Why Can't I Fuck You Tonight?

You Can't Get Pregnant From Pre Cum, My Friend Jono Googled It

You Say You're Just Joking, But You're Really A Cunt

Grower

A thought piece arguing the contention that a third nipple an added bonus & not to be feared. Based on true events, BL truly believes that 'three of a kind beats a pair'. 

Thripple

Baberaham Lincoln is back with their sophomore release, Sloppy Seconds.

These self-described masters of the erotic acoustic fable dare go where others have considered going, but following their better judgment decided not to go.

Forget about cock rock. This is ball rock. And it goes to the essence of who we are as a society. For whom amongst us hasn't pondered whether pre-cum causes pregnancy, wandered into a platypusary, absconded from a relationship with their partner's sibling, or bonded with some guy who says he's just joking, but is really a cunt? Whom, we ask? Whom? Name one person who hasn't pondered those things.

What's more, these guys do it all with a sense of class and panache not usually seen in people singing about genitalia.
BL's sophomore release 'Sloppy Seconds' is out now via Bandcamp, iTunes, Apple Music & Spotify

Here's what critics have said:
"THE GREATEST ACOUSTIC DUO EVER!" - Baberaham Lincoln

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