL TAKE THESE LITTLE BABIES INSTEAD

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE
MY FATHER'S DINO DREAMS
IT’S ME, YOUR FATHER, IGGY
AND I’M THE DINOSAUR KING!

SO THEN HE ZAPS THE BABIES AND THEN JUMPS ON THE BACK OF HIS DRACODACTYL
HE SAYS SOMETHING TOTALLY BADASS AND THEN HE FLIES AWAY.
VICTOR & HELENA, WE’RE GOING TO HELL AND NOW I’M YOUR DAD
I'LL GIVE YOU HELL POWERS, DON’T BE SAD
ARACHNA-DAD
REPAIR MY BROTHERS MIND,
SHE'LL PUT REXXUS BACK ONLINE.
LEAVING THE KINGDOM BEHIND
REX FORCE FIVE!

THE RECONSTRUCTION OF EARTH (SALLY & THE REX FORCE FIVE)

THE CHURCH IS ON FIRE!
FROM BENEATH COMES A ROBOT.
"WHERE IS MY FATHER?"
"I THINK THAT IT MIGHT BE MY SON."
THE ROBOT HAS GONE BERSERK.
HE JUST ATE A VILLAGER.
HE TURNS AND HE SPEAKS:

"I'M A ROBOT--WITH A MESSAGE--FOR MY FATHER--OF THE FUTURE!"
"CAN YOU PROVE IT? HOW CAN I KNOW, WHAT YOU SAY IS THE TRUTH?"
"OH NO FATHER--YOU MUST HEAR ME--TIME IS SHORT NOW--I'M BERSERKER--
"I AM FRIGHTENED--SYSTEMS CRASHING”
“BY MY HAND YOU MUST DIE…”

"OH REX MY SON! I'VE MISSED YOU SO.
TWO HUNDRED YEARS, I'VE BEEN STUCK IN THE NIGHT..
SO FAR AWAY FROM THE SUN!
I'VE SO MISSED YOUR FACE, NOW YOU MUST DIE."

THE CITY IS ON FIRE! HE JUST ATE A CHILD. LET'S HIDE IN THE OCEAN?
THE ROBOT KICKED OVER MY HOUSE! THE ROBOT'S ON FIRE!
HE FALLS AND HE SCREAMS:
"I'M A ROBOT--WITH A MESSAGE--FOR MY FATHER--.."

THE CHURCH IS STILL ON FIRE, GET THE GENIE ON THAT
IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SO FEW PEOPLE WERE EATEN!
REX WILL RISE AGAIN. AWESOME TIL THE END.
REX WILL RISE AGAIN. AWESOME TIL THE END.
AWESOME PATROL ON THE PATROL. AWESOME PATROL..

THE CHURCH IS STILL ON FIRE GET THE GENIE ON THAT
IT'S A MIRACLE THAT SO FEW PEOPLE WERE EATEN!
REX WILL RISE AGAIN. AWESOME TIL THE END.
AWESOME PATROL ON THE PATROL. AWESOME PATROL GO!

THE ROBOT KICKED OVER MY HEART.

REXXUS RETURNS

“WE’RE THE AWESOME PATROL AND WE’RE ON THE PATROL
WE’RE THE AWESOME PATROL AND WE’RE ON THE PATROL
WE TAUGHT YOU HOW TO LAUGH
AND HELPED YOU REMEMBER HOW TO CRY,
WE’RE THE AWESOME PATROL
AND WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE.”

VICTOR CARRIES BASIL THROUGH THE POISON MARSH
THEY MUST ARRIVE IN THE KINGDOM OF ALAGARTH
THEY'LL FIND THE KEY IN THE SKELETON CAVE OF NECROMALAZART
IT'S THE KEY THAT'LL OPEN ANY DOOR THAT THEY FIND
BUT NOT THE DOOR TO HIS HEART

THIS WORLD IS FILLED WITH CURSES AND BATS
AND DRAKEES AT EVERY TURN…
THE MORE EXPERIENCE WE GAIN, THE MORE FRIENDS THAT WE'VE MADE,
AND THE MORE MAGIC SPELLS THAT WE'VE LEARNED.
GO, GO, WE'RE THE AWESOME PA- AWESOME PA- AWESOME PA- AWESOME PA- AWESOME PA-

RUNNING UP THE TOWER STAIRS I SEE SOMETHING THAT FRIGHTENS ME!
A GHOSTLY FIGURE… AN ICY STARE…. MOTHER!? HOW CAN THIS BE?!
YOU'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 20 YEARS….YOU CAN'T BE REAL!  PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO DO BUT I DRAW MY STEEL - SHE'S CUT IN TWO.

