NO SMOKE feat Slimeball Mk

deftones - beware

@jmbraps as Toon Link
@stofferex as Paper Mario

Toon Link:
A new legend was born, and he’s here to teach this man a lesson
I’m saving Hyrule while you’re busy buying contact lens
What’s your puny hammer got against my Master Sword, kid?
I would stomp you flat, but you’ve already beat me to it
Using the Wind’s Requiem to blow your paper back to town!
You better run before I use these Iron Boots to squash you down!
You suck more than my Gust Jar, so I won’t hear another word
when I whip out my Pacci’s Cane and use it to flip you the bird!

Paper Mario:
This grandmama’s boy just stepped up to the wrong mascot
The RPG master’s gonna snap this win without a Picto Box!
A schizophrenic with a talking boat are trash for the millienia
I’ll switch to 3D mode and kick you back to Pennsylvania
A twelve year old boy trying to be Poseidon
While I’m Morphing into airplanes to crash into your little islands!
I’m the super duper trooper ruler attacking this junior!
Your appearance in Smash was more useless than the Tingle Tuner

Toon Link:
Someone’s jealous that Doctor Mario was the chosen clone!
Bring your brother to this battle and I’ll show you how to smash Bros.!
Throw you in the paper shredder and leave you in the Royal Crypt
You’ll take a turn for the worse with a Spin Attack, so just split!
Now onwards, and forwards! We’ll wreck you with Four Swords!
You’re Borderline horrible, Door more disappointing than Pandora
Useless! I wouldn’t even crumple you up in a ball for my plumbing!
Your rhymes were worse than Sticker Star, and that’s saying something

Paper Mario:
Mama Mia, has it not crossed these four blind mice
That their ginormous Rupee Wallet won't help them pay the price?
While I’m feeling up Flurry, you four latch each other’s Hookshots
Give up now, because all your efforts are just for X-Naught!
Your time is running out! Hourglass won’t help you little boy!
So take another step closer and you’ll get sucked into the Void
I’d rather deal with Tingle’s quest, than listen to this ingrate
Just like Zess T.’s recipes, all your games were just Mistakes!

Toon Link vs Paper Mario

Hosted by Smash Gang SMG, DJ 837
Released November 3, 2015
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18 - Trust [Bonus]

If you like video games and rap battles, you've come to the right place. Take a 21 minute journey throughout the chronological history of video games, this is quite the ride.

The video is expected to be FUCKING NEVER

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uvRZBgLgx2ol_i6l8MSXLzYHD7xjVgdSx0fyPk9Cp-k/
Vote for the Winner: http://goo.gl/ILQ6OH

@erboi as Pong Paddle (Pong)
@jmbraps as Breakout Paddle (Breakout)
@epicrapbattlesofcartoons as Invader (Space Invaders)
@adzsphecky as Asteroid Ship (Asteroids)
@erborandomness as PAC-MAN (PAC-MAN)
@rlyoshi as Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Nicholas Krauss as Pitfall Harry (Pitfall!)
@marioworldguy as Bomberman (Bomberman)
@gamingallstarrapbattles, @maplesyrupcario, @multisupervids and @metalfire-2 as Tetris Blocks (Tetris)
@stofferex and @videogamerapbattles as Mario and Luigi (Super Mario Bros.)
@lyrical-gamer as Link (The Legend of Zelda)
@jetman300 as Mega Man (Mega Man)
@gorshatastic as Samus Aran (Metroid)
@erbocb as Ryu (Street Fighter)
@yobar-makara as Scrooge McDuck (Ducktales)
@epicpokemonrapbattles as Captain Falcon (F-Zero)
@shadyvox as Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
@zanderpeers as Kirby (Kirby)
@stofferex as Sub-Zero (Mortal Kombat)
@duskrapbattles as Fox McCloud (Star Fox)
@vinnyot as Ness (Earthbound/Mother)
@tyler-cagle-1 as Crono (Chrono Trigger)
@stofferex as Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)
@leannaire as Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)
@erboi as Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy)
@s0n1c-fr3nzy and @skiptilemusic as Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo and Kazooie)
@mat4yo as Spyro the Dragon (Spyro the Dragon)
Frank Summers as Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
@rlyoshi as Pyramid Head (Silent Hill) 
@joshua-tomlin-1 as Red (Pokemon Red)
@jmbraps, @thesuperplushybros and @joshua-tomlin-1 as Sims (The Sims)
@hyperjacob96 as Master Chief (Halo)
@jwong12100 as The Lich King (World of Warcraft)
@fanmadecreepypastarapbattles as Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
@niicmusic as Viewtiful Joe (Viewtiful Joe)
@edx-beats as Gordon Freeman (Half-Life)
Nemraps as Kratos (God of War)
@kevin_krust as Wander (Shadow of the Colossus)
@leannaire as Amaterasu (Okami)
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles as Robloxian (ROBLOX)
@froggy7771 as Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed)
@blingface as Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto)
@duskrapbattles as Cole MacGrath (inFAMOUS)
@mancha-4 as Red Bird (Angry Birds)
@jmbraps as Ethan Mars (Heavy Rain)
@adolf-kyenza as Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
@lyrical-warfare1 as Steve (Minecraft)
@ciaran-mcginn as The Traveler (Journey)
@jmbraps and ArcadianSonnetVA  as Joel and Ellie (The Last of Us)
@harrypotter2875 as Shovel Knight (Shovel Knight)
@joshcvoice  as The Sole Survivor (Fallout 4)
@jimv2000 as Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)

Karaoke: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/t0c6cpm6fu8w8cc/OFFICIAL_VIDEO_GAME_RAP_BATTLE_BEAT.mp3

