//Art by Various Artists

Lyrics:

Have you like... considered getting a job?

PART 1: "BWEH"
I love
Feeding sea life
Plastic
Bags
My nightmares
Look like
Mcdonald's
Commercials (wow!)
Is Trump ok?
He's fine they just took a little off the top
Ass (Ba-ba-ba-ba)

Never blame yourself
For what you could blame a woman for
(-or, -or, -or)

PART 2: "CALCIUM"
Skeleton, calcium
Skeleton, calcium
(Go get a job)
Skeleton, calcium
Skeleton, calcium
Uhh... sorry dude... uhhh... that just slipped out
Skeleton, calcium
Skeleton, calcium
Go get a job
Skeleton, calcium
Skeleton, calcium
Skeleton, calcium (have you like, job)
(Gor-gor-gor)
Skeleton, calcium (have you like, job)
(Gor-gor-gor-gor)
Go get a job
Skeleton, calcium (have you like, job)
(Gor-gor-gor)
Skeleton, calcium (have you like, job)

PART 3: "MOTHERFUCKING ABLETON"
(poor kids are just as bright)
(and just as talented as white kids)
(and remember)
(there's always a bigger pedophile)

The only reason Ableton exists
Is just to crash
If it just fucking worked
You wouldn't need updates

Grooming?!
Yeah... no...

PART 4: "COMMERCIAL BREAK"
Welcome to 3621.34 FM, Lube Radio
(Fa-fa-fa-fat women)
Where we fuck your ears and fuck your mom

Introducing the Devil-Cart
This shit will get you fucked up 666 ways from Sunday
Take a hit, go to hell
Black out and shit your pants
Look at this guy just after one hit
Reed I don't think that that was weed
(She could suck a golf-ball through a garden hose)
(My balls fell over my butt-hole and it caused vapor-lock)
(That they-them pussy got teeth)
(I sell crack to children)
(I fucking hate ugly people)
(Say goodnight gay boy)
I don't fear god I fear fat women
(That bitch's pussy taste like old pennies)
You know you can hear the hatred dripping off my voice
When I say the word FAT
(I can stop whenever I want but I choose to hate fat women)
(I'm progressively getting less funny and more hateful the longer I go)

PART 5: "THE M FACTOR"
(Can a nigga get a-)
Their jowels start to droop
(Can a nigga get a-)
Their mouths start to distend outward
(Can a nigga get a-)
And the fat becomes indistinguishable from the sofa
(Can a nigga get a-) (Can a nigga get a-)
This is The M-Factor

(Can a nigga get a-)
(I did my own circumcision on my fourteenth birthday)
(Can a nigga get a-)
You drive like old people FUCK!
(Can a nigga get a-)
Slow and SLOPPY!
(Can a nigga get a-)
I set a fat woman on fire and she burnt like a candle
(Can a nigga get a-) (Can a nigga get a-)
A ten car pile-up on my dick
And god said, "You get a fat bitch too"

Can a nigga get a-
The nigga way (oh this fucking couch!)
Can a nigga get a-
The nigga way
Can a nigga get a- (couch!)
The nigga way- (I hate this god-damn shark!)
Can a nigga get a-
The nigga way
Can a nigga get a- (haha, "Reed the Deer"?)
The nigga way (more like, "Reed the Queer"!)
Can a nigga get a-
The nigga way(haha!)
Can a nigga get a- (god gave me a voice)
The nigga way (and I choose to say racial slurs)
Can a nigga- (gorp!)

The M-Factor

Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (hi Koda!) (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (no it's not my fetish, I just want you dead)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (hi Koda!) (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (huh? huh?)
Can a nigga get a- (nut)
The nigga way (I got a new blender and now it's my whole personality)

I cannot believe you've never had a hotdog before
Even children in Africa have eaten hotdogs

Axel what the FUCK is this?

I uhhhh.. I don't fuckin' know...

The M Factor (Feat. Koda, Miguel, Del, Noodles, Spaci, Reed the Deer, Stuby, Douglas)

Illegals In My Yard TRAP REMIX 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

11 - h̷e̶'̵s̵ ̸t̸a̵k̸i̴n̴g̸ ̶c̸o̵n̴t̴r̸o̵l̸ (Feat. Koda, Reed the Deer)

1 - Darlin' Darla (Feat. Eli Beekman, L Rod)

6 - RAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAH

3 - THE M FACTOR (Feat. Koda, Miguel, Del, Noodles, Spaci, Reed the Deer, Stuby, Douglas)

2 - Walmart (Feat. DelWlf)

8 - N O B S (Feat. Koda)

12 - THE END (Feat. Koda)

7 - i want the a-rab money

4 - Premonition (Feat. Koda)

9 - lobter

5 - Heema Satinator (Feat. Koda)

10 - ;( I can't make the music bop (Feat. Koda)

Howdy guys
How you guys doin, doin? 
My name is Teresa
My name is Teresa
I'm doing fucking awesome
And I'm gonna be vaping on the greek bar® melty moon

Chairs
Okay, chairs
Look at all that vape
Chairs
Oh it's so good
It's so delicious
I give this a 9 in a 10
Chairs

How I'm doing?
I just don't feel good, I got a real bad head-ick
A lot of you guys wear makeup because you wanna look pretty, and make you look good
I understand that
But, it's the inside it counts
It's not the outside it counts
It's the inside of you it counts
Makes you pretty

I am not perfec
I'm far not being perfec
Do not go in my room
And, you know what?
You need to mind your own fucking business
Do not pick a fight with me because I am not in the mood today
I don't feel good at all today

Uh, sweetheart, I know my job
I'm not gonna get the candy
I know my job
I wasn't born lesterday
And so don't take it out on me sweetheart
And you know what you need to do sweetheart?
You need to mind your own fucking business, okay?
Lesterday

You know, if you got a lot of problems why don't you go scribe, and please leave a comet

I WASN'T BORN LESTERDAY

call me axel

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