Plant Cell

Hanging Myself With My Jordan 1 Laces!?

lyrics:
rigger bigger thicker singer 
mf  ima fuck a bitch 
I done diddle did her name was kim 
she left and I blew smoke in the wind 

I snap his bones
funny funny guy
I'mq tickle this pickle
until it cum
where u from

what the diddly figure
I finger a bigger wang
than a ding dangaly bang

I blow up like isis
just try this
I chop up 
a cop like
a fuck up
a fat dyke
i smoke pipe 
but I'm used to it so that shit light 

I smack a faggot like 
i bag crack and then tag it

but you dun diddly fucked up
you get roughed up

fee fi go fum
I cum in a tub 
while I go on a run
you sleep like a bum

you're fuckin deaf and dumb
I nut and cum
I go from ring to rung
I spit wit a toung

I feelin one with the earth
been like this from the birth
of a baby maybe 
I should name him John
like Ronald or a ron

bitch this ain't a sing song
bing bong

Joe Biden touches kids
I open up the lid
of a can of worms
you can't come to terms

that we share the same air 
and we busy counting na hair
while we pokin a sleepin bear
do you even care!? 

you like suck in my dick
you rodin that shit like
a hog rider
you be a teeth biter
come on boys let's go start a fire uh

I slap a cock
while I'm fuckin spock
I put on the stock and I cock a gun

so you better run 
to fun and play
bro this 8 year old gay


hi honey 
go buy money
don't come back till you're funny or famous

I blame this on you
hahahahaha 
galablahra
shot a lotta
gotta get this outa here

to many bitches 
I go down a tree
to see a ring
and marry bitch
if they don't fuckin sntch
I promise I'll bury a bitch
in a ditch








YADDA YADDA!

yuh I go eat her
like a demon
she a feind
yuh I beat her

everybody going batshit
did ya catch it

I'm knocked to my knees and hands
I'm stuck with these useless of rants
stop with the wonts and the cants
my momma know all of them ants

that are crawlin in me ears
within the darkest of fears

clouts through the clouds
trippin in a bounce house

you the door I'm knocking on
bitch or na? 
you bitchin I'm fixing a bit of clock
to rewind the time of ya small cock

I'm packing the heat in these bars
so hot I'm competing with stars
you ain't racing no cars
while I'm skrrtin and slippin in bars

I hit you until you beat
can't fill a rap without a feat
you act you been with the street 
but I know you a fuckin geek

take a shower bitch you reek
sit on fortnite 9 days a week
yo girl be cheating
with my I'm sleeping
this one I am keepin
without even eating
or speaking

with me on this track
I will make a new rack
sike I got no paper to stack
but I know it finna bounce back

you cannot fight with your words
sit down and listen to birds

isn't it nice
u like your ice
your head in a vice
you'd pay any price

as long as it's with daddy money
isn't it funny

how you can be born with the rich
my brain is a computer with a glitch

the government controlling all our minds
we need to explore and make brand new finds
I'm speeding in a car and rapin a white girl
but I'm also white so I'll be completely fine
you like me rhymes? 

get with the times and read a book
these bars are spicy when I cook
Gordon Ramsay take a look
little kid rapping what the fuk

badaba wadada
I am rappin
in rhythm with the paper I'm stacking

I'm lying
I'm crying
my crayon broke
blimey bloke
I wanna choked
forcefully stroked

your grandma cranking 90s in hair salon
mom I'm playing fortnite hold on
gimmie one shot

my gun go pew pew
failed the test a few times

who are you
I'm acting two

I want toys and keys
what are birds and bees
swaying with the trees
I cannot believe

I can write a rap in day
no fuckin way

I feel like a big man
like I could stop a whole tram

lemme rap like a little kid

I'm four
and score
and seven years ago
one two three
I saw a green tree
and a small bee
will you be my friend
I give you my hand to lend
in case we get hurt end need to mend
to our hearts and our souls
out friendship will be like coals

never ending fire I am spitting
angry at my dad I am fitting
our house on fire I am lifting

yuh 
bruh
skut
rut
lut











Trippin In A Bounce House

Lyrics:
da baby is a faggot
take my pants and then sag it
shit in the toilet then grab it
put your head in your ass and then drag it

I'm on life support
mark Zuckerberg got a port
ima pop in 2 times like a wart
I hit you to the floor and

you get back up
front no bad luck
I gon duck
when I fuck up these hater

they all lame like some waiters
I tell them see you laters
I ain't no gay fur
you be with the lamers

my eyes don't see level
my head on a swivel
the judge slam his gavel
another asshole I gotta murder