The Ultimate Video Game Rap Battle

EPIC RAP BATT--(cough--(voice gets lower)-Time
STEVE uhh yeahh
VS vs vs vs vs vs
INDIANA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES
2…………….BEGIN
UHH i mean 2 begin

Indiana:
Not today or anyday 
prepare to face your  judgement day
I’ve been in 6 movies,so feel my wrath
I don't see steve winning …(beat stops).....in this match
You're game just boring so you can suck my co0000ck
Day and night pass so fast why bother to have clooooooooooooocks
I’ll bang you till your rear until it’s full,while you game is fake and dull
Stupider than your innuendo graphics,worse than my nintendo

Steve:
It’s steve and……..I’m going hamblin’
Your petty rhymes are more usless than a woodn tablet
You may have discovered shit but let me teach you how to crap
You movies entertain me more than disney’s modern crap.
I’m a dumb black jew,with dem michael jordan shoes
Kick you into a new server with my big black boot
You may have alot of sequels SPOIL ALERT:You're imaginary!
Stepping up to stev man you're frikin worse than tom and jerry

Jones:
You don't’ even know what you're talking about when people get distraught over the hard work
People prove that i exist with every single detail
I’m the reason for 26 bucks at retail
Do you even know who you're up against
Youur facing mickey's evil side
Labouf Knows i'm his brother
Killing battles one after another
And when you recover
It’s you next that i’ll smother

(Steve turns into Herobrine)




Herobrine:
You had you had you're little fast rap now i'm herobriiiiiiiine
When you see me in the corners you know it’s raping time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaH I’LL NEVER SURRENDER,DISSES SCARIER THAN THE NETHER
JUMP IN A BLENDER ADN U WON’T SURVIVE FIVE NIIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Sanchez:
Nice try herobrine but i’m going to end this
Then i’ll crunch on some tacos, just to show i mean it
Indiana isn’t the name of a state?
You’ll never win because I won this final debate

WHO WHO
NEXT NEXT
DEE-DEE-DEE


Steve vs Indiana Jones 2(A Little Too Late April Fools)

JMB as UBOA
TheEternalVanguard as W.D. Gaster

UBOA
Pinching yourself won’t save you this time.
I don’t care if you’re a ripoff, I’m one of a kind.
The lights must be out in your head for you to face me,
Because you’re whiter than the desert to which I will erase thee.
W. D.? He shouldn’t muddle with me.
I play my theme and you’re left in a puddle of pee.
Gaster is a pervert who’s acquainted with crime,
So watch out for the creep in 269.

WD Gaster 
The doctor is here to give you face reconstruction,
Before the darkness leads you into mutated corruption.
I’m otherworlder with the most blasting rhymes ever seen.
You’re gonna get lost like entry number 17.
You’re despicable,whilst I’m invincible,
Just like the CORE, my rhymes are unpredictable.
This monster has the wrong number if he wants to bring hurt.
I’d never let that little head of yours take over my work.

UBOA
In response to that attack, my fun value’s set to 0.
I’m the cut above the rest, actually trying to KILL the hero.
You’re harder to decipher than wing dings,
Your part in this cypher is over with the attacks that I’m bringing.

WD Gaster 
My followers all tell the tale of how i was lead to disaster.
You’re being turned into mundane creepypastas
This man has the upper hand, wouldn’t you agree you two?
Thanks for your feedback! Be seeing you soon!

W.D. Gaster vs UBOA

'Herstory in the Making' album out now: http://smarturl.it/herstoryinthemaking

Produced by Zaytoven

Herstory In The Making

Kold World

Stream + Download

Cast:
Nicholas Allaire as Shadow 
PikachuSpartan & LanceMcDonald as Mewtwo


Alanon as the Announcer

Art By: Astro 

Writing By: RobotRoshawn, Oofie

Casting Choice By: 2Chocolate (My GF❤️)


Mixed By:
RobotRoshawn


Beat By: Tristan On The Track

WESOME RAP BATTLES
MEWTWO 
VS
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
BEGIN!

Shadow: 
YO! What’s sup mewtwo I’m here to kick some mutant ass
being the Genetic Pokemon, you got no damn class
This battle is where the psychic will fall
Can anybody even catch Mewtwo with a Poke ball?
With Chaos Control, I can freeze time and space
So I'm capable of putting this freak in its place
I'll spear you with you with the power of Chaos
This battle was too easy so accept your loss

Mewtwo: 
For many years I've tried to find my purpose
But being in this kind of fight is completely worthless
You're not at all a worthy opponent Shadow
Cause even with your fast speed your mind is slow
You can't remember anything that happened to you, that's too bad
When Maria died you simply went mad
Your super form doesn't scare me it's just a joke
You have amnesia so your condition will be worse with a stroke

Shadow: 
The Ultimate Lifeform shows no mercy
Rapping you out is when I will get the w to victory
Winning this battle? I'm having a Chaos Blast
Your psychic powers in this bottle they will never last
We were created by scientists for a future in life
But I was created cure diseases you were created to strife
Your blood will be like my stripes, red
So yeah I got the w you’re dead 

Mewtwo: 
You’re living under my shadow, I’m the better antagonist 
Even though you hate humanity, we all know you can’t rap for shit
I’m  Mewtwo, I’m the best, you know I don’t be busy
Like your opponent, I’ll make you feel dizzy
On the track I’m a beast while Sonic’s into b____y 
I prefer Shadow Fights than listen to this creep
Actually, talking bout that, ya got the name but can’t fight
The happiest day of my life is when you finally die

Mewtwo vs Shadow The Hedgehog - Awesome Rap Battles #6

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