WHY MUST MY LIFE TORMENT ME SO? I WISH I COULD DIE.
AM I DOOMED TO WANDER EVER IN WOE? I MUST FIND A WAY OUT OF CASTLEMANIA.
EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, THERE IT IS. A FORTRESS OF PAIN.
THE GATE BECKONS FOR ME TO GO, AND I KNOW. I CAN'T BREAK THE CURSE OF CASTLEMANIA.

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL WE'LL EVER BACK DOWN!
MYSTICAL TREASURES WAITING TO BE FOUND!
WE LIVE BY THE SWORD! WE DIE BY THE SPEAR!
WE'VE TRAVELED THIS FAR SO THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR!
THOUGH THERE ARE TRIALS THAT WILL TEST OUR VALOR,
WE'LL CARRY ON THROUGH THE FIRE AND HARDSHIP
AHEAD ON OUR JOURNEY TO CAPTURE THE MONSTERS THAT
TOOK ALL THE CAVE BABES AWAY!
AND WHEN OUR ARMOR IS STRIPPED FROM OUR CORPSES,
OUR CHILDREN WILL CARRY OUR ARMS!!
THE FIGHTING ENDS NEVER, WE'LL BATTLE FOREVER,
ETERNAL WARRIORS OF GOD!

I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO GET IT
I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT, MYSTICAL TREASURES!
I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO GET IT
I KNOW WHAT YOU GOT, MYSTICAL TREASURES!

WE’RE THE AWESOME PATROL AND WE’RE ON THE PATROL!

I PREPARE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS OF SLEEP
DEEP, DEEP, DEEP, DEEP IN THE GROUND
ROCKET OFF TO MARS, THROUGH THE STARS YEAH
I’M A SATELLITE, I’M OUTTA CONTROL

OH NO FATHER, I WON'T HEAR THIS
I WON’T LEAVE YOU BEHIND
BUT YOU MUST GO, I’M INFECTED
AND I DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH TIME!
AND MY FATHER
BOARDS THE ROCKET
TO HIS TOMB IN THE SKY,
AND I FEAR THAT
WHEN HE COMES BACK
BY MY HANDS HE MUST DIE!

I SHAN'T CHOOSE THE PATH OF MY FATHER BEFORE
I SHALL CHOOSE THE PATH OF SCIENCE INSTEAD
I WILL ROCK THE VIEWS OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH
I SHALL BUILD A BRIDGE TO THE MOON

AND I'VE MASTERED MACHINES AND I'VE GIVEN THEM LIFE
BUT ONE NIGHT THINGS WENT HORRIBLY WRONG
IT CAME FROM THE LAB AND DEVOURED MY WIFE
SO I BURIED IT UNDER THE CHURCH

AND POOR REX NEVER BUILT HIS BRIDGE TO THE MOON
AND THE PRIESTS ALL SAID THAT REX WAS POSSESSED
AND THE CARDINAL AGREED, HE MUST NEVER BE FREED!!
SO THEY BURIED HIM UNDER THE CHURCH…

WE’RE THE AWESOME PATROL AND WE’RE ON THE PATROL!

THE RISE & FALL OF VICTOR VON AWESOME (AND HIS SON REX)

THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE CUPBOARD,
THERE'S A BAT IN THE FOUNTAIN
THERE'S A EGG IN THE CUPBOARD,
THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE MOUNTAIN.
THE SPIDER IS THE DEVIL..
THE SPIDER IS SALVATION.
A FALLING STAR, THE PROPHECY OF REX.
CURSES, BATS AND ARACHNASKULL.