I got body parts in my fridge
I'm never getting sponsored by ridge
all of my bottles got lids
no cap but I be with the ids'

but I lack on the track
when yo girl flacc as a board
I am not so bored rapping
but I'm in rythem with paper I'm stacking
you capping

fucl the haters 
smell you later
take a shower in a lake er somethin
you be a little bummed kid
but you're another lid I open

I got a lot more left
I commites petty theft
ima put yo mom to rest
leave it to the man in the vest

I spit when I speak
my mouth be on the leak
point fingers and laugh at the freak
haha let's play hide and seek

hit you with that lane switch 
huh you wanna play bitch

one two three four
I open up your door
with my four inch
orange nails

you rap as slow as a snail
lemme show you how you bail

I fucking on your bitch
I'm licking on her clit
she wet as a ditch
after a storm
she horny
let's journey

this shit is so ass
ego broken to a pile of glass
I speak real fast
like I'm basically
facing the facts
it's like racing a cat
and you a fat rat
on the track

I a glock on hip
I hit twelve licks 
give no fricks 
I fuck your cranium with bricks

so soft you in heaven
tell them you're eleven 
they like tourtring minors
I'm in love with a miner
that winer be Jake
I drowned your whole family in a lake
fuck you Blake



Fuck You And Your Family

Crust

Helicopter Shot Down

So Much Ice You Slip And Crack Your Cranium

Lyrics:
I'm gay 

Hook
I'm gay

Verse
I'm gay

Terrible Rap

If it sounds like I'm saying the n-word I'm not


CallMeIncarcerated (feat. Ken)

School asked me to do a second plant cell rap

no lyrics cuz I wrote it on a chrome book and I'm lazy

Plant Rap 2.0 (feat. Ken & NaYaLiS)

Diss track against Chrispy
His song: 
https://www.bandlab.com/chrispychris_labratz/not-enough-bac2d285?revId=d43df680-899d-ec11-a507-0050f280e91e

Give Up

CatsOnDrugs
https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/xd7R1

Mike0xSmall
I'm not linking him because he made this song sound like ass🖕🖕🖕

Lyrics 
Going to bed but im sick in the head
Eyes turning red Im injected with lead
No need to cry cuz ur pretty much dead
We got the tools in the shed
Slide wit my dude named ned

Big ass tits in the van 
My bitch from japan
Im sorry da bitch a is a fan
Misheard that shit? You a stan

Riding my dick like a clam
Titties so wide them bitches full span
I might be old but i'm still the man
Free my boys up in the can

Yes this bass is very crazy
 your dad is very lazy
 your mom smells like daisies
Your sisters very hairy

She's like a bear out there picking berries
Baby ass bitch put your ass in daycare
Little boy put your ass in highchair
Bitch yo dumbass had a nightmare

Bitch Your such a bum
Yo dumb ass cant even cum
Still suckin on your thumb
 
Heyyy
Let the choppa attack on the track 
This shit lit on fire run it back
Watch out you get hit with the mac
Faggot boy better drop your sack
Got a stack of them plaques
Eating up lines by the stacks

No more back and forth shit
That shit sound like horse shit
Yo wife going with that divorce shit
I have zero remorse bitch
Rappin this shit in them fourths bitch

Them thoughts you was forced bitch
Fuck that choppa shot down
Music so dead he got walked down
To his grave he knocked down
Bitch who is washed now

This is my first time rappin, while all you dummies nappin
No i do not forgive mistakes mess wit me get hit in yo face
Ayyden on the beat makin that stupid heat
Who some beef? Just kicked in yo teeth

never claim to be a gangster, the rap game I had to yank it
By the hair I grabbed her, smacked her attacked her slammed her into the ground
Then I Pound with all this gas the heat the shit you got on repeat

Call me jedi usin the force 
call me a cowboy ridin the horse
When I get a new car I hope issa porche 
When I get the new car I hope it's real fast
Bass boomin so loud it's shatterin glass

When it's your moment all you do is freeze
Shakin all the way down from yo knees
Shakes spreading like a disease
Please say cheese and smile cuz everybody agrees 

Amber Heard more like human turd
Turin on the jet gotta get the tech-9
Better show respect cause I dont fake mine
Know my baby bad know my baby real fine

Act like the goat words caught in yo throat
All the money you got bought a new coat
You need a demotion everything ina slow motion
Drown in a ocean die from that potion that would be a good omen

BADSONG! (ft. CatsOnDrugs, Mike0xSmall)

Health Class Rap

DREAMS FACElmaoafaofofaoaofoffofoaoafoaofofaofoaoaofaoaofaofoafoafooaffoafo im dead dead ur mom

