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Bottom Drawer

Ricochet

Deja Vu

Laughing As I Fell

Speechless

The Doctor Says

Who Am I?

Glorious Failure

You Are My Universe

Waiting In Vain

The Stuff of Nightmares

Rain

Grape With The Grain

Can't Get You Out Of My Mind

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Mr Potty Mouth

To Be With You

Pure Poison

Burt Bachackhams was conceived on the back of a fag packet at the back of Rackhams. He lives in a halfway house that straddles two dimensions with alternate versions of himself. Parallel Universe Burt only eats tripe and his poo is white. He's always showing off about how he made all his money from being a famous pop star but Burt recently discovered it was from inventing kitty litter, an idea he stole from one of Burt's songs. Future Burt is always going on at Burt to stop enjoying himself. Apparently Burt's boozing will give Future Burt a beer belly and guzzling down copious amounts of chocolate will lead to diabetes and blah blah bloody blah

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