ON THE MOON THERE IS A CASTLE,
THERE'S A PORTRAIT IN THE CASTLE,
THERE'S A PORTAL IN THE PORTRAIT,
THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE PORTAL.
THE SPIDER IS THE DEVIL..
THE SPIDER IS SALVATION.
A FALLING STAR, THE PROPHECY OF REX.
CURSES, BATS AND ARACHNASKULL.

MANY MOONS AGO,
THERE LIVED A GREAT MAN
SPACE HOUDINI WAS HIS NAME. (SPACE HOUDINI SPACE HOUDINI)
HE'S PLANNING AN ESCAPE
AN ESCAPE FROM SPACE AND TIME.
HE'LL ROCKET INTO SPACE. (SPACE HOUDINI SPACE HOUDINI)
INTO ANOTHER REALM,
THAT IS FULL OF SKELETONS,
NECROMALAZART IS PLEASED.  (SPACE HOUDINI SPACE HOUDINI)
ARACHNASKULL ATTACKS,
SPACE HOUDINI DIES,
HE DIED IN FUCKING HELL!
(SPACE HOUDINI SPACE HOUDINI...)

THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE CUPBOARD
THERE'S AN EGG IN THE FOUNTAIN
THERE'S A BONE IN THE CUPBOARD
THERE'S A SPIDER ON THE MOUNTAIN.
THE SPIDER IS THE DEVIL…
THE SPIDER IS SALVATION
THE SPIDER IS MAC. THE EGG'S GONNA HATCH.
CURSES, EGGS AND ARACHNASKULL.

THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE CUPBOARD

I AM JEFF THE ELDER! IT IS CAVEMAN & DINOSAUR TIMES NOW.
THE SPIDER GOD WE ALL ENJOY SO MUCH SAYS, "ENJOY THESE CAVEBABES,
BUT DO NOT TOUCH ANY OF THE ROCKS OR BONES.
CAN EVERYBODY HANDLE THAT?

A LONG TIME AGO THERE LIVED TWO YOUNG BROTHERS (JOE & MAC.)
CAVEMAN PALS JUST TRYIN TO GET BY (JOE & MAC.)
AND THEN ONE DAY THE DEVIL CAME TO TOWN,
TOOK ALL THE CAVE-BABES AWAY.
THEY BOTH THOUGHT THAT TOTALLY SUCKED.. HEY.

SO THEY GATHERED SOME BONES,
AND THEY LEARNED TO THINK.
THEN THEY MADE SOME TOOLS
AND THEY STARTED TO BUILD. (REPEAT)

FIRE, BOOMERANGS, BONES! (JOE & MAC.)
TALKING, MURDER, BONES! (JOE & MAC.)
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY TO KICK THE DEVIL'S BUTT,
CAUSE HE TOOK ALL THE CAVE BABES AWAY.
BOXES, WHEELS, BONES! (JOE & MAC.)

THE T-REX! HIS MOUTH IS OPEN
THE T-REX! WE GO INSIDE
THE T-REX! TO KILL THE DEVIL
THE DEVIL! HE CANNOT HIDE
OH, MAC YOU KILLED THE DEVIL. 

THE DEVIL! MAC JUST SMASHED HIM.
THE DEVIL! SMASHED WITH A BONE.
OH, MAC NOW YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
NOW YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
NOW YOU'RE THE DEVIL.
NOW YOU'RE THE DEVIL!

HEY GUYS, IT'S ME, JEFF, Y'KNOW, THE ELDER?
REMEMBER THE STUFF I ALWAYS SAID ABOUT NOT TOUCHING THE ROCKS OR BONES?
WELL, NOW MAC'S THE DEVIL BECAUSE HE KILLED THE DEVIL WITH A BONE
AND NOW HE'S THE DEVIL, AND WE ARE ALL CURSED AS WELL
SO…GREAT JOB GUYS, REAL GOOD STUFF, EVERYBODY PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK.