School rap For Health 2

AYYDENS FIRE VERSE
humble the cum bowl
ran up the hill
getting fucked with the strap on by jill
everyone look out hes looking for someone to kill
have a foursum with your dads uncle named bill
blonde hair take pill wooba la cooba its in a supra
i run up on the kids and i shoot their wishes and dreams
ima hoopa 3 point kobe helicopter shot down in memeory lane
69 years old, feeling so damn cold
Stage 3 cancer, left nipple got hold
The news hit him hard, couldn't believe it's true
Gotta fight this battle, no choice but to push through
Family and friends, gonna be by my side
Their love and support, gonna be my guide
I'll take it one day at a time, gonna stay positive
Believe in myself, gonna be my prerogative
i just died sike i lied
your dad doesnt love you anymore
bye

ZURGS SHITTY LYRICS
super soaker in my ass
i can not just past some gas
come and get me something last
come and get me cum im nast

nasty
bitch nasty bitch im nasty
come and get me cum im nast
come and get me cum im nasty

i do not give a fuck
come on sucky suck
i do not give a fuck
put you in a wok
you little cat
you a littel fucking bird im insane
ima put you in the nerd bin

you allergic to my enegry
i cannot fuck with you but you fuck with me
i cant give you sum but you suck my meat
give you sum you can eat my sleet

Humble B (Feat. and Prod. ZURG)

everything you do is permanent but that doesn't mean is bad to be gay

im on crack L bozo

So Basic

Aint No Beats

boner jam cuz i stick my dick in jam cuz it feels good no cap

lyircs:
But you feel alone 
But you feel alone
Got nowhere to call home
Gated isolation in yo zone

These walls and defenses 
You searching for vengeance
Im certain I’m lend you my 2 cents
Burn down my hopes with your engines

Can’t understand what makes you this way
How do you even get through a whole day
I try and I pray that you change yo ways
But I cannot change you no matter what I say

Not perfect 
But I think yo time is worth it
You make the wave i surf it
You catch the vibe i curse it

I damage yo mind with my ugly disgusting lies
But I can’t say bye always in extra seat in my empty ride

isolation

Sorry for the shitposts real music coming soon 
Love yall

TRACTOR

if you want lyrics they're on my pornhub account
good luck finding it

Dancing Rats

u.fo

lmk what u thikn
also hmu for litearlly anything bro if u wanna directly hate me my snap is in my desc
if u wanna req a song i will litearlly make it and post it no cap brudda

Futile

a luxury listening experince that is horrible for your ears truly.

Stars (worst song ill ever make(im sorry))

Lyrics
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head

Save all that shit for what you say in the daylight
Only reason I'm here is for the pay right
Rappin then lyrics but they Ain't mine
Murder dreams while I'm rapping at Same time
I'm hitting class rid it of my mind
Then hit it and then I pass
Idiotic time passes for you faster than I masterbate to fascinating rhymes
Go and bump my shit in class
And say it's ass
No say it's great
Got a problem stay awake
And take your time cuz you still can
Take my perspective panorama
Drama ran around my head and I said damn
You so upset about a person
I can see those pills are workin
Take some more
I'll take a horror fight over a horrid mic
I'll spite the chorus or the world for some abhorrent shit
You whoring bitch and act like I don't give a shit
It's not act it's not a joke
I'm not poking round a bear
Around a bush
I'm beating meaning
I'm on kush or something right
Spit on the mic and tell you naw
You not a god
You not my dad you not my mom
Put down façade
take off the mask
I put one on
Because I'm sick off all the trash
Lick my dick I'll give you cash
You got a pass go to the hall
You have a bag you have a zip
you have a truck you have a haul
Get pulled over then you better calling saul
And if you got a spark don't let it stall

Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head
Get out my head

Thanks for listenting to the souncloud version of this song
i dont actually make money from soundcloud so if you can listen on something like spotify or youtube music then i would be insanely thankful
but you aint gotta do shit do what makes me happy
i want my music to be enjoyed

if you want to contact me i have discord or a phone number
Discord: erratas4014
Phone: +15854302066

PLAUGE (Prod. Romolezz + Sodium)

jusalilvibe

Lyrics: 
It was a freestyle so I have no idea

No_Time_Left.mp3

I make beats free so hmu if u want weak ass no melody hard bass shit

Snap: a481c

❤
y'all need to try when you write raps
make it creative please

make it funny, dumb, thought provoking, INTERESTING. 

if you fuck on my bitch or skrtt then please try harder. 

dont sip lean and know that no matter how much money you have, if you are a mumble rapper, you will never not be a huge pussy. 
hope you get past this brainless phase ❤


Ayyden

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