SO THEY GATHERED SOME BONES,
AND THEY LEARNED TO THINK.
THEN THEY MADE SOME TOOLS
AND THEY STARTED TO BUILD

JOE BANGS ALL THE BABES
AND HE HAS SO MANY BABIES.
JOE BANGS ALL THE BABES
SO MANY AWESOME BABIES!
JOE BANGS ALL THE BABES
BUT CAN HIS BABIES SAVE THE WORLD?

A TALE OF MAC AND JOE

THE EARTH HAS BEEN SCORCHED
GOD IS GOING MAD
LUCIFER IS DEAD
SPACE HOUDINI'S DAD
CHILD OF THE DARK EGG
HE RETURNS TO EARTH
"GOD MUST BE DESTROYED!"
WITNESS THE DEVILS BIRTH
HE HAD THINGS TO SAY
HE HAD THINGS TO TELL
AND THEY LISTENED TO HIM
WHERE THE ANGELS FELL

HELLO, GOD
THE NAMES HOUDINI
WE HAVE DECIDED ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE
HE KILLED MY FATHER
LETS RIP HIS HEAD OFF
YOUR BLOOD WILL NOW FUEL THE EGG THAT WE TAKE TO THE MOON

CAPTAIN GABRIEL VELOCIRAPTOR KNOWS THAT THE TUBE IS NOW GODS ONLY CHANCE!
NEW DINOTOPIA
DINOSAURS LIVE IN PEACE
A TRUE DINOTOPIA
FOR ALL THESE GENTLE BEASTS
ANGEL ATTACK..
A CASTLE ON THE MOON
HOUDINI ON THE MOON
THIS IS OURS NOW
REVOLUTION
HELL IS COMING TO THE MOON

REVOLUTION HELL

I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
A UNIVERSE’S BIRTH

FIND THE EGG NOW…
FIND OUR EGG!
FIND THE EGG NOW…
FIND THAT DINO EGG

I KNOW WHAT EGGS ARE FOR
BUT WHATS A DINOSAUR?
AND WHO’S THIS DRACULOR?

FIND THE EGG NOW FIND
FIND OUR EGG!
FIND THE EGG NOW…
I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER

[VICTOR] I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS
[IGGY] I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS
[VICTOR] I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS
[IGGY] I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS

I’M HAVING DINO DREAMS
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
I HEAR THEIR DINO SCREAMS

FIND THE EGG NOW FIND
FIND OUR EGG!
FIND THE EGG NOW…
I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER

(I'M HAVING) DINO DREAMS

A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE WITH MY CLOUDSHIP TO EXPLORE!
FUCK THAT LAST UNIVERSE, I'M GOD MOTHERFUCKIN JONES AND GOD NEEDS MORE!

THIS NEW GALAXY
IN IT’S INFANCY
WILL NOW WORSHIP ME
AND GOD TECHNOLOGY

THE ANGELS LOOK UP TO THE LIGHT
AND THEN THEY ARE BEAMED TO THE SHIP
HE WIPES ALL THEIR MEMORIES AWAY
AND IMPLANTS THE MEMORY CHIPS.

BUT THERE WAS AN ANGEL WHO ISN’T BRAINWASHED.
AND HE’S A DINOSAUR SPY
WHAT WOULD GOD DO IF HE KNEW?
DINOSAURS FALL FROM THE SKY
LUCIFER SR CANNOT EVER BE TOUCHED BY THE LIGHT
LUCIFER IS A DINOSAUR SPY!
ON A MISSION FROM THE PLANET THAT IMPLODED
AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME!

DINOSAUR/ANGEL WAR
65 MILLION DEATHS AND YEARS
DINOSAUR/ANGEL WAR
DINOSAUR BONES AND ANGELS TEARS

WORK WITH ME, SAID JUDAS T
TO LUCIFER SR.
AN EGG FOR YOUR SON!

THE DINOSAURS HAVE THEIR REVENGE
THEIR DINO-BOMB BRINGS THIS WAR TO AN END
LUCIFER ENTERS THE CODE
AND THE CLOUDSHIP BEGINS TO EXPLODE

THE CLOUDSHIP FALLS OUT OF THE SKY
ANGELS AND DINOSAURS ARE VAPORIZED
THE EARTH IS TORN INTO TWO,
AND REPTILES TAKE OVER THE MOON

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